The guy would also LARP as an Asian girl under /u/Littleknifemachiko, as a white woman under /u/TheLadySabercat and as a MGTWO/incel under /u/Alphaomegasithreborn. In his other account he claimed to have a fiance though, lol. I mean that's obviously a lie.
So really you’re just describing yourself again. Color me shocked.
Gets banned for harassing people and posting cp
Considering you’re on your 29th or is 31st alt account and on your most recent ban you were pretending to be a woman who was a pedophile. What do you usually get banned for? Oh right, harassing people, posting child porn(specifically sending it to people who posted on /r/Tor) though you haven’t done that in a while so maybe you grew a brain, threats of sexual assault and overall being a pathetic nuisance.
The guy would also LARP as an Asian girl under /u/Littleknifemachiko, as a white woman under /u/TheLadySabercat and as a MGTWO/incel under /u/Alphaomegasithreborn. In his other account he claimed to have a fiance though, lol. I mean that's obviously a lie.
Coming from the guy was was pretending to be a 20-22 year old “Loli” on /r/rapekink. What was that account’s name again? Oh right /u/LoliGirl22LL aka /u/LGLL22. Also need I remind you that I’ve only been suspended once, you’ve been suspended over 30 times now, I also don’t have to pretend to be other people that’s your job yet again and so far I’ve been fairly open about who I am here on Reddit. You can’t even decide what country you’re from, what race you are, what college you attend and what language you speak. Still pretending to be German it did you switch back to saying you’re Romanian?
Still as delusional as ever eh? Separate accounts for different people yet you insist on saying they’re the same exact person. What a strange creature you are indeed, delusional yet you accuse everyone of being delusional like most hypocrites. Do you really think this is over? Wrong. Instead you have merely freed me up to continue to compile evidence against you in a more productive manner. No longer held back by Reddit’s policy of protecting child molesters, rapists and pedophiles, I can spread the info much farther now and to much more “excitable” audiences. People who are nothing like me at all, in that they have very few if any limitations when it comes to pedophiles like you bragging about wanting to commit crimes. And besides, you’ve been banned so many times as it is I doubt your account will be around much longer. As for me, we’ll let’s just say I won’t have much use for this account anymore. I’ll be back eventually, permanently. You won’t even know it’s me, you’ll never know it’s me and I definitely won’t get suspended ever again. Your accounts will continue to suffer ban after ban after ban, like they always do. My infopasta will continue to be posted under each post you make. You were better off when I wasn’t suspended because now you’re just fucked.
Also funny to see you couldn’t score the two Asian girls you wanted as victims that were your type, yet the one with boobs seems to be talking to you. Also if any of this was true you would have posted about it publicly. Yet you didn’t. Your lies never cease to amaze me YameteOniiChanItai.
Also just for the record, I have good chances with the other Asian girl too. Very good ones
I do have good chances with the small one. Even if she does have a boyfriend she's probably still into me. Should maybe give it a try sometime and ask her out.
Should I ask her out and let you know how it went?
I feel like I have good chances with her but if she does have a boyfriend someone who keeps that a secret to string along other guys isn't really great partner material. Would still do her tho 😋
Should I ask her out and let you know how it went?
Should I tell you about the shit I took 10 minutes ago or should I take the word of a habitual liar? Hmmm decisions decisions.
I feel like I have good chances with her but if she does have a boyfriend someone who keeps that a secret to string along other guys isn't really great partner material.
If she was into you romantically she probably would’ve told you by now. You’re starting to sound like Russell Greer, if you want to know who this is I suggest you look up “Russell Greer Taylor Swift Stalker.”
Would still do her tho 😋
If you had a chance it would’ve happened already. Clearly this girl is quite smart. Although she should still avoid leaving open food containers or drinks around you.
She did let me know tho that she likes me, as I said you don't give someone a romantically designed gift if you don't.
A red box with Chinese writing that means beloved friend and you automatically assume romance. You’re really not that bright and it continues to show. Funny how through all this you haven’t been able to say a single thing against me. Yet time and time again I’m able to provide evidence of you being a piece of trash with the IQ of a leaking battery.
Which is why she would then wait for me to make a move.
Despite her having a boyfriend.
Women rarely do on their own and if I don't she probably just assumes I'm not interested
Yet she has a boyfriend. If she didn’t you wouldn’t keep saying he was.
I don't expect you to understand this Mr. MGTOW.
Have never once called myself a MGTOW. Mainly because I don’t hate the opposite gender and I also don’t cry about not being able to rape preteen girls. Although you do have that in common with the MGTOW movement.
You're a bit slow.
I don’t remember asking you to describe your mental issues to me.
Also she did like the cookies, so about that food stuff you both clearly don't agree on that instance.
Still think you did something insanitary to those cookies, considering you don’t have a single ounce of human decency, no social aware that and generally act like a buffoon.
I don't think she has a boyfriend. The other day she went shopping with her female friend and she doesn't seem to have a boyfriend.
Also the symbol on the box is used in regards to love and marriage and the box had hearts on it too
Same with the other girl, but she actually broke up with her boyfriend. But only very recently, I thought they were split up for longer. But it's only been a few weeks. She's pretty depressed because of it. Kinda sad, I tried to cheer her up a little, next time I'll bring her cookies too, maybe they'll help.
Very telling that you equate physical activity with Cardio and think aerobic exercise is important for being in shape rather than diet being the primary factor.
I can also see you're absolutely SEETHING that the curvy Asian chick is interested in me. Why does she not go for a nice guy like me, I can hear you thinking. But tbh I'd rather ask out the small girl first. They're both nice people but the small one is a lot cuter
Very telling that you equate physical activity with Cardio and think aerobic exercise is important for being in shape rather than diet being the primary factor.
If that’s what you took away from that statement then you’re getting dumber with each account you make. I knew you had shitty reading comprehension but this is just sloppy, even for you.
I can also see you're absolutely SEETHING that the curvy Asian chick is interested in me.
Delusion with a hint of projection as you specifically said she isn’t your type and is just a consolation prize. Hence why I’m not particularly worried about her safety, it’s the one without tits I’m worried about.
Why does she not go for a nice guy like me, I can hear you thinking.
And there we have the projection though you should be asking why the one you wanted isn’t interested. 30+ accounts and you still can’t accurately point out aspects of my personality despite being quite blunt with who and what I am. It was even visible with my username prior to my unfortunate suspension.
But tbh I'd rather ask out the small girl first.
The one with the boyfriend correct?
They're both nice people but the small one is a lot cuter
Yet you had to settle for the one who isn’t your type. How poetic.
Delusion with a hint of projection as you specifically said she isn’t your type and is just a consolation prize.
Not wrong. Still feel bad for her though because she seems to be a bit down because of having broken up with her longterm boyfriend just shortly ago
it’s the one without tits I’m worried about.
If you worry about us in the future pursuing a wholesome romantic relationship you are right to be worried. She's really cute, my sister says she's adorable too.
The one with the boyfriend correct?
I told you I think she probably doesn't even have one. That one guy was probably just nice and took her along, but the other day she went shopping with a girlfriend instead and also she doesn't hang out with the guy / doesn't visit him. Rather she spends until midnight studying and then goes to her place. Which granted isn't far away but I'm still always sickly worried that someone might pick her up and carry her away
Not wrong. Still feel bad for her though because she seems to be a bit down because of having broken up with her longterm boyfriend just shortly ago.
Well at least I don’t have to worry about you killing her or drugging her. Sounds like she’s looking for a rebound, albeit she seems to have horrendous taste in rebounds but to each their own.
If you worry about us in the future pursuing a wholesome romantic relationship you are right to be worried. She's really cute, my sister says she's adorable too.
The sister you routinely said you wished you could’ve fucked right? Should probably tell her that story. I mean if your family is as accepting and progressive as you claim they are I’m sure they won’t mind now will they.
I told you I think she probably doesn't even have one.
Yet you keep saying she has a boyfriend for some reason before doing a 180 and saying she doesn’t then saying she does.
That one guy was probably just nice and took her along, but the other day she went shopping with a girlfriend instead and also she doesn't hang out with the guy / doesn't visit him.
Why do I get the feeling you also know how this girl brushes her teeth, how she sleeps, how many panties she owns and other stuff only a stalker would know?
Rather she spends until midnight studying and then goes to her place.
Good. She cares about her education. Hopefully she’ll do well in life.
Which granted isn't far away but
Too far for you to walk? Good.
I'm still always sickly worried that someone might pick her up and carry her away.
Oh look at that, the pedophile with the hebephile tendencies and open biastophile grew a conscience all of a sudden. Unless you’re worried someone will hurt her first, I’m better the latter considering you DID say you wanted to drug underage girls.
Haven't settled for anyone yet.
Yeah and I totally didn’t get suspended from Reddit I made that shit up /s
I just said it's a potential option if things don't work out with the small girl.
Yet you keep talking about the one with tits, so that answers my questions on what’s really happening.
Sounds like she’s looking for a rebound, albeit she seems to have horrendous taste in rebounds but to each their own.
