You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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Fyi if you're honestly not interested you can just let me know and I'll move on but otherwise either you are playing hard to get or this is secretly getting you off.

Ps. We're still cool

Only the most virginal of virgins thinks "I have a boyfriend" means no. Deuxchads know foids are all scandalous hos that will cheat on their bf at the drop of a hat. When a girl tells me "I have a boyfriend" I just look her in the eye and say "I don't care" and watch her sploosh. Good on this guy to realize that you are a typical garbage foid that will fuck anything that moves.

Then why do you say "I have a boyfriend" instead of "no thank you" or "fuck off". You are trying to spare this Lawlzalt's feelings? You love the attention and you're dtf

Wouldn't want to miss out on those sweet 20 deuxdoots eh?

Exactly.

OP let's trade snap and send me dirty pics behind your bfs back

You gotta play it a little cooler now. Sweet talk her a little bit and the second her bf forgets to take out the trash or bring her some chips with her sandwich she will be getting back at him by going through her DMs to find someone to pound her into antibiotic-resistant supergonorrhea-town.

You're probably not going to be her first choice due to tour azn needledick tho.

Hey thanks but I don't recall ever asking you for advice? Thanks anyways I guess, jerk off

Essentially this.

Except for quoting Archer, yeah. This is it.

This. This is it. So much this.

Except for quoting every pleb redditor in existence you're right.

Having a boyfriend means you're perfect for participating in cucking.

This is gay