literal fake news from cnn

1  2019-11-16 by SaltOverPlow

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they know retards only read headlines. look at the criteria.

The shooting must involve at least one person being shot (not including the shooter).

The shooting must occur on school property, which includes but is not limited to buildings, athletic fields, parking lots, stadiums and buses.

We included accidental discharge of a firearm as long as the first two parameters are met, except in instances where the sole shooter is law enforcement or a security officer.

We included injuries sustained from BB guns, since the Consumer Product Safety Commission has identified them as potentially lethal.

could only make it through so many bullshit examples before it was too stupid to continue. these are i think 12 out of the first 13 examples.

A 19-year-old student was shot by a masked gunman while getting out of a car at Achievement Academy, a high school. His injuries were non-life-threatening. Authorities believe an altercation occurred between the victim and shooter.

A man was shot in the leg outside a dorm on the Langston University campus

A University of Central Missouri student was shot and killed after a gun was accidentally discharged in an on-campus apartment.

A 30-year-old student was shot in the chest and killed in a Texas State Technical College housing facility. Police believe the 20-year-old shooter and the victim were involved in a relationship dispute that turned into a physical fight.

A 22-year-old man was shot and killed outside an Austin Peay State University residence hall. Police believe the incident was a drug deal gone wrong.

A 38-year-old woman was shot during a nighttime gathering in the parking lot of Laurel Woods Elementary School, police say.

A 16-year old student was shot by another student outside Ridgway High School in what police believe to be a gang-related incident. The victim was taken to the hospital and later released.

in a Grambling State University assembly center. During an event, two men were involved in an altercation when one produced a gun and shot the other twice in the chest.

A 19-year-old student was shot in the abdomen and killed in a Tennessee State University dorm. The incident occurred after an 18-year-old classmate discharged a stolen gun he was playing with

After a football game at Rayne High School's stadium let out, multiple shots were fired into the parking lot

Two men entered the playground at Greenhalge Elementary School and shot indiscriminately at children with BB guns, hitting five children

A gun was discharged after school hours at Westbury High School, injuring one student.

these aren't school shootings you faggots. end "journalism".

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Professional school shooters like the lack of distinction. America needs to define the rules better so we know who really has the high score.

cope

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A 16 year old was fatally shot on an elementary school campus on an off day in Dallas and they counted that lmao

This is fake news but only because they didn't include the shooters' race. How else are we supposed to agendapost?

an index card with the word “GUN” written on it was found in a parking lot in St. Petersburg. there was a school nearby probably