Maybe she is. Her ex sounds like a nerd loser so she's probably trying to get with a Chaddy, strong guy like me to get back at him. Still my feelings aren't some girls playball. But that does make me feel less bad for prioritizing the small girl in any case.
Yet you keep saying she has a boyfriend for some reason before doing a 180 and saying she doesn’t then saying she does.
Cause I got mixed signals on that part. But it doesn't seem like it. I mean if she does she definitely didn't want to know me at least which is telling on its own.
Why do I get the feeling you also know how this girl brushes her teeth, how she sleeps, how many panties she owns and other stuff only a stalker would know?
Brushes once in the morning once in the evening. Goes to sleep early when she can and gets up depending on her schedule, well she told me that. Panties, she owns 14 but only wears 11 of them regularly. Some have cute designs like a heart on it, another one has a teddy bear face on it.
So you except the nerd part as I don’t want to insult nerds.
she's probably trying to get with a Chaddy,
So definitely not you.
strong guy like me to get back at him.
Definitely not you as men who actually fit the definition of Chad and are actually strong don’t have to screech about it like a retarded monkey.
Still my feelings aren't some girls playball.
You don’t have real feelings so that shouldn’t be an issue.
But that does make me feel less bad for prioritizing the small girl in any case.
Ah yes the one with the boyfriend.
Cause I got mixed signals on that part.
Translation: Someone with a vagina existed near me and smiled therefore she’s into me.
But it doesn't seem like it. I mean if she does she definitely didn't want to know me at least which is telling on its own.
She could have “I Have A Boyfriend Tattooed” on her forehead. You would still claim she was single.
Brushes once in the morning once in the evening. Goes to sleep early when she can and gets up depending on her schedule, well she told me that. Panties, she owns 14 but only wears 11 of them regularly. Some have cute designs like a heart on it, another one has a teddy bear face on it.
Gonna call bullshit but considering you weren’t scared to post child porn I’m gonna also take that claim with a few grains of salt.
I often see the small girl too. She likes me too. I'll give asking her out a try, since worst she can say is no and I feel like I have good chances.
Gonna give you some advice. I mean besides playing in traffic, hanging yourself, screaming “Allah Akbar!” in a crowded mall near some cops, drinking cyanide or drinking drain cleaner or seeing if you can fly after jumping from a building: Show this girl your Reddit account, tell her you’re just an eccentric guy, tell her I’m just some evil asshole on Reddit and tell her that you actually care about her and want to be honest with her. If she actually cares about you she will accept you. If you’re actually a good person you’ll be honest with her. For once I’m not being sarcastic or an asshole. I’m as serious as my permanent suspension right now. If she cares about you, she will accept you and if you’re a nice person as you claim to be you will be honest with her. Honesty is key in relationships and the earlier the better.
So you except the nerd part as I don’t want to insult nerds.
Nah he's some physics studying nerd. Probably has yellow fever too, they all do. Might even play D&D, disgusting.
Definitely not you as men who actually fit the definition of Chad and are actually strong don’t have to screech about it like a retarded monkey.
my strength is proficient level according to symmetricstrength.com, that makes me chaddy as hell
Ah yes the one with the boyfriend.
nah she probs doesn't have one. dont be dumb. if she does she's still into me in any case
Translation: Someone with a vagina existed near me and smiled therefore she’s into me.
I'm more basing on stuff like her giving me a romantically designed gift, but ok boomer.
I’m just some evil asshole on Reddit and tell her that you actually care about her and want to be honest with her. If she actually cares about you she will accept you. If you’re actually a good person you’ll be honest with her. For once I’m not being sarcastic or an asshole. I’m as serious as my permanent suspension right now. If she cares about you, she will accept you and if you’re a nice person as you claim to be you will be honest with her. Honesty is key in relationships and the earlier the better.
Lol, you take yourself far too important. No one cares about your little redneck opinions. Neither me nor her.
Sorry you have a fat mexican fiancee while this girl is adorable, cute, and tiny. There's not enough tiny Asians for everyone :(
Nah he's some physics studying nerd. Probably has yellow fever too, they all do.
You described yourself again. Especially the last part.
Might even play D&D, disgusting.
Coming from the guy who posted rape fantasies about children and child porn you have zero room to judge anyone.
my strength is proficient level according to symmetricstrength.com, that makes me chaddy as hell
Yeah by Durianrider’s standards.
nah she probs doesn't have one. dont be dumb. if she does she's still into me in any case
Is this one that’s leaving or the one who has the boyfriend? Because you keep saying one has a boyfriend.
I'm more basing on stuff like her giving me a romantically designed gift, but ok boomer.
Oh look. It learned another word.
Lol, you take yourself far too important. No one cares about your little redneck opinions. Neither me nor her.
Thanks for taking the bait retard. You make this way too easy.
Sorry you have a fat mexican fiancee
I have a fat Mexican fiancée? Huh, news to me. Considering the woman I’m engaged to marry is Brazilian/Irish and weighs less than the national average to the point that her clothes size is in single digits not double digits.
while this girl is adorable, cute, and tiny.
And yet you settled for the girl that isn’t your type. Twice.
There's not enough tiny Asians for everyone :(
Yeah my ex was a tiny Asian girl only difference is she had tits and a nice ass.
Is this one that’s leaving or the one who has the boyfriend? Because you keep saying one has a boyfriend.
I don't know if the small one does. But I assume she doesn't. The thicc one broke up with her boyfriend recently. She's pretty down about it. She's probably into me. I do like her but more as a friend, I'd rather give asking out the small girl first a try
And yet you settled for the girl that isn’t your type. Twice.
I didn't settle for this Asian chick. We're just friends but she is probably interested in me
Probably not, if she did she'd visit him more often or he her. Also in combination with the guy being waaay younger than her it seems unlikely.
Her having tits is the only reason she’s safe.
Hmm, the smaller one is indeed more attractive ...
Yeah I’m not sure you know what human emotions are or why she’s sad.
Wow, rude, like every man I've cried over lost love while listening to Blood on the Tracks. I'm not ashamed to admit that
Poor taste.
Naw low-key pretty good. She probably digs strong men
You’re the shittiest friend anyone could have.
Nah they actually do all appreciate me
You’ve been saying that for months.
I'm just worried about rejection. But don't worry, I will.
Yet she’s your plan B. Your words not mine, dumbass.
Well she seems nice, also speaks Japanese, and she often visits interesting places. I think I could still enjoy the time with her
Poor taste. Although she did recently break up with someone so that’s kinda expected.
well she did get to know me pretty much when they just broke up. Obviously me being a strong, alpha male with an impressive weighted chin-up she couldn't help but be drawn to me.
She did seem to be quite down yesterday, so I just tried to be understanding and kind.
Yet your plan B Asian “Friend” has tits and I’m assuming she has an ass as well. Guess she’s not that gross.
Well unlike you I care more about her personality than about her body. But the small girl is lovely too and way cuter ... so
Pretty sure you’ll actually try eventually. You are that stupid.
Nah that's just mean. Someone you like asking you to help them to get with someone else. That's just shitty
Probably not, if she did she'd visit him more often or he her. Also in combination with the guy being waaay younger than her it seems unlikely.
Yet you keep saying he’s a boyfriend which says you’re leaving out a bunch of other details.
Hmm, the smaller one is indeed more attractive ...
Hence the chances of you raping Curvy are slim to none.
Wow, rude,
Whatever
like every man I've cried over lost love while listening to Blood on the Tracks. I'm not ashamed to admit that
Yeah I seriously doubt you’ve actually had a relationship. Hands and anime fuck pillows don’t count.
Naw low-key pretty good. She probably digs strong men
So that rules you out.
Nah they actually do all appreciate me
Manipulation. Kinda like my first girlfriend, noticed the signs and dumped her almost immediately. I have no need for leeches in my life. I mean you admitted you only hang out with your “friends” in the hopes that they could help you you u wittingly find victims.
I'm just worried about rejection. But don't worry, I will.
Ask her boyfriend.
Well she seems nice, also speaks Japanese, and she often visits interesting places. I think I could still enjoy the time with her
Yet in your own words your still settling. After all you didn’t want an Asian girl with boobs or a butt.
well she did get to know me pretty much when they just broke up. Obviously me being a strong,
Well that’s a lie as you get way too defensive whenever your alleged strength in mentioned.
alpha male
You can’t even convincingly LARP as an Alpha online.
with an impressive weighted chin-up she couldn't help but be drawn to me.
So one weighted chin-up.
She did seem to be quite down yesterday, so I just tried to be understanding and kind.
While calling her your Plan B. Yeah a real /r/niceguys right here.
Well unlike you I care more about her personality than about her body. But the small girl is lovely too and way cuter ... so
Your literal requirements for a partner: be Asian, no tits, no ass, must be able to pass for a 10-year old and possibly be ok with possibly developing Stockholm Syndrome or being a huge enabler. I actually value personality as much as, being attractive but smart or having hobbies is going to draw my attention more than having tits. Yet looks are still a factor that’s just human nature. After all I can’t tit-fuck a personality or a hobby, but I can actually have a proper discussion with the person that possesses said tits.
