Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-11-22
u/HardIsLife even snappy agrees cowboys are sexy you degenerate
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-22
Wow how did snappy know she’s Japanese? Racist!
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-22
😴
I bet she marries one
1 tractorsandranch 2019-11-22
apparently she's gay or some meme thing idk
still gonna be white 100%
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-11-22
Let me guess she's "bi" 😒
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-22
How did you know? 🤣
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-11-22
ching chong ling long ding dong
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-11-22
That music was absolutely awful.
Also, how many Chinese do we think this chick's granddad murdered or raped as in the 1930s?
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-22
Yeah, Poppy did it better.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-11-22
Poppy likes to get kinky with those Chinese comfort women. 😍👍
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-22
🤢
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-22
I was flirting with an Asian lady on Tinder last night.