Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
Is it just me, or is this an even worse idea than the alternative? Like if I were an incel I would rather shoot up a couples-only showing because I'm jealous of them or whatever, as opposed to shooting up a theater with fellow incels in it.
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2 SnapshillBot 2019-10-05
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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2 TheBraverButthole 2019-10-05
Truly based.
1 _----_---_---- 2019-10-05
Is it just me, or is this an even worse idea than the alternative? Like if I were an incel I would rather shoot up a couples-only showing because I'm jealous of them or whatever, as opposed to shooting up a theater with fellow incels in it.
2 employee10038080 2019-10-05
Ok bud
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-10-05
You've got it all planned out don'tcha?
1 employee10038080 2019-10-05
Fake and gay