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This entire ordeal is just a shoutout to /r/conspiracy
Also, anyone fucking remember when the US government started talking about UFOS? And everyone kinda just moved on? What the actual fuck was that all about.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-19
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 tractorsandranch 2019-11-19
i killed epstein AMA
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2019-11-19
This entire ordeal is just a shoutout to /r/conspiracy
Also, anyone fucking remember when the US government started talking about UFOS? And everyone kinda just moved on? What the actual fuck was that all about.