Nah that's just mean.
Dude you wrote pseudo porn fanfiction about YOUR SISTER wishing she was a child.
Someone you like asking you to help them to get with someone else. That's just shitty
Hence the chances of you raping Curvy are slim to none.
Well I wouldn't rape either of them. the fuck?
Ask her boyfriend.
Well she doesn't have one, so ...
After all you didn’t want an Asian girl with boobs or a butt.
I can still find a different one later on as well, it's not like we'd get married
So one weighted chin-up.
I don't do 1 RMs. Pull-ups, chin-ups and dips I have programmed in a 5-7 rep range. Once I get to 7 I'd up the weight. You obviously don't understand strength science or strength training. The amount of repetitions you perform only matters in regards to the weight you're lifting. Say you're doing chin-ups, doing 15 bodyweight ones in one set is less impressive than say doing 6 with 60 lbs (depending on your bodyweight).
This number actually corresponds somewhat to your absolute strength, which is what 1 RMs are about. You can google that. You could a 1 RM with chin-ups too of course. Say you're 180 lbs. Being able to do 1 chin-up with 110 lbs added likely means you are stronger than someone who can do 16 or so but only with bodyweight in one set.
I mean you clearly don't understand this so I'm trying to educate you.
Also why would she ask me for my number and want us to hang out regularly if she wasn't into me. She just broke up with the guy, probably was drawn to me cause of my muscular looks.
While calling her your Plan B.
Well I didn't call her that to her face, that's just mean. I mean the smaller one has priority still, I've also known her longer and she's cuter.
Your literal requirements for a partner: be Asian, no tits, no ass, must be able to pass for a 10-year old
Some Asian women are small, deal with it. Don't be mean to this girl, she's adorable and everyone likes her.
After all I can’t tit-fuck a personality or a hobby
I've seen a JAV of a girl with not big boobs giving a tit job though. IBW-627z at around 1:26. Cute actress too
Still won’t put that last yiu.
Nah I wouldn't do that. That would make her less suitable as a potential plan B.
Considering you’ve directly stated in the past that that you found rape “hot.” Not a consensual non-con scenario, but outright rape. Yeah why WOULD someone think you’d have the potential to rape someone.
Well she doesn't have one, so ...
You keep saying she does.
I can still find a different one later on as well,
So you don’t value your Plan B after all. No one is shocked.
it's not like we'd get married
That’s a relief. Hopefully she’ll find a good partner someday, preferably one who won’t hate any sons that she births and won’t end up molesting her daughters. But you have no romantic interests in her so once again; she’s safe. Unless she marries someone like you in which case she’s not gonna fair well.
I don't do 1 RMs. Pull-ups, chin-ups and dips I have programmed in a 5-7 rep range. Once I get to 7 I'd up the weight. You obviously don't understand strength science or strength training.
I actually do understand, I just know that triggering you brings about this sort of dialogue.
The amount of repetitions you perform only matters in regards to the weight you're lifting. Say you're doing chin-ups, doing 15 bodyweight ones in one set is less impressive than say doing 6 with 60 lbs (depending on your bodyweight).
Am aware of this.
This number actually corresponds somewhat to your absolute strength, which is what 1 RMs are about. You can google that. You could a 1 RM with chin-ups too of course. Say you're 180 lbs. Being able to do 1 chin-up with 110 lbs added likely means you are stronger than someone who can do 16 or so but only with bodyweight in one set.
So long story short you can’t do one chin-up. Because that’s what workers this initially.
I mean you clearly don't understand this so I'm trying to educate you.
I do understand but sometimes letting you rant makes you less of a whiny bitch.
Also why would she ask me for my number and want us to hang out regularly if she wasn't into me.
Considering I’m still friends with and hang out with some of my lady friends from college. One of whom is gay. She asked for my number in college and I already knew she gay considering she was rather open about this on campus. Just without being annoying about it.
She just broke up with the guy, probably was drawn to me cause of my muscular looks.
The amount of which you get triggered when someone says you aren’t muscular, guarantees you aren’t muscular.
Well I didn't call her that to her face,
I seriously doubt that.
that's just mean.
Dude you’ve done worse shit than that.
I mean the smaller one has priority still,
And a boyfriend
I've also known her longer and she's cuter.
And apparently not single and you’re not boyfriend material or any sort of healthy relationship material considering you wanted to know what sort of Incel-esq hatemail you should send her because she didn’t message back immediately.
Serious question: are you actually Onision?
Some Asian women are small,
Duh I’ve dated some. Fine line between small and literally saying you want a partner who outright looks like a child and only because they look like a child.
deal with it.
Coming from the guy who regularly throws tantrums.
Don't be mean to this girl,
I’m not. You’re the one who said you wanted to fuck a 10 year old. Not to mention that folder you admitted to keeping and the illegal stuff you would post and DM people.
she's adorable and everyone likes her.
I’m sure she’s lovely. A pity she has you following her around like stink on shit.
I've seen a JAV of a girl with not big boobs giving a tit job though.
Eh, it’s like trying to fuck a table. No offense to women who are small or completely flat but that just doesn’t do it for me.
IBW-627z at around 1:26.
Not really into JAV except for like six random ones you already know why.
Cute actress too
Why do I get the feeling she’s going to look like she’s at least 10 years old.
Nah I wouldn't do that.
I call bullshit.
That would make her less suitable as a potential plan B.
Got the wrong impression initially. They're just friends tho, I think
So you don’t value your Plan B after all. No one is shocked.
It's called upgrading, mate. And I do value her, very much
Unless she marries someone like you in which case she’s not gonna fair well.
Really uncalled for.
Am aware of this.
You obviously understand zero of weight lifting fundamentals. You're the sort of person to do a 100 push up or bodyweight squat per day challenge for a month and expect coming out looking like Arnold. You're probably weak as fuck too.
And apparently not single and you’re not boyfriend material or any sort of healthy relationship material considering you wanted to know what sort of Incel-esq hatemail you should send her because she didn’t message back immediately.
Were you never young and in love? smh
Also she probably is single
hang out with some of my lady friends from college. One of whom is gay.
Having a lot of female friends is a top nice guy sign btw. Combined with you being physically weak and supporting toxic masculine interests like hunting I am worried for your mental state.
Fine line between small and literally saying you want a partner who outright looks like a child and only because they look like a child.
That's just mean, I don't just like her because she looks like a little girl. I also like her cheerful and kind personality.
I’m sure she’s lovely. A pity she has you following her around like stink on shit.
She is. And don't be mean to me, she appreciates me too. She's always happy to see me and stuff.
Not really into JAV except for like six random ones you already know why.
Cause you have shit taste?
Why do I get the feeling she’s going to look like she’s at least 10 years old.
Considering she's an adult woman she does indeed look at least 10. All adult women I've known looked at least 10.
She’s already your Plan B.
Exactly, if things don't work out with the small girl I could date her.
Got the wrong impression initially. They're just friends tho, I think
That was immediately followed by an outright contradiction, look the word if you have no idea what it means.
It's called upgrading, mate.
Yeah you’re not much of an upgrade.
And I do value her,
Yeah and I value the trash on my trash can. See I can lie too.
very much.
Read my retort above again.
I'll even bring her a selection of my homemade cookies to cheer her up
Eh, you don’t like her so the chances of you mixing cum into them is slim to none so they’re probably edible. The small one though should probably avoid eating anything made by you.
Really uncalled for.
Prove I’m wrong.
You obviously understand zero of weight lifting fundamentals. You're the sort of person to do a 100 push up or bodyweight squat per day challenge for a month and expect coming out looking like Arnold. You're probably weak as fuck too.
Just when I think you can’t get any dumber. I should be use to this now but you always find new depths to sink to. Of course I don’t think doing 100 push up or body weight squats will make me look like Arnold in his prime 🙄
Were you raised by Meth-Head Nazis? Of course it’s I’ve been in love but when I would break up with people I didn’t go psycho on them.
Also she probably is single
Yet has a boyfriend
Having a lot of female friends is a top nice guy sign btw.
Most of them I was friends with their boyfriends/husbands first(college/high school/neighborhood/hunting buddies).
Combined with you being physically weak
Last I checked I don’t make posts crying about not being muscular and being mad that women like muscular/strong men. That’s your thing but it’s nice to know you hate guys like me 😂
and supporting toxic masculine interests like hunting
Whatever you say beta bitch. I prefer to know where me food comes from and hunting is quite an honorable task. Wouldn’t expect something like you to understand.
I am worried for your mental state.
Coming from the guy who would post child porn on Reddit.
That's just mean,
It’s called facts. Deal with it.
I don't just like her because she looks like a little girl.
So you admit she looks like a little girl.
I also like her cheerful and kind personality.
And that she looks like a little girl in your opinion.
She is.
Figured.
And don't be mean to me,
You’re the poster boy for why abortion isn’t always bad thing.
she appreciates me too.
She’s too nice and naive. Considering you’re using that against her.
