There's this movie Pressure about underwater welders getting stuck on the bottom of the ocean with no rescue after their mothership is annihilated in a storm. They have no life, never see their families, and it's shitty hard work with very long hours and they all work hard. If it was him, he'd take their last oxygen tank and smash it with a wrench and throw it back into the water because one of the other welders is Mexican and he doesn't want him getting to breathe any air he doesn't deserve. Despite the fact that they work the same job and put in the same effort, and he also needed that air. This is the midwestern dystopian squalor he so desperately wants and has finally gotten, fuck him and his misery.
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1 Sea_Safer 2019-10-19
insanely powerful and based boomer
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-19
I COULDN’T FIND ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT HIS USER PROFILE
1 SellingJerry 2019-10-19
There's this movie Pressure about underwater welders getting stuck on the bottom of the ocean with no rescue after their mothership is annihilated in a storm. They have no life, never see their families, and it's shitty hard work with very long hours and they all work hard. If it was him, he'd take their last oxygen tank and smash it with a wrench and throw it back into the water because one of the other welders is Mexican and he doesn't want him getting to breathe any air he doesn't deserve. Despite the fact that they work the same job and put in the same effort, and he also needed that air. This is the midwestern dystopian squalor he so desperately wants and has finally gotten, fuck him and his misery.
1 SpergyMcGee 2019-10-19
This is obviously a novelty account lol
1 OxidizeAtlantic 2019-10-19
A fucking based one
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-19
He will do anything for a 12 pack of bud light and a tin of skoal.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-10-19
wouldn't we all
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-10-19
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1 JeanPeuplu 2019-10-19
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1 OniTan 2019-10-19
Just keep that caps lock on PERMANENTLY!