r/deuxrama: What should I say to the tiny Asian woman who ignores me now when I see her again?

What should I say to the tiny Asian woman who ignores me now when I see her again?

7 2019-10-05 by NorthNegotiation

There's a pretty good chance, >50% that I'll soon come across her again. And she's pretty easy to spot since she's basically a midget. I'd like to know why she'd suddenly stop reading my messages or replying but I don't want her to know that she broke my poor, delicate heart.

I already have a plan for next summer which is to get shredded af so when she'll see me she'll regret ignoring me. But there's still a bit of time until that. What do I do if I see her again in the meantime?

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6 hyledog 2019-10-05

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3 NorthNegotiation 2019-10-05

That's how I imagined us watching movies together. Her sitting in my lap, me patting her cute head, her pouting slightly annoyed as her her hair kept getting in the way of her vision because of me.

😭😭😭

2 TheSadistKingofTypos 2019-10-05

Then marry your body pillow

2 NorthNegotiation 2019-10-05

It's not the same. I wanted her to pout slightly annoyed and call me a dummy. When she would be upset at me she'd beat lightly against me with her small fists.

I don't know what I did that she doesnt like me apparently. It's really depressing for me.

2 TheSadistKingofTypos 2019-10-05

It's not the same. I wanted her to pout slightly annoyed and call me a dummy. When she would be upset at me she'd beat lightly against me with her small fists.

I’d give a month before she eventually stabbed you. I’m not a fan of domestic violence, far from it, but for you I’ll make an exception. Justifiable attempted homicide anyone?

I don't know what I did that she doesnt like me apparently.

Probably because you asked her something incredibly offensive or retarded. Or she uses Reddit and visits cringe subs and saw some of your posts or maybe she went to /r/unpopularopinion and saw you there. Going no contact was incredibly smart of her.

It's really depressing for me.

And extremely humorous for me. Except for the fact that you seem like someone who might go on a killing spree because of this.

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1 NorthNegotiation 2019-10-05

I’d give a month before she eventually stabbed you. I

Why would she? I just wanted to love her

Probably because you asked her something incredibly offensive or retarded.

Nope, I did ask her one or two things but just about the city they live in. And last thing I wrote her was just asking how shes doing and how her trip back was and If she enjoyed the rest of her stay there.

I'll maybe just shoot her a short message on Facebook next week just to check if shes actually ignoring me or if it's maybe just an issue with her WhatsApp or something

And extremely humorous for me.

Why do you not want me to find love with a cute, tiny Asian woman like her? She seemed really sweet, I don't get how I could have misjudged her so much.