23 2019-10-07 by very_srs_janny
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1 very_srs_janny 2019-10-07
he's a janitor on the internet on an reddit police subbreddit he does it for free he takes “not being harassed" very seriously he reports trivial shit because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life the number of harassing users that have harassed him over the past month has numbered well over 100 he’s probably one of Reddit's heaviest users of the Report system he has a process to check up on the accounts of users that have harassed me, which he’s filed reports on. he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of Contra videos he still has to watch he somehow gets mods suspended over "who?" and "lol you can't be real" messages he made a short, simple, five-step process to get banned users to beg and grovel and “accept responsibility for their actions” he thinks he can deflect criticism of his obnoxious tone and smug condescending bullshit as merely sexism he will never have a real job he will never move out of his parent's house he will never be at a healthy weight he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket he will never have a girlfriend he will never have any friends
he's a janitor
on the internet
on an reddit police subbreddit
he does it for free
he takes “not being harassed" very seriously
he reports trivial shit because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
the number of harassing users that have harassed him over the past month has numbered well over 100
he’s probably one of Reddit's heaviest users of the Report system
he has a process to check up on the accounts of users that have harassed me, which he’s filed reports on.
he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of Contra videos he still has to watch
he somehow gets mods suspended over "who?" and "lol you can't be real" messages
he made a short, simple, five-step process to get banned users to beg and grovel and “accept responsibility for their actions”
he thinks he can deflect criticism of his obnoxious tone and smug condescending bullshit as merely sexism
he will never have a real job
he will never move out of his parent's house
he will never be at a healthy weight
he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
he will never have a girlfriend
he will never have any friends
1 claudevonriegan_ 2019-10-07
I actually quite like Bardfinn. Sometimes I think I'm pathetic and worthless, but then I remember them
1 Cubio__ 2019-10-07
*him Respect the pronouns
I respect her pronouns in the hope that one day if I decide to leave society and live as a crab that they'll respect my crab/crabself pronouns
This isn't an attack helicopter joke, it's a recurring fantasy that I have
1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-07
This guy is a serious blight on reddit. I hope 4chan doxxes the little shit.
1 trapochaphouse 2019-10-07
Lmao jannies banned me for that post.
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1 very_srs_janny 2019-10-07
1 claudevonriegan_ 2019-10-07
I actually quite like Bardfinn. Sometimes I think I'm pathetic and worthless, but then I remember them
1 Cubio__ 2019-10-07
*him
Respect the pronouns
1 claudevonriegan_ 2019-10-07
I respect her pronouns in the hope that one day if I decide to leave society and live as a crab that they'll respect my crab/crabself pronouns
This isn't an attack helicopter joke, it's a recurring fantasy that I have
1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-07
This guy is a serious blight on reddit. I hope 4chan doxxes the little shit.
1 trapochaphouse 2019-10-07
Lmao jannies banned me for that post.