Tale as old as time: Boy meets 600 year old dragon girl at anime film screening. Boy instantly falls for girl but doesn't have her name or number.

1  2019-11-15 by ResidentGweilo

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Another tale as old as time: sorry weeb, she's busy getting plowed by Chad.

Oh it's removed now. That's weird.

The guy talked to some girl for a bit before the screening and apparently thought she was the love of his life so he made that post trying to find her since she mentioned she browsed that sub.

When you're an awkward weeb, the first girl that pays any attention to you is automatically "the one." This is a normal reaction as a hormonal teenager. It is not a normal reaction as an adult, but science has shown that exposure to anime stunts mental and emotional development.

This is known as Cuomo Rivers Syndrome in the literature.

Girl seems kinda nice, oh we'd totally get married but she's gay.

Girl writes you a friendly letter for her English class, total waifu material, just a shame she's so far away.

Ask a girl if she wants to go to concert of popular band with me, she declines claims she doesn't know them. Wow she's so interesting and unique, perfect wife.

Kind of sad tbh, even if she did like him, presuming anime hasn't corrupted her mind too, she'll probably mark him as a weirdo assuming he gets lucky enough she sees the post.

anime convention

imagine the smell

Not a convention. Just a film screening of an anime film, the Konosuba movie.

It actually showed at a cinema near me too, I wondered if I should go but I didn't.