My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!
Some are, but it's only boomer foids as no one else remembers SQL. You need to start doing object stores and blockchain DApps to get the younger gussy.
Definitely a server-side thing. Generally it’s best practice (to optimise speed) to join
tables with the one that will produce the least amount of results after filtering. It SHOULD do this automatically but you can force the joining order if it’s getting it wrong.
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1 Chapose 2019-11-07
On point snappy
1 SQLerection 2019-11-07
Hating hoes and wanting to fuck them aren’t mutually exclusive
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
I think anyone, who does SQL, is an incel 💅🏻
1 SQLerection 2019-11-07
Wait, so foids aren’t impressed by my perfectly optimised queries with hash matching and optimal table joining order?
1 anewstart1191 2019-11-07
Is anyone?
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
1 SchnupfStaffel 2019-11-07
Some are, but it's only boomer foids as no one else remembers SQL. You need to start doing object stores and blockchain DApps to get the younger gussy.
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-11-07
No, foids use mongoDB.
1 SQLerection 2019-11-07
It’s over for relational database cels like me 😭
1 zergling_Lester 2019-11-07
What's that? Are you a mysqlcel or something? SQL is supposed to be a relational calculus and so order-independent.
1 SQLerection 2019-11-07
Definitely a server-side thing. Generally it’s best practice (to optimise speed) to join tables with the one that will produce the least amount of results after filtering. It SHOULD do this automatically but you can force the joining order if it’s getting it wrong.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-11-07
No but troids are 🥰😍
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-07
We only feel this way if it’s unobtainable our we just nutted.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-11-07
Post nut clarity is a curse.
1 slavxnics 2019-11-07
ok coomer
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-07
I hate hoes and simps. 😏
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-07
Pimps: sexualize hoes and get paid
1 RedditIsFullOfSoy 2019-11-07
Everyone sexualizes people they are attracted to.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-11-07
Women: complain about sexualisation
Women: brag about sexualisation
Dog brains. Also men make the most money off of sexualisation
1 Chapose 2019-11-07
And thats a good thing.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-11-07
/u/HardIslLife, how much do you charge for cock and ball torture?
1 MengeleUrkel 2019-11-07
I don't want you to receive money.
I want you to receive my dick.