His Dark Materials spoiler

2  2019-11-05 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

Lyra’s mom is Mrs Coulter and her dad is Lord Asriel.

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1  jewdanksdad 2019-11-05

Lol, imagine not knowing this basic point.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

I’ve never read the books because I’m not a neckbeard atheist but I did look up some spoilers.

1  BadDadBot 2019-11-05

Hi not a neckbeard atheist but i did look up some spoilers., I'm dad.

1  jewdanksdad 2019-11-05

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1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

I don’t get this bot

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

What are some other juicy spoilers? Any red wedding moments?

1  jewdanksdad 2019-11-05

In this book series? Lol no

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

Boring

1  Clayh5 2019-11-05

There's the part where they >!kill God!< oh and the kid Roger >!gets murdered by Asriel to tear open a window to another world!<

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

How do you kill an omnipotent being?

1  Clayh5 2019-11-05

In this world >!it turns out "God" was just an imposter the whole time; the first angel pretending to be the creator of the universe!<

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

In this world it turns out "God" was just an imposter the whole time; the first angel pretending to be the creator of the universe

So who was the creator of the universe?

1  Clayh5 2019-11-05

Nobody knows for sure, just like us. I'd say probably just the big bang theory applies seeing as one of the worlds in the series is our own and we have good evidence for that.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-05

Big Bang theory is a tv show