She's always happy to see me and stuff.
Like I said; too nice.
Cause you have shit taste?
Right I forgot, you like your targets to be able to pass for 4th graders at the least and 9th graders at best.
Considering she's an adult woman she does indeed look at least 10. All adult women I've known looked at least 10.
Yet you haven’t dated any of them. I wonder why.
Exactly, if things don't work out with the small girl I could date her
Well she’s gonna be very miserable then. Imagine dating someone who doesn’t even like you.
No I said they aren't dating. I thought they were at first but it seems like theyre just friends
Yeah that’s why you keep saying he’s her boyfriend
I meant I could upgrade on the curvy one, finding a smaller, cuter girl
Hopefully you’re never anywhere near an elementary school
She wrote me next morning saying they were really good
Still don’t think anyone with a vagina should trust anything you make.
Also why would I bring the curvy girl cookies if I didn't like her?
Because you dislike women that have breasts or a noticeable ass.
I don't try to be nice to people and bring them stuff if I don't like them
You’re not actually being nice to her though.
She looks like a little woman. She's adorable, deal with it.
You said she looked like a little girl, not like a little woman.
She's just smol
And you specifically said that you only liked her because she could pass for 12 or younger
No she's not.
Seems she is. Shame, she could get farther in life by being more diligent about who she befriends.
She's just right
Yeah for predatory people like you unfortunately.
Ideally
Either you don’t know what age a 4th grader is or you’re letting it be known just how much of a shit heap you are.
I do like her.
It’s clear that you don’t
I mean her personality mostly.
This is probably bullshit.
I'm not as shallow as you
I actually base my long term relationships on personality. You best hen on how young the person looks and how easy it is to manipulate them. Nowhere near being shallow there Pedophile.
I said that originally, lol. But I don't think so. She just visited him once and said he takes her along for grocery shopping.
Yet you keep calling him her boyfriend for some reason.
But I think they're just friends. Also she always goes shopping Thursday and last Thursday she went with a female friend.
I’m guessing the friend is either fat or has huge tits or a nice ass because you barely mention her. Big tits and a big ass save lives it seems.
Don't like em that young
Yeah you just like to 10 to 14. Still young.
Well she did like them so...
Most people like food until someone tells them it was tampered with.
I like her for her personality rather than her cans
The same person you call Plan B. Still find it funny that you’re settling for an Asian girl with an hourglass figure when you wanted the flat chested one. Only one I pity on this situation are the two girls.
How is me trying to cheer her up by bringing her some not nice?
You literally refer to her as Plan B and whine about not liking her physique. In which case, according to you, you have shitty taste for showing interests(albeit not genuine) in an Asian girl that has an ass and tits.
Just bodywise. She has the ideal female body truly.
Not really.
That's just one factor, personality I also care about
Oh look more bullshit.
Tbh you just sound jealous
Of a pedophile weeb who has no life or prospects and has to resort to posting child porn, rape fantasies and various red flags on Reddit in the hopes that someone will validate its feelings and not criticize it?
cause I seem to have chances with the small one
The one with the boyfriend.
and if that doesn't work out there's still the curvier one who's probably into me
Who you don’t actually like and you’re just settling for.
That’s like being jealous of dog shit because someone wearing fancy boots stepped on it.
Let me guess, she doesn’t call him senpai or whatever the fuck it is you’re into besides children?
Maybe I'll investigate on that when I see him next time in our language class.
Oh you finally talk to him? Progress.
they really do,
In her case this is very much true. After all you have zero sexual interest in her. So no chances of her being roofied or raped by you.
she's also like 6' but I'm sure she's a nice woman
So she’s hot, has a great rack, great ass and is TALLER than you? Yep you’re definitely settling 😂😂😂😂 hope she finds herself a real man eventually. Seems like a great woman.
10? idk
Those pictures of little girls you were sending to the people at /r/Tor appeared to be 10 according to the people who clicked the links.
Nothing's ever been tampered with, it's all good
Doubt it.
It's an endearing term.
Proof you’ve never been in a relationship before, even a casual one.”Hey I’m only with you because my preferred victim type hasn’t been alone long enough for me to try something. So I’m just with you until I can get some roofies.”
I think she's nice too.
Yeah you don’t really seem to think that. However you’ve exposed yourself as being a narcissist parasite.
However the smaller one is also more ambitious
So way out of your league then.
(yet less gifted than me)
Only because she didn’t text you back immediately.
which makes us a better fit.
Not really. Ambitious people tend to do better with other ambitious people or at least with people who are intelligent and supportive. So that rules you out. You’re only ambition involves things that’ll grant you a lengthy prison sentence.
Why would you pity them?
One is being strung along by you and the other one is being stalked by you.
Still like her personality tho
Not really.
they can't all be flatchested nymphets :(
Your loss is a real man’s gain.
Probably not. I mean if he is she's treating him really badly which would be a warning to me.
Yeah she doesn’t call senpai and doesn’t dress up like a sexualized 5 year old for him right?
I might subtly ask him about their status
You’ve been saying that for months.
Just temporarily.
Hopefully she finds a real man who actually accepts her and likes her instead of treating her like garbage. Oh but wait you say you’re a “nice guy.”
Then for summer I get super shredded
Cheese yeah I know.
and find a qt tiny one
Still haven’t managed to find one that’ll agree to be alone with you. Smart women. Just don’t on a shooting spree or become a serial rapist. Assuming you already aren’t the latter considering you did post pictures of children being abused.
Let me guess, she doesn’t call him senpai or whatever the fuck it is you’re into besides children?
Nah, she doesn't even treat him like they're friends, let alone a couple. Like she mentioned him to me once but just by name and she doesn't seem happy or anything to see the guy.
While with me she always enjoy seeing me.
Oh you finally talk to him? Progress.
Eh, as I said, we have the same Chinese class. So I could just ask him a bit casually
But he didn't show up on Wednesday which is weird cause I saw him on Thursday. And when I saw him on Thursday he looked a bit sad
So she’s hot, has a great rack, great ass and is TALLER than you? Yep you’re definitely settling 😂😂😂😂 hope she finds herself a real man eventually. Seems like a great woman.
That's a different girl. That's the one the small one is friends with. The other one I'm friends with doesn't know the smaller one. That girl isn't that tall, she's about average. Also dating a taller girl is alpha as fuck. Just ask Matt Ogus https://i.imgur.com/PZfI4J8h.jpg
Only because she didn’t text you back immediately.
No, I just think her approach isn't that good. She's the sort of person who equates time spent and effort with results, while I proceed more systemically. Still she's such a trooper, I often see how long she spents learning because she leaves her backpack outside.
Cheese yeah I know.
Bodyfat. Like single digits, don't mean my future gfs age tho
Nah, she doesn't even treat him like they're friends, let alone a couple.
Yet you keep calling him her boyfriend and keep saying they hang out.
Like she mentioned him to me once but just by name and she doesn't seem happy or anything to see the guy.
Sure........when early you claimed they always ran errands together. Can you at least for once tell a convincing lie?
While with me she always enjoy seeing me.
Well some people like dumb people and think they’re adorable or something.
Eh, as I said, we have the same Chinese class. So I could just ask him a bit casually
Translation: You won’t ask.
But he didn't show up on Wednesday which is weird cause I saw him on Thursday. And when I saw him on Thursday he looked a bit sad
That’s the same reaction some people have when they realize you’re alive.
That's a different girl.
Two girls that you’re settling for 😂
That's the one the small one is friends with.
Safe Girl Number 2
The other one I'm friends with doesn't know the smaller one.
So you’re definitely settling. Guess she doesn’t have any tiny friends. Oh this is just perfect.
That girl isn't that tall, she's about average.
But still outside you’re preferred victim’s height.
Also dating a taller girl is alpha as fuck.
Not according to your dumbass.
Just ask Matt Ogus
Yeah I googled him instead as I have a policy of not clicking anything you send me.
No, I just think her approach isn't that good.
It was because she didn’t text you back immediately you dumb bitch.
She's the sort of person who equates time spent and effort with results,
So definitely out of your league
while I proceed more systemically.
With a string of failures and need to seek validation from people online.
Still she's such a trooper, I often see how long she spents learning because she leaves her backpack outside.
So she can definitely go better than you, hence why you’re settling for two women that are not your type. What’s pathetic is you using the excuse “but I like their personality” which is false. Up until I mentioned personality you never once gave a shit about your perspective victims/partners’ personality.
Bodyfat. Like single digits,
Knowing how stupid you are you’re going to cite a percentage that’s wildly unhealthy and upon correction you’ll claim I’m wrong. Since my leg healed up I’ve added more workouts to my daily routine and nightly routine, lost the 10 pounds of unwanted weight that I gained during down time, I can deadlift again without trouble(well above my body weight), better reps, improved form, got a better job offer last week that I’ll be taking and best of all I didn’t have to settle for my fiancée. Beauty, brains, fit, goals and personality
don't mean my future gfs age tho
Yeah right now you’re pursuing adults instead of children but that won’t last.
