Asians in the west suddenly getting woke, embracing their roots and trying to desperately imitate how Asians from Asia live is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
1 2019-11-08 by HardIsLife
They think being an Asian is Asia is
- drinking bubble tea (I’ve never even heard of Asians in Asia calling it Boba and we have moved onto brown sugar tea and fruit tea. Get with the times! We don’t drink them because they are trendy. We genuinely like them.)
- wearing uni qlo (we wear it because it’s affordable, easily accessible and comfortable. It’s not a fashion statement or buying it because it’s Asian)
- eating Asian food (that’s just food for us)
- using Asian skincare (again because it’s affordable and easily accessible. It’s cheaper to order something from Korea and Japan which are right next door and they tend to have free shipping than ordering all the way from like Canada with DHL cost like $80)
- being obsessed over K-Pop (K-Dramas are big in Asia and has been since like early 2000s but K-pop is more targeted towards younger generation. Most people don’t like it.)
- supporting Chinese government and China (we don’t even do that. Nobody likes PRCs and China. Not even the Chinese in Asia who aren’t from China.)
And no, just because you do all the above, Asians in Asia are not going to see you as one of them. You’re just as foreign to them as some random white expat. Just accept your fate that you’re an American or British or Canadian or whatever and move the hell on. Stop chucking down so much tea that you don’t even really like. You know how much calories are in one bubble tea? 🤦🏻♀️
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-08
You kind of dropped the ball on this one Snappy. Rawhide Kobayashi would have been much better
2 eleven4for20 2019-11-08
I don’t know what bubble tea is.
2 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-11-08
tapioca pearls in milk and tea, pretty good
1 born_again_fred 2019-11-08
no its not good. tastes like sugar water and rubber balls
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-11-08
ketchup on well done steak ass nigga
1 pok8 2019-11-08
i put ketchup on sushi. makes me feel all international and shit.
1 queerjihad 2019-11-08
I put ketchup on ice cream. and then I throw it out cuz that shit nasty
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
You are so 2000 and 8. I’m so 3000 and late.
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-11-08
brown sugar milk tea with pearls, cream cheese and egg pudding
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
Or diabetes
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-11-08
It's more of a dessert than a drink.
2 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-08
Preach. If you aren't torturing and eating your family pets you'll never be truly Asian no matter how squinty and yellow you are.
2 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-11-08
how about koreans going native and never seeing their family, working extreme hours, torturing their kids with extreme hours, adopting severe alcoholism, giving their daughters eating disorders, and killing themselves
1 colormebadorange 2019-11-08
There is literally nothing more asian than that.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-11-08
What about the gambling addiction?
2 Redactor0 2019-11-08
Ummm sweaty, I'm pretty sure Korean skin care products are lightyears ahead of anything made here. It was years before mayos even learned of the existence of BB cream.
Korean music was so much better back when it was all trot. 👴
2 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
It depends!! 🙄
💅🏻💅🏻 don’t get me started on skincare
Ooo ooo do you like this?
https://youtu.be/-A7czUu1bzo
2 Redactor0 2019-11-08
Not bad. Keep listening to stuff like this and you might get awarded with honorary boomer status in as little as 10 years.
2 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
😓
2 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
Share boomer Asian songs or weird western songs. None of that Beatles crap 😤
2 FrequentOriginal 2019-11-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB3-zTsw6GM
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
OMG! I actually know this one 🤣
1 Redactor0 2019-11-08
I have to admit that I mostly just listen to the newer stuff like this that's sung in the boomer style.
Not everything was like the Beatles back then. 🙄🙄🙄 There was a lot of weird genre stuff like the surfers and whatever tfw this is.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
I will check them out. Thank you and your boomer wisdom 🙏🏻
1 OxidizeAtlantic 2019-11-08
lawlz couldn't possibly know anything about skincare
this is not lawlz
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
Finally, someone logical. His face is the proof of not using any sunblock ever. He’s aging like a prune.
1 colormebadorange 2019-11-08
All reddit mods are trannies, so I guess xhe’s been picking it up.
1 nh4ns3nse 2019-11-08
What's the grail BHA? I ain't paying $20 for Paula's Choice.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-08
Paula’s Choice has done absolutely nothing for me.
Just get Stridex pads. The biggest box one. It’s cheap and it works
1 watermark1917 2019-11-08
So like 10% of the total population of east asians
1 googleussliberty 2019-11-08
The tea place at my university has brown sugar tea. In fact I had it today. I guess 私 taiwanese.
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-11-08
They have such a shallow understanding of actual asian culture. It's funny when the people who do the thing you listed can't even speak their native tongue.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-08
Remember the episode of Uncle Kim's when Janet's cousin shows up that she can't speak Korean? Not the scene but I think this is from the episode - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF6Wp9Uk3n8
1 againstsinglemothers 2019-11-08
Stop curryposting foid
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-11-08
This is clearly riceposting you bigot.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-11-08
They can start by learning why their families left to go to better countries. Find out that their grand parents were refugees from an actual war or starving or likely facing execution on a regime change.
Not in Korea or Japan. You're outing yourself as a jungle Asian.
1 Whitenations1488 2019-11-08
God I hate asians, disgusting insect people
Real asian culture is torturing tibetans and uigher, killing rhinos and tiger because they can't get their tiny penises up
Torturing and killing puppers because they believe that fear makes them tastier, running over 3 year old girl and then backing up to make sure they finish the job, aborting female babies and turning them into dead baby pills seriously google "dead baby pills" subhuman asians actually kill babies to practice cannibalism
1 Sea_efas 2019-11-08
no one cares
1 Brahmasexual 2019-11-08
Why do you never link the posts