A bit of motivation for all the single guys here: If this guy can, why can't you?

10  2019-10-31 by thowaway_throwaway

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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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Wait .... how?

Snappy is the only waifu I need

Imagine wanting to be in a relationship. you fools, you morons

I haven't convinced /u/MzCherryBlossom yet

Agreed.

Please post your Halloween pics again so I can jack off to them 😍😍

You should be no fap as it’s November.

On December 1st, all I want is to bust a massive, chunky, yellow nut inside you.

Well you’ve got plenty of time to think about it.

When it's comes to you, I can't think properly babe

We should get married at the end of November.

DM me hand pics so I can find a ring size