Today I found out about the deceiving nature of yellow foids and that I live right next to a paedophile

2  2019-10-18 by NeverDiddledKids

So I've known an Asian girl for a while. She seemed sweet, went on a trip for a bit. When I saw her again Tuesday she brought me a little box with sweets that had a drawing with a couple on the front and a heart on the side as a gift. So I figured she probably likes me too.

Today I walk back with her because she says she has to go in the same direction. Because she lives there? No, apparently her mayo boyfriend does, and she mentions she still has to go shopping with him (he has a car but she doesn't at the moment). Except she not once called him her boyfriend but just "he" or Jonas and she never mentioned having one. At first I thought she was walking to her place and I only slowly figured it out. Because it turns out she doesn't have a car, so how does she get there and back, well he takes her along.

So if I didn't happen to have the same way I wouldn't even have found out.

And earlier this week she mentioned him to me but like "I know a guy who also takes (the class I'm taking)".

So why does she do that? Think she's into me and was trying to hide she already had a mayo boyfriend? It's kinda shady from her and makes me think that yellow foids are just as cunning and deceiving as any other foids.

Also I'm very disturbed to find out that I apparently live right next to a fucking paedophile (or a closet homosexual, same thing really). I'm sure the police would be interested in the contents of his hard drive, maybe they should have a look at it. How can I successfully report him?

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2  TheSadistKingofTypos 2019-10-18

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1  mackson2000 2019-10-18

All I've gathered from this is that you're fucking retarded.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

rude. why?

I'm mostly disturbed because I don't want to live right next to a paedophile. I think I should warn the authorities about him.

1  mackson2000 2019-10-18

If you did that, r/Drama would be without a moderator.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Maybe. The world can do with less mayo pedos with yellow fever

1  TheSadistKingofTypos 2019-10-18

Dude it’s YameteOniiChanItai again

1  CCAlkie 2019-10-18

Because you refer to a neighbor as a yellow foid.

It's kinda funny when we're all super detached from people but referring to people you live next to in a dehumanizing way is some joker-shooter level shit, dumb-dumb.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

No, no. My neighbor is the paedophile. The Asian girl lives a bit away.

1  CCAlkie 2019-10-18

Refer to my first sentence. No one in their right mind would respect you as a sociable human being if you said that shit in front of them.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

He's a paedo, I call it as I see it.

1  CCAlkie 2019-10-18

Fair. I'd be doing my american self a disservice if I didnt laugh a bit at pardons. I mean pay-do's!!!

I've been drinking all night in america. Forgive me lol

1  Queenofthefireflies 2019-10-18

Are you sure you aren't just projecting?

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

Bruh I swear there is no god with people like you

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

why?

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

1.there is no evidence to support your what your saying 2.its clear you are so jealous of this man because he had the balls to ask your crush out grow a fucking back bone

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Idk if I'm jealous of a guy whose girlfriend refers to him like that to others. Also I wouldn't even have known if I hadn't pretty much by chance found out. Seems shady from her.

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

Mate you have no proof and if your crush doesn’t want to talk about her boy friend maybe it’s due to the fact that nobody talks about their bloody boyfriend all the time take my advice stay away from everyone forever because clearly you cont function right like everyone else

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Stop stalking me. Also are you some sort of cuck? I know you don't have a girlfriend but most guys would agree that your girlfriend flirting with a guy friend and deliberately avoiding mentioning her boyfriend is shady.

Also I saw you posted on /r/gaming and /r/vegan so this is how I imagine you from now on

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

I could say the same to you. You clear have no fucking idea how to talk to girls you and if she wanted you why didn’t she go for you first you fucking neckbeard

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

you fucking neckbeard

lol, projecting loser.

As I said lol, she seemed / seems to like me and I even only found out about the guy pretty much by chance. If I lived somewhere else I would have never known and I'm pretty sure she didn't want me to know

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

Maybe SHE doesn’t like you clear nobody would when you act like this

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Didn't. Might have seemed a bit surprised at most. Still curious though what the guy looks like. If he's just some scrawny / fat fag I can understand why she might have wanted to cuck him

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

So if he was a copy of you then

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

unlike you I actually work out.

Lucky for you you don't mind your partner flirting with stronger guys

1  metalheadvibes 2019-10-18

If you mean “work out” like walking down stairs to get your chicken finger instead of mommy taking them to your shit filled room and “stronger guys” like fat neck beards like yourself and she’s trying to be nice but I bet you’ll see that as flirting would you and basic communication from a girl must have you thinking she’s head over heels for you wouldn’t it

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

lol, cuck. keep playing your vidya games. do a chin up. faggot

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

cuck. loser

1  larzanthony 2019-10-18

WDYM stop stalking you. He is replying to your bs comments THAT YOU SENT TO HIM FFS.

1  TheSadistKingofTypos 2019-10-18

OP himself is a pedophile

1  HardIsLife 2019-10-18

Is this your way of confessing you’re a pedo?

Clean this up, jannies!

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

No, her boyfriend is.

1  HardIsLife 2019-10-18

But you are also into her so what does that make you?

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

I like her for her personality.

Before I found out about that that is

1  HardIsLife 2019-10-18

🤣🙄

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

you rice foids are a deceiving people

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

Yeah she likes you. Don’t tell her about your neighbor.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

I figured she might. But she already knows him and me are basically neighbours because we pretty much had the same route the other day.

I hope if they have a fight or break up I can console her and get with her. But I don't think I'd want to date her given her behaviour.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

given her behavior

Is she not ladylike enough for you?

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Because she'd probably treat me the same way as her current boyfriend if we were dating and she found someone else she liked?

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

That’s not how it works because people aren’t a tool or gadget. She’s looking for someone else because she’s unhappy in her current relationship. That doesn’t mean she will eventually be unhappy with you.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Okay that could be, hadnt considered it.

But it puts me in a bit of a bad position now. Before I didn't even know she had a boyfriend and she seemed to didn't want me to know either. But now that I found out that she has one I can't really ask her out or anything while before I could have since I didn't know.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

Looks like you’re doing a good job staying single

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

What do you think I should do?

I'm a bit socially retarded tbh 😑

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

Keep being single. Wouldn’t want to hurt her boyfriend’s feelings.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

Seriously though, what should I do?

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-18

Don’t know. Don’t really care.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

I thought you as my senpai were supposed to help your kohai?

Share your ancient wisdom about women with me

My current plan is to not do anything atm, just keep being friends with her and if I get an opportunity e.g. if they have a fight or break up she can come to me and I can console her and sleep with her.

1  NeverDiddledKids 2019-10-18

And yes. She wears her backpack the wrong way around. It's strange