[NO DRAMA] Fat redditors describe some of the scariest moments in their lives, such as being passed on a sidewalk by people with regular BMIs and social awareness skills.
My husband and some friends wondered onto side roads in Amsterdam and these guys rolled up on them and called out from the car asking if they wanted to buy some cocaine. My husband and his friend just decided to turn and run. One of the dudes got out of the car and started to run after them. They made it around a couple corners and to their hotel pretty quickly the dude gave up chase a while back.
i was in a 7-11 in boston when the faggot cash register was down and we were all stuck waiting. a drunk pair drove in, one of them asked a dude's broad in line if she wanted to buy cocaine, and they had a total caucasian chimpout over it. the 2 proceeded to go off and drive off drunk. how fragile can you get, faggots
u/ognom Did you actually think a couple of attractive Nordic dudes were going to rip your waifu pillow out of your hand and rape your bussy lol they don't have any crime there are no darkies over there retard
Unfortunately a burgercels normal walking speed is about a quarter of a healthy persons, so it’s only natural that they think someone trying to jump them. To them, it seems like the person overtaking is fully sprinting.
They should just keep to their mobility scooters to avoid this issue.
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2 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-11-17
Imagine being this much of a pussy lmao 😂
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-11-17
i was in a 7-11 in boston when the faggot cash register was down and we were all stuck waiting. a drunk pair drove in, one of them asked a dude's broad in line if she wanted to buy cocaine, and they had a total caucasian chimpout over it. the 2 proceeded to go off and drive off drunk. how fragile can you get, faggots
1 HarryPotterIsADem 2019-11-17
u/ognom Did you actually think a couple of attractive Nordic dudes were going to rip your waifu pillow out of your hand and rape your bussy lol they don't have any crime there are no darkies over there retard
1 SQLerection 2019-11-17
Unfortunately a burgercels normal walking speed is about a quarter of a healthy persons, so it’s only natural that they think someone trying to jump them. To them, it seems like the person overtaking is fully sprinting.
They should just keep to their mobility scooters to avoid this issue.