Yet you keep calling him her boyfriend and keep saying they hang out.
I said if they are dating she treats him badly though. Like she doesn't even call him her boyfriend or acknowledge his existence even, she just said to me he was someone she knew. So if they are dating instead of just friends it just reflects badly on her and would make me feel bad for the guy. In fact he often looks quite down.
Sure........when early you claimed they always ran errands together.
Just once I know of. Also if they are dating she just uses him so he can take her shopping, to the doctor, pick up stuff for her, etc.
Translation: You won’t ask.
I would have but he came like 20 minutes late.
That’s the same reaction some people have when they realize you’re alive.
Or when they realise their girlfriend is just with them to take advantage of them and doesn't even like them
So you’re definitely settling. Guess she doesn’t have any tiny friends. Oh this is just perfect.
I can find a tiny one though if I search for one
Also I did say I like the other girl's personality. She's also into anime, said we could watch Weathering with You after the holidays and invited me for Chinese New Year's.
As you can see I have excellent chances with her and with the small one probably too given she explicitly avoids mentioning her partner if they are dating and got me a romantic present as well.
Not according to your dumbass.
well I like smol girls but still
So definitely out of your league
Not at all. In fact I'm academically more successful. I think she lacks a systemic approach. Well if we were dating I'd support her in her studies.
I might ask her out too but it's pointless before christmas, also then there's a break for a while, so maybe in January
Yeah I googled him instead as I have a policy of not clicking anything you send me.
As you see he's an alpha-male. Similarly Jeff Nippard's girlfriend is also taller than him
you’re settling for two women that are not your type.
Her tall friend doesn't even know me, lol. The small one is my type so I wouldn't be settling for her, and with the other one I like her personality and we have common interests
Knowing how stupid you are you’re going to cite a percentage that’s wildly unhealthy and upon correction you’ll claim I’m wrong.
I wanted to get quite lean so under 10%, 8 to 10 is really, really lean, it's still sustainable with good diet but given that I haven't really maxxed out my gains at all yet I'd try to get really lean until April / May and then do a lean bulk to a bit higher like 14 or so over many months.
I can deadlift again without trouble(well above my body weight)
that's great but I haven't really ever heard anyone brag about a roughly bodyweight deadlift. OHP, maybe. A solid deadlift 1RM would be around 2.5xBW.
best of all I didn’t have to settle for my fiancée
you're finding someone else then?
Beauty, brains, fit, goals and personality
I assume acquiring those is going to be your New Year's resolution?
Yeah right now you’re pursuing adults instead of children but that won’t last.
Adult child-sized Asian women are like methadone. Way too addictive
I said if they are dating she treats him badly though. Like she doesn't even call him her boyfriend or acknowledge his existence even, she just said to me he was someone she knew. So if they are dating instead of just friends it just reflects badly on her and would make me feel bad for the guy. In fact he often looks quite down.
Considering I don’t even believe you, if she actually is this shitty of a person you’re essentially a Megacuck for wanting her. So desperate for pussy you’ll get with someone who’s a lousy partner. A disgust as I find you that’s actually genuinely sad. If only you were actually a real man maybe then there might be some hope for you.
Just once I know of.
You said more than once.
Also if they are dating she just uses him so he can take her shopping, to the doctor, pick up stuff for her, etc.
Yeah people tend to take their partners places. My fiancée would take me places and run errands for me when my leg was broken. I did the same thing for her after she was in a car accident and in the hospital for a few weeks. I know the concept of actually being kind to people especially romantic partners is alien to you.
I would have but he came like 20 minutes late.
Translation: You didn’t ask.
Or when they realise their girlfriend is just with them to take advantage of them and doesn't even like them
As stupid as you are I can see this happening to you multiple times in a row. All the girl has to do is just be Asian, no butt and flat chested and blink at you.
I can find a tiny one though if I search for one
You found two and you’re still single. Good job.
Also I did say I like the other girl's personality.
And I’m actually the President of The United States of America.
She's also into anime, said we could watch Weathering with You after the holidays and invited me for Chinese New Year's.
The only reason I’m not worried about her safety is because she’s not your type. So the chances of her being killed or roofied and raped are virtually nonexistent. Unless you’re incredibly desperate, which you are but only for waif-like bodies. So.....yeah she’s still alright.
As you can see I have excellent chances with her
The one you’re settling for right?
and with the small one probably too
You mean the one with the boyfriend.
given she explicitly avoids mentioning her partner if they are dating and got me a romantic present as well.
You keep calling him her boyfriend but also say she doesn’t mention him. So you’re still lying.
well I like smol girls but still
Only if they’re barely out of kindergarten.
Not at all.
Considering she has a brain and you don’t? Out of your league but still settling for someone who isn’t your type which is pathetic.
In fact I'm academically more successful.
I doubt it.
I think she lacks a systemic approach.
Translation: I’m still mad she didn’t back immediately.
Well if we were dating I'd support her in her studies.
You’re the last “person” that anyone should rely on for any kind of support.
I might ask her out too but it's pointless before christmas,
Let’s me guess she’s leaving again? Well guess that means we’ll see another rant later.
also then there's a break for a while, so maybe in January
So definitely gonna see another rant from you.
I could before ask her though if she wants to meet up for lunch sometime. That's not a date but I'd get to spend more time with her which is nice
Try not to tamper with her food.
As you see he's an alpha-male.
So the opposite of you as always.
Similarly Jeff Nippard's girlfriend is also taller than him
Who recently admitted at one point she was very underweight and is now binge eating. She really needs to get herself together.
Her tall friend doesn't even know me, lol.
Lucky woman.
The small one is my type so I wouldn't be settling for her,
You’re settling for the one you call Plan B instead. Priceless.
and with the other one I like her personality and we have common interests
Call bs on the personality part. Also by personality do you mean you both enjoy illegal activities(i.e. your taste for kiddy porn), serving as cheap amusement for a bored guy or feebly hoping that someone on Reddit will accept your creepiness? That what you mean?
I wanted to get quite lean so under 10%, 8 to 10 is really, really lean, it's still sustainable with good diet but given that I haven't really maxxed out my gains at all yet I'd try to get really lean until April / May and then do a lean bulk to a bit higher like 14 or so over many months.
Serious question: what gains? And don’t play that “But muh doxxing!” bullshit. It’s called taking a picture in front of a nondescript white wall, not wearing your university sweatshirt or just not having anything identifiable in your picture. Problem solved.
that's great but I haven't really ever heard anyone brag about a roughly bodyweight deadlift. OHP, maybe. A solid deadlift 1RM would be around 2.5xBW.
Need to add more weight to OHP(more than the 200 I can already manage). Also I weight 256 pounds, 12% body fat and can deadlift 340 without trouble again. Double my body weight is my goal for January 12th.
you're finding someone else then?
Don’t have to find anyone else, my fiancée went above and beyond when I was injured. She was sad but didn’t let the stress get to her and she didn’t let herself go.
I assume acquiring those is going to be your New Year's resolution?
Awww it tried to make a joke. You’re no George Carlin so don’t quit your day job.
Adult child-sized Asian women are like methadone.
Dangerous and have the potential to kill you.
Way too addictive
With the added side effects of dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, slow heart rate, vomiting and seizures according to Google. You didn’t really think that analogy through did you? Of course not.
That's assuming they are dating which might not be the case, if they are it shows she's bad partner material, as I've said. Still has a cute, little, loli body though. Just adorable
You said more than once.
No I only know of once but idk how often they go or something. She also went grocery shopping with a female friend the other day so it's not like he always takes her along
I know the concept of actually being kind to people especially romantic partners is alien to you.
there's a difference between that and just using someone for their ressources and time. That's how you end up like Sam Rothstein in Casino. Their relationship was just based on him providing her with money and gifts.
All the girl has to do is just be Asian, no butt and flat chested and blink at you.
That's hot, I love those girls
The only reason I’m not worried about her safety is because she’s not your type.
Don't be so sure. We already have a date for Chinese New Year at least
You mean the one with the boyfriend.
Maybe, maybe not. If she does I can still ask her out and she can decline.
You keep calling him her boyfriend but also say she doesn’t mention him. So you’re still lying.
I explained that I only know about it because we are neighbors, so she and me had the same route that day, and she didn't call him her boyfriend either
Let’s me guess she’s leaving again? Well guess that means we’ll see another rant later.
No she's not leaving, I am. Don't even know if she celebrates Christmas, I'll ask her.
Who recently admitted at one point she was very underweight and is now binge eating. She really needs to get herself together.
She was underfat rather, not that you understand the difference ... interesting you follow that, I wasn't aware until I looked it up. Jeff has bad luck with women, quite sad, probably because he doesn't go for flat tiny Asian chicks
It’s called taking a picture in front of a nondescript white wall, not wearing your university sweatshirt or just not having anything identifiable in your picture. Problem solved.
I honestly don't see the point of that. Why would I want to proof anything to some fat dude on reddit?
