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Good, those posts are pure 😴😴😴-fuel

I agree, this is a yamete (for the love of zoroaster, why?) impersonator.

A bit too thick? This one was at least trying to get with an adult who had the body of a child. Original Yamete was always just straight up lewding little kids.

I thought the first "4'9" and her feet don't even touch the floor when she sits down" bait was pretty excellent but the rest has been kinda 😴😴😴

You're right he did talk like that. I guess the difference is that Yamete would also lewd little kids but I haven't really seen that out of this one. Maybe he just keeps that stuff down now because he knows it will get him banned.

Well there seems little to talk about.

Though I admit I used to be wittier when I was younger. It's because staying up until 4 am every night and drinking myself to sleep while watching Wild Strawberries has killed off my braincells.

I could totally be wrong and he might be Yamete. It just seems like he's trying too hard though imo

Because I'm serious and it's depressing to me that she seems to ignore me. She has such a sexy, small body and at first seemed like a really nice person too.

Dude it’s been nearly and year you’re acting like it’s been a decade.

Wat?

Did you even read your own fucking comment? We’re you shaken as a baby?

You underestimate how much the emotional pain of seemingly being rejected by a tiny Chinese nymphet can change a man.

Don’t really give a shit and your faux misery is actually quite entertaining

You wouldn't understand. Finally I find the perfect, cute tiny woman I've always wished for and then she just ignores me. It makes me sad

I understand. I just don’t care and think it’s hilarious.

I understand. You're a fat, basic burger man, surrounded by women with women who'd consider a BMI of 30 to be skinny. You take your entertainment when you can get it.

A BMI of 30 is nowhere NEAR being skinny.

But seeing you acting triggered is funny. Cry some more about it loser.

Well they think it's unhealthily skinny since their BMI is like 45.

For someone who doesn’t like obese women you still seem to enjoy talking about them.

This one was at least trying to get with an adult who had the body of a child.

Yeah I'm trying my best and it's depressing to me that she now seems to ignore me. Don't get it, I wanted to love her :(

I can go for another child sized Asian girl though.

Original Yamete was always just straight up lewding little kids.

This one's not true though

Don't get it, I wanted to love her :(

Wanted to rape her and any daughters she gave birth to. You hate Asian men and Half Asian men so you probably would’ve killed the boys.

I like Asian men, I'm friends with some

You admitted you were only friends with the Korean guy you mentioned because you wanted to meet CHINESE girls.

You’re not even trying to lie now.

I'm friends with a Chinese guy too.

Who you said had an underage sister.

Guess we know why you’re “friends” with him.

He's actually here on his own, his cute sister is 30 hours away unfortunately

Lucky for him and her. Mostly her.

Do you assume he diddles her when he visits them or something? 😬😬😬

Nope that’s your kink. I mean safe because you probably won’t kill her or rape her(not necessarily in any specific order) or pull an Elliot Rodgers and kill her brother.

Actually scratch that, you do seem like the Elliot Rodgers type so her bro is in way more danger than her.

I just gave him some advice on not rounding his back during deadlifts so I'm actually saving his life rather.

Sure you did.

He’s not actually German. He let it slip he’s from South Bend, Indiana and is a Notre Dame student(allegedly). Besides anyone with half a brain can use Google Translate. And he initially said he was Hungarian as they age if consent is 14 there, though he’s claimed to be several different European nationalities and once even claimed to be half Asian.

What can I say? Guy is too fucking predictable and admittedly I do enjoy his misery but this isn’t just for shits and giggles. Love me or hate me at the end of the day I don’t regret shit

You're annoying and you have a fetish for tiny Asian girls with pigtails and braces.

Nope that’s you again. I like Asian women with tattoos(well not just Asian women but that’s besides the point) and not really into the pigtail look though I do like women with long hair specifically curly hair, straight hair, braids or well maintained dreads. Triple that if she has a tiny waist, a flat stomach and proportion healthy wide hips.

It sounds like you are into tiny, child like Asian women. Are you just trying to get rid of the pedo competition?

It sounds like you are into tiny, child like Asian women.

Oh great another retard that can’t read.

Oh wait you have one of THOSE usernames.

To answer your dumbass question: no. Now shoo, go on git!

Did you know only homosexuals like women with an hourglass figure? Fag

And tattoos? Lmao

Did you know only homosexuals like women

Pretty sure that’s not how being gay works.

with an hourglass figure?

A good womanly figure(fit not fat, Wish fat chicks didn’t hijack this) is gay? Again not how that works.

Fag

Carries no weight. Kinda like you.

And tattoos?

Yep. Dark eye shadow, a fantastic sleeve or leg piece or one of those demon spine tattoos, maybe a few cheeky works of art on her ass, pvc boots, bustier top that fills out real good and tight shorts or a mini skirt.

Lmao

Coming from a guy who wants to do kids.

So basically you're a textbook redneck. You probably drink beer as well.

Aww what’s wrong? I thought you were supposed to be smart? Can’t differentiate between Chinese dialects, can’t differentiate between being gay or straight, can’t lie to save your own skin and on top of all that you’re incredibly salty. Not exactly a marker for someone who is intelligent

Redneck: 1

Pedo Weeb: -10000000

And I drink beer, whiskey, moonshine and mead on occasion. I don’t really like to over do it on drinks.

That's terrible. Did you not read the papers that showed alcohol consumption leads to a decrease of protein synthesis of up to 30% ?

Did you read the part where I said I drink occasionally?

Of course not, reading is far too difficult for a retard like you.

I see. You're a functioning alcoholic.

And you’re a retard, having shot of whiskey every few weeks doesn’t make someone an alcoholic. You’d know that if you had any functioning brain cells.