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21  2019-10-25 by POST_BUSSY

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holy fucking shit you cannot make this up

lmaoo the amount of cope in that thread is unreal

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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It has long been established that the paneers and chinks have tiny dicks. This is the reason they have established such strict patriarchal societies - if women have no rights, the women can’t laugh at the manlets’ tiny rods.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

It is interesting that there are only two sizes of condoms. Apparently everyone has a 5"er or a 10"er.

I have a buddy who made that complaint that the condom was too loose and kept coming off. I was riding in the car with him, his wife, and young son at the time. She looked quietly resigned to his fate.

They had 3 kids before he got snipped.

like the condom comming off and getting stuck inside, which can cause toxic shock syndrome if its unable to be retrieved.

Redditors actually believe this.