Story time: I really suck at running Canada

1  2019-11-22 by HardIsLife

I bought Frostpunk a long time ago and I still haven’t beaten to the first story 🤦🏻‍♀️ normally, these kind of management games are my thing but for some reason I cannot just figure out how to run Canada!

So, they put you in some place super cold, people are super demanding and always asking the leader (me) to give them things. Obviously, it’s Canada.

In this game, coal is life. Without the coal to fuel the heater, everyone dies. My strategy is to always stay on top of coal production but Canada being Canada, it keeps accepting refugees. Then, the citizens complain that I should build more houses. But the generator is in the middle and the more buildings I place down, the further they are from the core. That means the colder they get. Then, I get complaints about how I’m not heating their homes.

I might have allowed child labor!! So what?

I might have started fighting rings for cheap entertainment!! So what?

I might have only fed them watery soup because there are too many mouths to feed!! So what?

I might have created a totalitarian government and spread propaganda!! So what?

I might have created a religion and allowed some public lashings!! So what?

They didn’t have to banish me!!! Every single time 😔

7 comments

Horny? Chat live with hot autists in your area today with DeuxCHAT

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Anime isn't just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it's art. Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy, I'll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.

Snapshots:

  1. Story time: I really suck at runnin... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. the generator is in the middle - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Did you try dressing up in blackface? Canadians love that.

I’m still very salty about how he got away so easily especially in this cancel culture. Blackface is way worse than some racist tweet someone made like 10 years ago. Imagine being a full grown adult (he was older than me when he did this) and not one second in his mind when he was applying that makeup to his skin, he wondered if this was a bad idea. I do think people can change but all the way from black face to holier than thou poster boy? Too good to be true if you ask me.

Good game 👍

Makes sense since foids hate the cold and logistics.