Also I weight 256 pounds, 12% body fat
I believe the 256 pounds part, fucking lol. At 12% BF, suuuuuuuureeee. This also comes from the guy who didn't understand that reps refers to the number of repetitions in one set and who did a 100 pull up / push up per day challenge. So basically a complete dyel who never set foot in a gym.
Just to elaborate on how ridiculous your claims are (why don't you google some believable numbers?). To have a reasonable FFMI at those stats you'd have to be 7'. Also note that people who are 7' are not only quite rare but usually lack the bone structure to acquire that much muscle.
This would also mean you have roughly the same muscle mass as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When can we expect your Mr. Olympia debut, oh genetically gifted one?
I mean additionally to that since you just had to quit your moonlighting bodybuilding activities for your lower half since you were injured it's fair to assume that at your tremendous size you lost over 20 lbs in lower body mass due to muscle atrophy. Which means you're actually around 280 lbs and 12% bodyfat when you're actively and regularly training.
That's very impressive, you're a big guy. Of course haters would say those are lies but I totally believe you.
Dangerous and have the potential to kill you.
Yes, exactly. They are cunning, devious, evil at times even. Sometimes they are nice but it's calculated, some could be genuinely nice but who knows. And they do definitely consider disposing of you in marriage but I can live with the risk.
In any case their delicious small, loli bodies make more than good for it.
That's assuming they are dating which might not be the case,
If they weren’t you’d never shut up about it.
if they are it shows she's bad partner material, as I've said.
Assuming you’re telling the truth.
Still has a cute, little, loli body though. Just adorable
Megacuck and I actually mean that as an insult.
No I only know of once but idk how often they go or something.
You said more than once.
there's a difference between that and just using someone for their ressources and time.
For once you’re actually right about something. But let’s face it that’s something you’d probably accept.
That's how you end up like Sam Rothstein in Casino.
Oh you actually know that movie exists. That’s a surprise. Though let’s be honest that’s definitely you in the future if you actually manage to get into a relationship. If an Asian girl told you to drink her piss you’d do it if I meant she’d date you. You’d probably do something beyond demeaning to get her to marry you.
Their relationship was just based on him providing her with money and gifts.
Take notes, that’s gonna be you one day but without the happy-ish ending and being a somewhat good father(fyi Sam didn’t screw his daughter, try to follow that example).
That's hot, I love those girls
And you’re incredibly gullible so if one of them wanted to take advantage of you it would be easy.
Don't be so sure. We already have a date for Chinese New Year at least
You suddenly like Asian women with tits. Yeah right. She’s your little consolation prize until you dump her for a flat chested one(so that’s gonna take a long time). But still I find it funny that you’re just settling, although it is quite shitty if you do stay with her and lead her on. Not surprising though as you are a shitty person.
Maybe, maybe not. If she does I can still ask her out and she can decline.
Like I said, if she was actually single we’d never hear the end of it.
I explained that I only know about it because we are neighbors,
You actually never said any of that though. Lying again?
so she and me had the same route that day, and she didn't call him her boyfriend either
Uh-huh. And I’m actually Rasputin, I didn’t die after all.
No she's not leaving, I am.
worlds smallest violin plays
She was underfat rather,
Weight not fat actually, you’d know that if you were actually up to date.
not that you understand the difference ...
Coming from the same retard that thinks 12% body fat=6%.
interesting you follow that,
She’s hot and has good content though lately some questionable stuff seems to be going on.
I wasn't aware until I looked it up.
No shit
Jeff has bad luck with women,
Emphasis on women.
quite sad,
I’m sure he’ll manage unless you’re gonna slide into his DMs
probably because he doesn't go for flat tiny Asian chicks
Judging on his tastes he likes women that have a noticeable female physique and are into fitness.
I honestly don't see the point of that.
You’re really clueless when it comes to people being serious and just being sarcastic or rude and it shows.
Why would I want to proof anything to some fat dude on reddit?
You want to “proof” something to yourself? Don’t you mean prove?
I believe the 256 pounds part, fucking lol.
This is going to be followed by salt, cattiness, a dash of you being a bitter cunt and served up with a heaping side of dumb shit and for dessert more proof of you being a retard right?
At 12% BF, suuuuuuuureeee.
Meh I don’t particularly care if you believe me or not but watching you get triggered over it is kinda funny. Maybe I should talk about myself more often if this is the end result.
This also comes from the guy who didn't understand that reps refers to the number of repetitions in one set and who did a 100 pull up / push up per day challenge.
Coming from the guy who can’t tell when people are clearly fucking with him unless the specifically say they are, most of those challenges are memes anyway and hardly useful for sustaining ones gains or even leading to weight loss. I mean me calling you retard is mostly just me being an asshole but I see there is truth to those words. You actually thought I was fucking serious, no one else fell for that but you. Only you(well you and a few uninformed people) fell for it, Jesus H Christ do I have to put an /s next to everything that is sarcasm? dumbasswould-bechildfuckerprobablythinksIwasseriouswhenIsaidIwasRasputintoo.^
So basically a complete dyel who never set foot in a gym.
I actually do lift you brain dead poof, need to be able to lift with my line of work.
Just to elaborate on how ridiculous your claims are (why don't you google some believable numbers?).
You’re confusing 12% with 6% which would mean I should resemble Brandon Curry when I don’t. My percentage is actually considered sustainable if I go up some(anything but 25% it’s a personal preference) my muscles will still be defined. This is about as far as I intend to go as I have no plans to compete if any sort of bodybuilding competitions. I’m buff yet don’t exactly have the “bodybuilder” most would expect when they actually see pictures of today’s bodybuilders so of course you’re going to claim I’m lying.
To have a reasonable FFMI at those stats you'd have to be 7'. Also note that people who are 7' are not only quite rare but usually lack the bone structure to acquire that much muscle.
I’ve always been a big guy so to speak I’m just not fat any more. Picture Randy Orton in his prime(yeah yeah he’s wrestler I know) but an inch taller, 12% bodyfat instead of 15% and 6 extra pounds. And as side note with darker hair, more of a beard and more tattoos.
This would also mean you have roughly the same muscle mass as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In his prime? Not even close and I never wanted a Mr Universe physique as it’s not sustainable and most of those men are on roids or only have that specific look when they are competing. Plus I’m 6’6, Arnold is 6’2. He really shouldn’t have gone vegan.
When can we expect your Mr. Olympia debut, oh genetically gifted one?
Good good, let the butthurt through you.
I mean additionally to that since you just had to quit your moonlighting bodybuilding activities for your lower half since you were injured it's fair to assume that at your tremendous size you lost over 20 lbs in lower body mass due to muscle atrophy. Which means you're actually around 280 lbs and 12% bodyfat when you're actively and regularly training.
Actually I gained weight, I’m an active guy(no this is about cardio I already know you’re gonna claim that) and I ended up gaining weight during my down time. I could still move around(and did try to do SOME upper body exercises) but wasn’t at the gym or working out at home obviously due to my cast. That being said moving around when your injury consisted of your tibia popping out to say “Hello!” after having heavy equipment falling on it ain’t easy. Would’ve been up sooner if I had Brock Lesnar’s freakishly fast healing rate. Didn’t suffer too much muscle atrophy and if I was 280 pounds I would’ve definitely noticed that. We actually had this argument months ago where you claimed I was lying about my weight and I proved you wrong. I’m just half assing my way through this right now because it’s late and I’ve got a 6 hour drive to make tomorrow.
That's very impressive, you're a big guy. Of course haters would say those are lies but I totally believe you.
You’re not good at sarcasm. Like, at all.
Yes, exactly. They are cunning, devious, evil at times even.
Hope you have a good job. Gonna need it for all those alimony payments you’ll be making.
Sometimes they are nice but it's calculated, some could be genuinely nice but who knows.
Yep, I see alimony in your future.
And they do definitely consider disposing of you in marriage but I can live with the risk.
Like I said: Megacuck.
In any case their delicious small, loli bodies make more than good for it.
In your mind this is truly limited to the ones who are 10 years old.
I'm quite well versed in film, which includes American ones ... E.g. you I imagine as one of the main characters in Deer Hunter before the whole playing Russian roulette with the Vietkong thing
If an Asian girl told you to drink her piss you’d do it if I meant she’d date you. You’d probably do something beyond demeaning to get her to marry you.
Loli dom? That's kinky. But not my fetish. Although ...
fyi Sam didn’t screw his daughter, try to follow that example
no
Judging on his tastes he likes women that have a noticeable female physique and are into fitness.
Seems gay to me. Personally I like women who are small, skinny, and cute. She'd sit at home drinking Chinese green tea from a delicate porcelain cup, reading in a paperback version of selected poems by Verlaine while listening to Rubinstein playing Chopin nocturnes. Of course she'd play piano herself but her soft, small hands, barely abely to reach an octave would be much better suited for baroque works so during my insomniac nights we'd often stay up together while she'd play me her gentle yet inspired interpretation of Bach's Goldberg Variations as did the count in times long past. We'd raise two kids together, two girls, both gentle, smart, kind but with a witty sense of humour.
