accidental killings of diversity hires

So, I was playing this train station management game choo choo called Overcrowd Commute ‘Em Up. It’s a really fun game if you like building and managing games like Oxygen Not Included.

In this game, you had to micro manage your staff in the past but they recently released a huge update on the staff AI. I was glad because I hated micro-ing the staff. I took a screenshot of my first employee lineup

https://i.imgur.com/CLKTjqP.jpg

You’ll notice that they are all minorities and/or women. Wilson is really the star here. His experience has been maxed out and he can run a small station just by himself.

I forgot to take a screenshot when I hired two more employees. At that point, my station had 100% rating in reputation and I was getting tons of job applicants. I didn’t choose based on skills such as strength, stamina, speed and perception. I chose based on diversity.

So, I hired a black male employee named Ronald McDonald and an Indian female employee Singh (I forgot her first name).

They were both lacking in skill points but I hired them anyway because my station was doing so well. I wanted them to gain experience. You can bring over your employees to the next station. So, hiring new staff and making them level up while you are doing well is always a good strategy before you move on to a more difficult station.

Long story short, my station was massive with 3 levels and I forgot to add in skill points to their speed. First was McDonald. A rioter, probably a white SJW antifa, came into the station and when McDonald tried to arrest them, they punched him. Poor McDonald’s work ethics being way off the charts. He continued on working. The moment I realized he was hurt, I sent him back to the staff room to use the medicine cabinet. But his speed was too slow and he died like 5 steps away from the medicine cabinets. Technically, he exploded and his colleagues had to mop his remains.

I tried to move on and focus more on Singh. To avoid the same tragedy, I put her skill points into speed. Didn’t know that was going to be the downfall. While I was expanding my station to the north east side, I built a bridge. I, then, deleted it because I didn’t want passengers to be crossing and getting lost. Singh, who had the maxed out speed, had already crossed over to that side to pick up litter. Again, amazing work ethics. I didn’t know that and didn’t connect the new area to the main train station for some time due to shortage on money. Later, Singh also exploded from not being able to get back to the other side to use the staff room.

how my customers got set on fire by a duke

So, I also played another game called Crossroads Inn. This RPG management game is great in concept. You run a medieval inn and I was looking forward to rent out rooms so customers could stay and sleep overnight. Before I even got anywhere to that point, I ran into a lot of problems.

First of all, this game is riddled with bugs and the staff in the game is really lazy. As soon as customers come in, my staff decides it’s a good time to smoke weed and stink up the room. When I scold them, their mood goes down. And they make sarcastic comments when I click on them like, “I live to serve 🙄”.

Another annoying part is the RPG storyline itself is not that interesting. This duke or prince or whatever has monopoly on wine and as a poor inn owner, I couldn’t afford his prices. So, I smuggled wine from bandits.

This duke would come over and try to find your smuggled wine. I didn’t know I could hide the barrels under the stairs and lock the doors. Didn’t even know I could lock the doors. What I did was used my charm to lie to his face and it worked 2 times. So, I thought everything was ok.

The duke came in undercover, ordered drinks and I served them. Soon after, he bought his men over and burned down my inn with my customers in it. My uncle and I survived but then, the game crashed.

It’s a really cool concept but it’s not worth it for now.

Tried to get laid in a cyberpunk world and screwed myself

I played yet another new game called Disco Elysium. It’s a RPG and people are already calling it revolutionary. It is unique for sure. The gameplay mechanics is something I’ve never seen before. I don’t want to give too much away in case you want to experience it. It’s set in a futuristic, cyberpunk but also a bit medieval like in some areas world. It’s really beautiful.

You play as the detective who has lost his memory and as soon as I got him out of his hotel room and out the corridor, I tried to get him laid with this blonde chick. She said no and now I’m stuck doing a puzzle because she would not answer my knocks. 😓

That’s what I get for toxic masculinity. Be respectful to her when you play the game. The bartender also hates me and wouldn’t let me stay for the night anymore. My partner gave me some confiscated goods for me to pawn. I’m now having to resort to picking up bottles with a plastic bag and sell them. It’s bad out here.

Neolithic godless thot

So. I’m already very good at Dawn of Man. Another base building where you progress through different ages. Since I was already doing so well like I even built the Stonehenge, I got bored and decided to follow a random villager.

Little did I know, I ended up with a lazy thot. She kept going into different tents around the village. You know what that means 🙄

When everyone was praying at the Stonehenge, she didn’t follow. She finally went outside of the village and shot down an animal. She didn’t even pick it up. She left it there and went on a break. She hadn’t done anything all day!!

She went to the river and began taking off her clothes in front of all the male villagers and then, she went into the tents some more. Following winter, a baby was born. Surprise! Surprise.