You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
He touts some really impressive specs for towing and performance and electric range for a 40k vehicle and I seriously doubt he's ever going to meet them
I would literally orgasm if this actually gained any traction at all among rurals, just imagine going to the country and seeing this shit driving around everywhere
ive yet to see a Tesla where I live but people are so dumb that when gas spiked a bunch of mongs rushed and converted their cars to run on natural gas
(now that gas prices have stabilized those conversions destroyed the resale value of the vehicles, plus they make terrible power, have poor range, the tanks use up half the bed/boot and they only survive off of heavy subsidies)
I see Teslas not infrequently but I live in NOVA where half the population is contractors who the federal government gives six figures just for putting their butts in a seat.
What we have in this thread is clearly a bunch of ungrateful styleless STEMlosers who wouldn't know aesthetic even if it booped them up the butt.
I have a Ph.D from a prestigious liberal arts institution of higher learning and can confirm that this truck is beautiful and fits the postmodern chic design to a t
The bizarre design is an inherent consequence of their decision to go with a unibody design, where everything is supported by the exoskeleton. They needed this design to be able to fit all the batteries in there. But without a retarded looking high point it wouldn't be able to tow much because the body would give way.
Taking away the back like would probably destabilize the design and reduce its ability to tow.
Anyway this is the kind of design you get when you write out your desired specs and then design the vehicle around that. Bizarre design choices that you convince yourself is in fact a good idea because you don't want to give up those sweet specs you had in your head.
Not only that, but Elon's assembly line is in such shambles that I literally don't think they could stamp out the complex curves on sheetmetal for a typical design, this is manufacturing desperation disguised as cutting edge aesthetics.
If you buy Tesla there's more at play than just a product. It's a vision of the future. It's Elons vision.
It's people being shot to mars with battery powered tubes where they work 80 hours a week. And if they fall asleep they will be shocked back awake by their state of the art brain implants with over the air firmware upgrades. And when they die age 45 their organs can be used to feed the poor.
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1 MrBufkin 2019-11-23
Just buy a helix 😴
1 prizzle92 2019-11-23
Hilux?
1 MrBufkin 2019-11-23
Thank you 👍
1 prizzle92 2019-11-23
np babe
1 embrace- 2019-11-23
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1 VanillaReign 2019-11-23
It looks like dog shit.
1 funkmasterplex 2019-11-23
Careful, one of the Elon stans might drive a cybertruck of peace into you
1 OG_Gandora 2019-11-23
Just aim for the windows, that’s their weak spot
1 the_marx 2019-11-23
it is a fact, one that can not be despited, that this new truck looks stupid as fuck and is completely non-functional
1 flameoguy 2019-11-23
but my musk fetish
1 watermark1917 2019-11-23
He touts some really impressive specs for towing and performance and electric range for a 40k vehicle and I seriously doubt he's ever going to meet them
1 prizzle92 2019-11-23
yeah there’s a huge market for pickups that look like PS1 sprites
1 watermark1917 2019-11-23
I would literally orgasm if this actually gained any traction at all among rurals, just imagine going to the country and seeing this shit driving around everywhere
1 prizzle92 2019-11-23
ive yet to see a Tesla where I live but people are so dumb that when gas spiked a bunch of mongs rushed and converted their cars to run on natural gas
(now that gas prices have stabilized those conversions destroyed the resale value of the vehicles, plus they make terrible power, have poor range, the tanks use up half the bed/boot and they only survive off of heavy subsidies)
1 watermark1917 2019-11-23
I see Teslas not infrequently but I live in NOVA where half the population is contractors who the federal government gives six figures just for putting their butts in a seat.
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-11-23
What we have in this thread is clearly a bunch of ungrateful styleless STEMlosers who wouldn't know aesthetic even if it booped them up the butt.
I have a Ph.D from a prestigious liberal arts institution of higher learning and can confirm that this truck is beautiful and fits the postmodern chic design to a t
1 MrBufkin 2019-11-23
Your words hurt 😭
1 Chapose 2019-11-23
Troids👏arent👏women👏
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-11-23
What can I say...
Trapezoids are my favorite shape
1 watermark1917 2019-11-23
The bizarre design is an inherent consequence of their decision to go with a unibody design, where everything is supported by the exoskeleton. They needed this design to be able to fit all the batteries in there. But without a retarded looking high point it wouldn't be able to tow much because the body would give way.
Taking away the back like would probably destabilize the design and reduce its ability to tow.
Anyway this is the kind of design you get when you write out your desired specs and then design the vehicle around that. Bizarre design choices that you convince yourself is in fact a good idea because you don't want to give up those sweet specs you had in your head.
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-11-23
Lol at carposting
1 Aero06 2019-11-23
Not only that, but Elon's assembly line is in such shambles that I literally don't think they could stamp out the complex curves on sheetmetal for a typical design, this is manufacturing desperation disguised as cutting edge aesthetics.
1 tschwib 2019-11-23
If you buy Tesla there's more at play than just a product. It's a vision of the future. It's Elons vision.
It's people being shot to mars with battery powered tubes where they work 80 hours a week. And if they fall asleep they will be shocked back awake by their state of the art brain implants with over the air firmware upgrades. And when they die age 45 their organs can be used to feed the poor.