HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL DICK🌽🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦

42  2019-11-01 by OhDaaaaaaamn

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL DICK🌽🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😫😩🍑SEND THIS TO YOUR TOP 🔟 mashed potatHOES 🍠👅OR YOU WON’T GET ANY 💦GRAVY💦

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1  DXMKangz 2019-11-01

i'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the pilgrims didn't come to america for religious freedom like they lied to you in school about, they had their freedom when they went to holland. they then were so afraid of their kids not becoming backwards enough that they came to starve and freeze in the woods of massachusetts instead

1  OhDaaaaaaamn 2019-11-01

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

1  OxidizeAtlantic 2019-11-01

no not that one

1  BurgerLaowai 2019-11-01

Sounds like a fair trade off

1  yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-01

Based

1  tejanx 2019-11-01

this is unironically true tho

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-01

We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on our spaceship from Alpha Centauri!