For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.
Achtung btw, the poster with that goblino avatar on here, Wearer of Asshats, is an MDE rapefugee - blending in for now, but inevitably planning some kind of infliential spergout down the line. So don't ban him, whatever you do, this is important.
Proof: I sent the OP this message at 7pm and the other at about 6am eastern on Tuesday. My account was 30 days old about and had -1 karma.
When I saw this message at first I freaked out, as nobody likes being exposed, especially when the message is being read by people whom it was not intended for and without your permission...
But I digress. The account was deleted and after having seen how many people enjoyed my message through hours of reading the post history of the OP and all of you I now realize one thing: I have done nothing to be ashamed of, for I now know I am one of you. I am just as demented and psychotic as every last one of you and my "final message" to the OP was in fact me attempting to guilt trip them. She/he/it saw right through me. I therefore, request to join your organization, and your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
So. I say to you all this. I am redditbuller. Redditbuller is not the OP. I am.
And the offer for the pounding of the millenium is still available to anyone who reads this message AND can verify positive responses to all four questions I had messaged the OP.
It's ok and you have my permission to keep this post up and spread it everywhere. I only wish I didn't freak out and delete it. I almost deleted my main because I was so scared.
Literally I am tearing up right now at how great this is.
Ps. I'm down to cuckold your boyfriend if he's into that.
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For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.
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1 Soviet_Samuelson 2019-11-20
Ok
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-20
Aww 🤗 you're someone's crush. Cute ☺️
1 jewdanksdad 2019-11-20
Well lawlz gets no attention as a dude, so naturally he will post his attention when he larps
1 tractorsandranch 2019-11-20
we've been over this, hardislife knew serious shit about skin care products
lawlz probs doesn't even use soap
1 jewdanksdad 2019-11-20
I get the feeling he googled shit. Not hard to google shit these days and act like an expert.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-20
Ummm sweaty, can Masterlawlz do this?
https://youtu.be/EKqsqpLTQ5c
1 tejanx 2019-11-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X8XLFyBfvc
1 jewdanksdad 2019-11-20
Thanks for making my eyes bleed
1 tejanx 2019-11-20
ur welcome bby
1 jewdanksdad 2019-11-20
...post a weeb video? C'mon, gotta do better than that, lawlzy
1 Wasserkopp 2019-11-20
What black prison bulls just ravaged both my ear holes :o
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
This is me
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-20
🧐👀
1 make_them_rage 2019-11-20
Absolutely atrocious
1 Gb_shill 2019-11-20
Well? Are you going to reply to my message or not? I don't have all day you know
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
This is me
1 Gb_shill 2019-11-20
Listen I think that I know whether or not I send that message. And I do know. Because I did.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-11-20
You doxxed my alt. Delet thjs
1 elephantofdoom 2019-11-20
This is why you need to stay strictly on porn reddit when using your porn account, else you do things like this.
1 RedditIsFullOfSoy 2019-11-20
Hmu
1 MrBufkin 2019-11-20
What a chad
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
This is me
1 loli_esports 2019-11-20
whats your answers tho
1 WearerOfAsshats 2019-11-20
Wtf he didn't even ask for your shoe size
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-11-20
redditbuller is HardisLifes alt
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
This is me
1 trashtrashalltrash 2019-11-20
/u/redditbuller
1 trashtrashalltrash 2019-11-20
lmao this stupid bitch created the account, what a hore!
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-20
If I were to create an alt, the handle would be much better than this. I am offended!
1 trashtrashalltrash 2019-11-20
at least you finally admitted you are a loser in your message to yourself
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-20
You sound like Lawlz’s alt tbh
1 chodemessiah 2019-11-20
when coomers attack
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-11-20
2 much porn
1 Wasserkopp 2019-11-20
Achtung btw, the poster with that goblino avatar on here, Wearer of Asshats, is an MDE rapefugee - blending in for now, but inevitably planning some kind of infliential spergout down the line. So don't ban him, whatever you do, this is important.
1 philoponeria 2019-11-20
The funny thing is #4 is the only one he sort of cares about.
1 Sea_efas 2019-11-20
OOOOO AAAAAA I'M COOOOOOMING
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-11-20
At least you get PMs. /u/MzCherryBlossom has yet to send me feet pics 🙄
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-11-20
But what would I get in return?
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-11-20
Pictures of my fat, flabby, short, pasty, Lawlzian body
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-11-20
Deal. 🤤🤤🤤
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-11-20
I'm waiting
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-11-20
I’ll sort a glimpse
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-20
He's trying to be romantic. Some foids are so clueless.
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
This is me. I am redditbuller.
Proof: I sent the OP this message at 7pm and the other at about 6am eastern on Tuesday. My account was 30 days old about and had -1 karma.
When I saw this message at first I freaked out, as nobody likes being exposed, especially when the message is being read by people whom it was not intended for and without your permission...
But I digress. The account was deleted and after having seen how many people enjoyed my message through hours of reading the post history of the OP and all of you I now realize one thing: I have done nothing to be ashamed of, for I now know I am one of you. I am just as demented and psychotic as every last one of you and my "final message" to the OP was in fact me attempting to guilt trip them. She/he/it saw right through me. I therefore, request to join your organization, and your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
So. I say to you all this. I am redditbuller. Redditbuller is not the OP. I am.
And the offer for the pounding of the millenium is still available to anyone who reads this message AND can verify positive responses to all four questions I had messaged the OP.
Any questions, PM me....
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-20
Sweaty, I have a boyfriend
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
It's ok and you have my permission to keep this post up and spread it everywhere. I only wish I didn't freak out and delete it. I almost deleted my main because I was so scared.
Literally I am tearing up right now at how great this is.
Ps. I'm down to cuckold your boyfriend if he's into that.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-20
Sweaty, you can’t even cuckhold my bolster.
1 ARedditBuller 2019-11-20
Np as always the offer is always available to you.
1 Sea_efas 2019-11-20
stop cluttering up the front page autist 😩😩😩
1 CBT111 2019-11-20
King