Rant: boomers and their entitlement ruined my day

1  2019-11-09 by HardIsLife

So, I was at the mall trying to take the elevator because I was going to the highest floor. Unfortunately, whoever designed this mall was a complete idiot because it’s right near the entrance. Being a considerate person I was, I waited very near the elevator so I wouldn’t be blocking the people entering the mall.

This old boomer came by and stood right in the middle of the hallway. He was also coughing without covering his mouth. When people got annoyed with him because he was blocking their way, he moved closer to me and coughed some more. So, I looked at him like, “excuse me, asshole!” He got angry, pushed me and rushed into the elevator first. Later in the elevator, he coughed some more. We got off on the same floor. He tried to push me again and I refused to budge. Fuck you, boomer!

I calmed down and decided to get some fruits at the grocery store. Wow wow juicy Korean watermelons. Awesome! I approached the queue at the checkout counter and this old boomer was pretending to look at the things near the checkout counter. The idiot in front of me made way for the sneaky boomer. Next thing the idiot knew, the boomer slammed down her bananas on the checkout counter and took the idiot’s place. Fucking idiot! Sneaky boomer!

How does anyone not have any shame pulling that move? She could have asked nicely but instead she chose to be a sneaky old crow!!

😡😡

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So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

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Go to bed

Like they always say zoomers gonna zoom and pasisve aggressively make anonymous online posts instead of not being a gender-neutral PUSSY about a social situation faggot

Is this post the result of too much or too little fentanyl?

Shame fades as you near the grave.

actually going to a mall

Ok boomer

What did this boomer's nose look like?

ITT: more lawlz fiction

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