my cock is so fucking big that it weighs me down, i have scoliosis because of my extemely large penis. my cock is so unbelievably huge that if gravity stopped working i’d still be on the ground
The only time I ever see millennials unable to afford a good standard of living is strangers on social media and in pretentious thinkpieces, likely written by millennials with useless degrees and feeling shafted that their Star Wars MBA somehow didn’t translate to a 3/2 with a white picket fence and a flock of children.
With each generation we add a new level of irony to our racism. Boomers are racists that pretend they're not racist, millennial are not racist but they pretend to be racist ironically, zoomers are racist but they pretend to be non racists ironically pretending to be racists.
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1 eleven4for20 2019-11-07
You are pretty stupid for a Russian
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-07
Why do use the same background each time?
1 getdatfiloos 2019-11-07
Laziness duh
1 mellowkindlyfowl 2019-11-07
You’re such a millennial
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
You guys don’t deserve the same level of effort I put into /r/owmybenis like this
https://reddit.com/r/OwMyBenis/comments/csjbse/fred_friends/
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-11-07
Fred is the most beautiful zoomer. He can be president after I am impeached
1 getdatfiloos 2019-11-07
Whats more tiring, the same talking points or the people smugging about it by listing the catchphrases as a talking point?
idk humanitys doomed
1 Chapose 2019-11-07
Ok doomer
1 getdatfiloos 2019-11-07
fell into my own trap yeowch
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
Wow, you’re also mean on cake day 🙄
1 getdatfiloos 2019-11-07
my main got suspended today too :(
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
This is your alt?? 😱 what was your main?
1 getdatfiloos 2019-11-07
an account I barely logged in with and found out was banned? (Why?)
maybe its cuz my baconreader and the reddit app with different accs??
1 watermark1917 2019-11-07
In the future all conversation will be conversation about the type of conversations people are having
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-07
How about Gen X or are they just slightly less wrinkly boomers?
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
I hump Gen X hard.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-07
Is this the Idris Elba thing? I get it, the cross-race effect makes it hard to spot lemons.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
Well, I like older guys but not too old that they start sundowning. So, gen x.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-11-07
Idris Elba is a run down gen X'er. Gen X was a hard life.
1 watermark1917 2019-11-07
I literally thought actual Bond movies had already been made with Idris Elba for some reason
1 double-happiness 2019-11-07
https://media.giphy.com/media/Hf2hyLE6l4Myk/giphy.gif
1 watermark1917 2019-11-07
Gen X voted Reagan harder than boomers they're gay af
1 tejanx 2019-11-07
are you just really excited to show off that you know how to use the gradient tool in photoshop or something
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
It’s just an image I founded via google. You’re giving me too much credit.
1 tejanx 2019-11-07
true, i should really stop doing that for foids
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
Praise me on this one. I put effort into this
https://reddit.com/r/OwMyBenis/comments/csjbse/fred_friends/
1 tejanx 2019-11-07
deciphering that would require me to become both a weeb and a deuxchat-cel but the sign is a nice touch
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-07
Umm sweaty, they are Chads, not -cels
https://reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/cqmf4t/deuxchads/
https://reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/cr8i7k/more_chads/
1 Basil_FaultOrgano 2019-11-07
Nah that's a rare non-weeb one; I think I even saw half of it.
1 reanimatedjimjones 2019-11-07
new generation bad
1 PM_ME_DEATH_THREATS- 2019-11-07
The only time I ever see millennials unable to afford a good standard of living is strangers on social media and in pretentious thinkpieces, likely written by millennials with useless degrees and feeling shafted that their Star Wars MBA somehow didn’t translate to a 3/2 with a white picket fence and a flock of children.
1 trashtrashalltrash 2019-11-07
i should SHIT on this post, just like my beautiful asian waifu i got from korea
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-07
Imagine belonging to a generation lmao
1 Sleepy_Sleeper 2019-11-07
Implying Generation Zyklon doesn't have the same talking points as the lowest boomer talking point.
1 watermark1917 2019-11-07
With each generation we add a new level of irony to our racism. Boomers are racists that pretend they're not racist, millennial are not racist but they pretend to be racist ironically, zoomers are racist but they pretend to be non racists ironically pretending to be racists.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-11-07
Gen X:
-- I'm not a fucking Boomer.
-- I'm not a fucking Millennial
-- Zoomer, do your homework before your Dad gets home, or else.
1 SpacePanther17 2019-11-07
Unironic cancelling is more of a millennial thing imo. I think zoomers hate that shit and only say someone is cancelled in an ironic joking manner.
0 brownbushido12 2019-11-07
Ok boomer