Asians in the west suddenly getting woke, embracing their roots and trying to desperately imitate how Asians from Asia live is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

1  2019-11-08 by HardIsLife

They think being an Asian is Asia is

  • drinking bubble tea (I’ve never even heard of Asians in Asia calling it Boba and we have moved onto brown sugar tea and fruit tea. Get with the times! We don’t drink them because they are trendy. We genuinely like them.)
  • wearing uni qlo (we wear it because it’s affordable, easily accessible and comfortable. It’s not a fashion statement or buying it because it’s Asian)
  • eating Asian food (that’s just food for us)
  • using Asian skincare (again because it’s affordable and easily accessible. It’s cheaper to order something from Korea and Japan which are right next door and they tend to have free shipping than ordering all the way from like Canada with DHL cost like $80)
  • being obsessed over K-Pop (K-Dramas are big in Asia and has been since like early 2000s but K-pop is more targeted towards younger generation. Most people don’t like it.)
  • supporting Chinese government and China (we don’t even do that. Nobody likes PRCs and China. Not even the Chinese in Asia who aren’t from China.)

And no, just because you do all the above, Asians in Asia are not going to see you as one of them. You’re just as foreign to them as some random white expat. Just accept your fate that you’re an American or British or Canadian or whatever and move the hell on. Stop chucking down so much tea that you don’t even really like. You know how much calories are in one bubble tea? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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You kind of dropped the ball on this one Snappy. Rawhide Kobayashi would have been much better

I don’t know what bubble tea is.

tapioca pearls in milk and tea, pretty good

no its not good. tastes like sugar water and rubber balls

ketchup on well done steak ass nigga

i put ketchup on sushi. makes me feel all international and shit.

I put ketchup on ice cream. and then I throw it out cuz that shit nasty

You are so 2000 and 8. I’m so 3000 and late.

brown sugar milk tea with pearls, cream cheese and egg pudding

Or diabetes

It's more of a dessert than a drink.

Preach. If you aren't torturing and eating your family pets you'll never be truly Asian no matter how squinty and yellow you are.

how about koreans going native and never seeing their family, working extreme hours, torturing their kids with extreme hours, adopting severe alcoholism, giving their daughters eating disorders, and killing themselves

There is literally nothing more asian than that.

What about the gambling addiction?

using Asian skincare

Ummm sweaty, I'm pretty sure Korean skin care products are lightyears ahead of anything made here. It was years before mayos even learned of the existence of BB cream.

K-pop is more targeted towards younger generation

Korean music was so much better back when it was all trot. 👴

It depends!! 🙄

  • Sunblock - Japanese is superior
  • Makeup - western makeup is still better
  • General skincare - yes, Korean ones are affordable and they work
  • Actives like AHA, BHA, Retinol - US is still better

💅🏻💅🏻 don’t get me started on skincare

Ooo ooo do you like this?

https://youtu.be/-A7czUu1bzo

Not bad. Keep listening to stuff like this and you might get awarded with honorary boomer status in as little as 10 years.

😓

Share boomer Asian songs or weird western songs. None of that Beatles crap 😤

OMG! I actually know this one 🤣

I have to admit that I mostly just listen to the newer stuff like this that's sung in the boomer style.

Not everything was like the Beatles back then. 🙄🙄🙄 There was a lot of weird genre stuff like the surfers and whatever tfw this is.

I will check them out. Thank you and your boomer wisdom 🙏🏻

lawlz couldn't possibly know anything about skincare

this is not lawlz

Finally, someone logical. His face is the proof of not using any sunblock ever. He’s aging like a prune.

All reddit mods are trannies, so I guess xhe’s been picking it up.

What's the grail BHA? I ain't paying $20 for Paula's Choice.

Paula’s Choice has done absolutely nothing for me.

Just get Stridex pads. The biggest box one. It’s cheap and it works

supporting Chinese government and China (we don’t even do that. Nobody likes PRCs and China. Not even the Chinese in Asia who aren’t from China.)

So like 10% of the total population of east asians

The tea place at my university has brown sugar tea. In fact I had it today. I guess 私 taiwanese.

They have such a shallow understanding of actual asian culture. It's funny when the people who do the thing you listed can't even speak their native tongue.

Remember the episode of Uncle Kim's when Janet's cousin shows up that she can't speak Korean? Not the scene but I think this is from the episode - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF6Wp9Uk3n8

Stop curryposting foid

This is clearly riceposting you bigot.

And if you really want to feel connected to your roots, explore things that actually make Asian cultures what they are.

They can start by learning why their families left to go to better countries. Find out that their grand parents were refugees from an actual war or starving or likely facing execution on a regime change.

It’s cheaper to order something from Korea and Japan which are right next door and they tend to have free shipping than ordering all the way from like Canada with DHL cost like $80)

Not in Korea or Japan. You're outing yourself as a jungle Asian.

God I hate asians, disgusting insect people

Real asian culture is torturing tibetans and uigher, killing rhinos and tiger because they can't get their tiny penises up

Torturing and killing puppers because they believe that fear makes them tastier, running over 3 year old girl and then backing up to make sure they finish the job, aborting female babies and turning them into dead baby pills seriously google "dead baby pills" subhuman asians actually kill babies to practice cannibalism

no one cares

Why do you never link the posts