real talk are these ppl actually autistic? 🤔🤔🤔

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Can someone translate this? I can't speak clown.

I am! People appreciate being able to let go and drink knowing I'll be sober and can handle any problems that might come up.

Is drinking political?

Explicitly! We have many laws about it. Even a Constitutional Amendment for a time.

Yes

Off the top of my head: Pretty much all clothing, your mom, hyenas, football, Dungeons and Dragons, Animorphs, comic books, Ligma, sidewalks, The Monster Mash, Taylor Swift, Steve Urkel, Pontius Pilate, The Lion King, ghosts, New Coke, Coke Classic, Diet Coke, Ectocooler, Biff Tannen, Sharpay Evans, the Olsen Twins, Fatty Arbuckle, Jon Arbuckle, and, of course, this emoji:👏

Croatian gay rights organization in the mid-90's

This is so sad.

I'm sure that is a very real thing that happens

What part are you defining as so outlandish as to be improbable, exactly?

-that you go to parties

-that people want you there

-that they feel reassured that the guy they don't want at their party isn't drinking but just stands in a corner watching intently, waiting

Are you under the impression that everyone silently drinks at parties and literally no other activity or conversation occurs, such that if you aren't drinking you must be in a corner by yourself watching and waiting?

I am beginning to doubt YOU have ever been to a party.

Capeshitter detected. No wonder you were doing the whole "uhm everything is political sweety" routine. Faggot

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