Her interest would lie in the arts, mainly music and literature, rather than in working out. Still it would be something she appreciates about me. As such her shining intellect would stand in stark contrast to her cute, childlike appearance.
Well this doesn't really apply to the small girl since she's more into pop music. I found a 19 year old who plays piano and likes classical music but she's only here for a few months unfortunately. She was cute too, not quite as short but slim, pretty, with short hair and a delicate figure.
Also your extensive rambling about how you're totally 260 lbs at 12% BF (lol) is dumb. If you are 260 lbs you're not 12% BF, you just fat. As I said for 260 lbs to be a reasonable FFMI you'd need to be 7', and you're not 7'.
And you because you’re waiting in line like a starving mutt waits for scraps(no offense to dogs).
I'm quite well versed in film,
Besides child porn.
which includes American ones ...
Congratulations, want a medal?
you I imagine as one of the main characters in Deer Hunter before the whole playing Russian roulette with the Vietkong thing
I have more in common with classic western heroes or well written anti-heroes.
Loli dom? That's kinky. But not my fetish. Although ...
Let me guess it actually is your fetish hence the although part
no
So you intend to rape your own daughters after all. Why does that not surprise me?
Seems gay to me.
Liking feminine women is gay? Well I guess 95% of the male population is somehow gay then. nothowthatworks.^
Personally I like women who are small, skinny, and cute.
And barely in middle school so not women at all.
She'd sit at home drinking Chinese green tea from a delicate porcelain cup, reading in a paperback version of selected poems by Verlaine while listening to Rubinstein playing Chopin nocturnes.
This is what happens when someone gets lost in a fantasy.
Of course she'd play piano herself but her soft, small hands, barely abely to reach an octave would be much better suited for baroque works so during my insomniac nights we'd often stay up together while she'd play me her gentle yet inspired interpretation of Bach's Goldberg Variations as did the count in times long past.
I have a feeling any hobby that your unfortunate victims have wouldn’t last once the left you. Sad thing really I do enjoy the piano when played by a skilled pianist.
We'd raise two kids together, two girls, both gentle, smart, kind but with a witty sense of humour.
Who you’d end up raping according to part of your other reply.
Well this doesn't really apply to the small girl since she's more into pop music.
Pop music is hardly a noteworthy genre these days.
I found a 19 year old who plays piano and likes classical music but
She could outrun you and didn’t leave her drinks around you.
she's only here for a few months unfortunately.
Lucky girl. Hope she finds herself a suitable man(or woman if she’s gay or bisexual).
She was cute too, not quite as short but slim, pretty, with short hair and a delicate figure.
Good thing she’s leaving. Tiny Asian Girls: 1000000. YameteOniiChanItai: -1000000000 and is currently stuck with an Asian girl that doesn’t fit his body type.
Also your extensive rambling about how you're totally 260 lbs at 12% BF (lol) is dumb. If you are 260 lbs you're not 12% BF, you just fat. As I said for 260 lbs to be a reasonable FFMI you'd need to be 7', and you're not 7'.
If you had anyway to prove this you would have already. But please by all means, let the butthurt flow through you.
And you because you’re waiting in line like a starving mutt waits for scraps(no offense to dogs).
uh, it's called spinning plates, sweaty. you'd know that if you were familiar with the common pua terms. basically I keep my options open with the small one while also looking for others
Congratulations, want a medal?
No, I wanna be a popular letterboxd reviewer. Or maybe better not.
I have more in common with classic western heroes or well written anti-heroes.
You're probably like Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas, ya clown
So you intend to rape your own daughters after all. Why does that not surprise me?
It's called showing paternal affection and no
Liking feminine women is gay? Well I guess 95% of the male population is somehow gay then.
yes they are. In my opinion the ideal woman is under 5', with a small chest and slim hips and skinny. She has a cute boyish bodytype and a pretty face. She wears sneakers, jeans, a sweater with cute drawings on it, wears glasses and has a short haircut.
Sad thing really I do enjoy the piano when played by a skilled pianist.
Said by the man who couldn't tell Glenn Gould from a 12 year old Chinese boy
Pop music is hardly a noteworthy genre these days.
I always find the term pop music confusing because it just means popular music, really. I think my favorite pop music album is Pinkerton, how can you not love songs about Rivers' rampant yellow fever? God damn you half Japanese girls do it to me every time. You are 18 year old girl, who lives in small city in Japan (...) I wonder how you touch yourself. Not to mention the girl was probably like 14, damn pedo Rivers.
Also she likes Chinese pop music. I listened a bit to the artist she said she was into. It's honestly not that bad but I can see it appealing to her girlish tastes rather.
She could outrun you and didn’t leave her drinks around you.
But I see her again in January so there's still a chance for that. I mean 19's almost a bit young but I don't age shame.
Good thing she’s leaving.
If she leaves me now that doesn't mean I love her any less.
and is currently stuck with an Asian girl that doesn’t fit his body type.
we aren't even a couple, just have a date arranged for Chinese New Year's. Also I can find a different one in the future.
you'd know that if you were familiar with the common pua terms.
Lol you have to resort to pua tips. Sad little beta bitch.
basically I keep my options open with the small one while also looking for others
Including those who don’t fit your preferences 😂 long way to say you’re settling.
No, I wanna be a popular letterboxd reviewer. Or maybe better not.
I don’t they accept reviews for child porn.
You're probably like Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas, ya clown
Not even close.
It's called showing paternal affection and no
Coming from the guy with little girl incest fantasies I call bullshit.
yes they are.
Translation: Everyone is wrong except me!
That’s not narcissistic at all.
In my opinion the ideal woman is under 5', with a small chest and slim hips and skinny. She has a cute boyish bodytype and a pretty face. She wears sneakers, jeans, a sweater with cute drawings on it, wears glasses and has a short haircut.
And you still had to settle for the girl that isn’t your type.
Said by the man who couldn't tell Glenn Gould
Already knew who he was
from a 12 year old Chinese boy
No that would be you.
Not to mention the girl was probably like 14, damn pedo Rivers.
Rich coming from you.
I mean 19's almost a bit young but I don't age shame.
Yet you prefer 14 at most and 10 at the least
If she leaves me now that doesn't mean I love her any less.
barely talks to girl She loves me. Like I said: BETA
we aren't even a couple, just have a date arranged for Chinese New Year's.
This man is a ban evading pedophile who’s used the names /u/YameteOniichanItai(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), /u/BigTiddyAnimeWaifu(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), /u/WatermelonMcNuggets(suspended for admitting he liked masturbating to underage girls on Instagram), /u/EasternMaybe(inactive), /u/Shortcakespecial(suspended), /u/LolIsDaiSukI(suspended), /u/CorgieOwner711(suspended), /u/strawberryspoongecake(suspended for possibly posting child porn) /u/accidentialmagic , /u/LargeNosedMan, /u/LegalShota(suspended), /u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(a parody of my username, suspended for harassment and sexualization of minors), /u/Corgitwiggle, /u/10pep or /u/10plep (suspended after posting an underage girl to /r/Jizzedtothis), recently he has switched to a formerly dormant alt account called /u/ExcitabIeBoy(now dormant again), he abandoned the account named /u/TwinkPornAlt(suspended) and has began using this new account called /u/87612386(suspended)while simultaneously using an account called /u/Legitimate_Baseball(suspended)that he has abandoned for this alt named /u/dlldt99s(suspended) before moving to the alt named /u/34dsfsd(suspended) and finally returning under the name /u/WyattsRecognitions(suspended) before switching over to /u/LegitimateClassroom(suspended) before he migrated to /u/FickleMaintenance(suspended)and now using /u/NorthNegotiation(suspended) but after the loss of this account he has now gone on to the account called /u/ACuteAnimeGirl which just got suspended. The pedophile pest has come back under the name /u/First_Individual(also suspended). This man is a sick fuck. He also was banned for describing wanting to rape a 10 year old girl as part of a “big brother/little sister” rape fantasy of his on /r/justneckbeardthings. Recently he has taken to harassing people on Reddit who call him out as well as doubling down on why his pedophilia and mild hebephilia should be viewed as a legitimate orientation and anyone who doesn’t agree with him is automatically a bigot or a troll or an alt. Also /u/LGLL26(suspended) and /u/CoupeMaster(also suspended) might be one of his alts as well and /u/PRs4MyWaifu is a fake alt he gave. He’s expressed interest in having “cute half Asian daughters but no boys because they have mental problems” which might be a front for saying he wants daughters so he can live out his fantasy of raping “real life lolis” as he doesn’t have much interest in boys though he did say he likes “twink” underage boys and finds their bodies very attractive. This person has also admitted to keeping a photo album full of pictures of children that he masturbates too and has mentioned using sunglasses to hide the fact that he enjoys leering at little girls. He’s also expressed his interest in traveling to Asian countries where trafficking underage children is very common. If you actually know this man and you have children it is ill advised to continue associating with him. Another development is that he’s recently expressed his interest in adopting a little girl to “raise and adore” as he put it, I don’t think I have to tell you what he really intends. There’s also a good chance he may have fled his home country of Hungary and gone to Switzerland or Sweden to escape a rape charge involving an underage girl, not a “legal but underage” girl but one who was too young. Take the last few parts with a grain of salt as this guy routinely lies about where he is from and has lied about his ethnicity as well. He also routinely lies about his health and weight as well, he is either obese or “scrawny.” This isn’t me going after someone for thought crimes, he fully intends to offend one day if he hasn’t already by this point. I’d also like to add that if you happen to know an Asian woman(possibly East Asian, Chinese, Korean or Japanese) attending school in Hungary or Sweden or Switzerland, between the ages of 18 and 26, standing at 4’10 to 5’3 please reach out to her immediately. This man has expressed his “interests” in capturing the quote “real life loli and doing so many fun things with her little loli body.” This man is dangerous so please if you know anyone in the countries mentioned who fits this description please tell her to be on her guard at all times. Also if you’re an Asian woman keep in mind he’s directly said that your entire race’s purpose is to “serve as perfect substitutes for pedophiles and hebephiles.” Another recent development regarding this subhuman cyst: he has started fabricating stories about himself being the victim of sexual assault at the age of 10 at the hands of an alleged aunt. This is a bogus claim as the “scenario” he described is the same scenario he previously described as wanting to act out with a 10-year old girl, namely this girl crying while he told her “Let uncle enjoy your cute loli body.” So he’s an even bigger piece of shit now that he’s added false rape/abuse/molestation claims to his scum resume.
