And the coomers gonna coom, coom, coom, coom, coom

1  2019-11-25 by pok8

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Why can't anyone in that thread write a coherent sentence?

My hypothesis: the test subjects are typing with their non-dominant hand.

Because they’re cooming with their dominant hand. I get it.

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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hahahahaha what

Not gonna lie, as a white dude with a thing for T H I C C black women, I hate that searching for "black chicks white dicks" still comes back with 90% results of black dudes railing tiny white chicks. I am being systematically oppressed.

go away coomer

What the hell is a coomer?