His creepy loli infatuation plus racism towards Asian men(and hatred of himself as he hates being White and hates White women but wants Half White Daughters) and need to send his sexual fantasies and delusions to anyone and everyone.
Ironically this guy claims he’s nice and “respects the wahmenz” but then randomly follows women around Reddit sending them shit like this. In addition to accusing people of the exact same shit he does himself.
Furthermore, it appears this future Chinese wife is actually fictional to some degree considering she’s actually a Japanese fuck-pillow
Update: On his account
/u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(the parody of my account) he let it slip that he likes slim women due to a medical disorder he has, it’s commonly referred to as “micro penis.” What does this have to do with his love of small women and young girls aged 10 to 14 along with his fetish for incestous rape? Well he feels that despite his penis size being closer to that an adult woman’s small clitoris he would be able to a achieve penetration with a small adult woman or a small child.
Yet another update: he’s now saying he is in Romania and goes on to further confirm that his sole reason for being attracted to his “totally real future Chinese murder/rape victim-I mean wife” is because she looks like she’s 12-years old. If you’re trying to convince people you’re not a pedophile/hebephile, maybe don’t act like one.
Update: May actually be a resident of South Bend, Indiana as he claimed to be a Notre Dame student. I should also add that this person has been known to post or PM .onion links to people so careful clicking on any links he sends. Although not clicking them all together is a smarter choice. I’d also like to point out that if you’re an Asian woman or Asian man you might want to refrain for mentioning it to this man, if you’re a woman he he will harass you and constantly ask you if you have a “sexy little loli body” and may even ask for nudes. If you’re a man he’ll still harass you and claim that you aren’t a real man because you are Asian. Also if any of you post on Cringetopia, justneckbeardthings, justlegbeardthings, PedoLogic, unpopularopinion, BotchedSurgeries or any NSFW sub’s dedicated to asses or boobs or Hitomi Tanaka he’ll automatically assume that you are me because I post in those subs.
Update: He seems to slipping up regarding the height of the Chinese girl he supposedly friends with. First he says she’s 4’11 then he says she’s 4’10.
Another update:
He’s getting dumber slipped up several times in this screenshot from another person he seems to have a crush on.
Ladies and gentlemen a picture of his girlfriend/the 4’9(or 4’10 or 4’11) Chinese loli he talks about. It’s official? There is no Chinese girl he’s talking to so we have nothin to worry about, except him possibly finding a real life woman or little girl and assaulting them or killing them.
Please note this is sarcasm.
Clears Throat In Farnsworth: Good news everyone! It seems the malignant tumor was rejected by his target/future victim, he’s now going on racist rants about her. The bad news is he’s still alive.
Because Part 1 ran out of room 😑. His new alt is and recently revived his account /u/NeverDiddledKids(suspended).Now as per his account /u/NeverDiddledKids his Asian target has a boyfriend, though he keeps pretending she doesn’t have one yet routinely calls the guy her boyfriend. Since his suspension he has come back as /u/MayoDickForAznChicks which got suspended in damn near record time. He recently came back as /u/FluffyVegetable which also got suspended in record time. He has since came back as /u/Slight-Listen which will probably get suspended yet again(didn’t last two days it’s gone). Why he insists on telling me his life story is beyond me. On the upside he wasn’t responsible for the recent mass shooting in California. I should note that our favorite pedophile with hebephile tendencies is back again as /u/SwiftRec0very which won’t last either as I suspect he has a sitewide ban as well.
Another Redditor uploaded this post he(saved in case of deletion), seems he’s not muscular at all
Update: he now thinks his target is a pedo but it’s just him projecting his mental illness onto the girl he wants to rape and his body type on her boyfriend
I’d also like to add some clarifications regarding his history of child porn posting. He wasn’t specifically random in who he sent the links to. He wanted people who he DM’d to see what was in the links. The users he DM’d were/are part of the /r/Tor sub-Reddit and/or /r/onions, some of the people he targeted still post there, some don’t and some deleted their accounts. He seems to think I’m stupid and just making shit up.
He also likes to claim he didn’t message people when he does in fact message them
Update: Well folks I’ve been permanently nuked, but no worries I’ll be back permanently one day because I’m just as persistent as Early Cuyler whoo baby! Also I would like to take a moment to add that the other alt account for YameteOniiChanItai known as /u/LoliGirlLL22 was permanently suspended as well. Can’t imagine why, seemed like such a wholesome and family friendly account what with her posts being featured on the now banned /r/AgeplayPenpals where she wanted to roleplay as a 10-year old girl in an abusive sexual relationship with her older brother and another where she wanted to have a similar roleplay setting with someone pretending to be her father and she a girl of half Asian ancestry. Funny, that’s something that YameteOniiChanItai was(and still is) heavily into what with him saying he wanted to rape any daughters he has, kill his male children and also made it clear he seems to admire and possibly even idolize Josef Fritzl. I should also note that he has recently began to harass another woman on Reddit as he believes any account that commented in the same subs I frequented was an alt account of my and my associate /u/AlphaOmegaSithReborn. I would like to take this time to also announce that Sith will not be returning to Reddit as he has explained he’s tired of Reddit shielding and protecting pedophiles who openly commit crimes on this website(such as YameteOniiChanItai and his previous history of posting and sending child porn to people, including AlphaOmegaSith under his first account). My other associate has expressed their desire to return to Reddit as well, though they will be keeping a much lower profile but will still be aiding me in ensuring that YameteOniiChanItai and people like him can never cause harm to anyone. In closing, during my rather unfortunate hiatus I would like to pass on this infopasta as well as my original infopasta for anyone who would like to use it to help prevent pedophiles from victimizing others.
Blunder: n regards to the account of the name /u/LittleKnifeMachiko, I am not personally affiliated with the person behind that account and it seems they weren’t involved in any of my actions here. As to why this person was suspended I am not sure. YameteOniiChanItai has accused me of being the owner of all the accounts yet this has been proven to be false. He has also accused me of lying about my personal life, when in reality he lies all the time about his antics both here and on Reddit.
Possible Final Update: Almost forgot, YameteOniiChanItai might have another alternative account under the name /u/dingleberryb0b where he likes to spread his pro-pedophile/hebephile propaganda of how being against child sexual abuse is somehow sexist. Please be very careful when dealing with this individual. As for the woman that YameteOniiChanItai was targeting and expressed his desire to drug and assault, nothing has happened to her thankfully and it seems YameteOniiChanItai is focusing on a woman who doesn’t fit his standards for a potential victim so I am not particularly scared for her safety. He was going to target another young Asian girl but she will be out of his reach permanently soon. I wish you all safety and and happiness and may we some day meet again.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
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The guy would also LARP as an Asian girl under /u/Littleknifemachiko, as a white woman under /u/TheLadySabercat and as a MGTWO/incel under /u/Alphaomegasithreborn. In his other account he claimed to have a fiance though, lol. I mean that's obviously a lie.
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
So really you’re just describing yourself again. Color me shocked.
Considering you’re on your 29th or is 31st alt account and on your most recent ban you were pretending to be a woman who was a pedophile. What do you usually get banned for? Oh right, harassing people, posting child porn(specifically sending it to people who posted on /r/Tor) though you haven’t done that in a while so maybe you grew a brain, threats of sexual assault and overall being a pathetic nuisance.
Coming from the guy was was pretending to be a 20-22 year old “Loli” on /r/rapekink. What was that account’s name again? Oh right /u/LoliGirl22LL aka /u/LGLL22. Also need I remind you that I’ve only been suspended once, you’ve been suspended over 30 times now, I also don’t have to pretend to be other people that’s your job yet again and so far I’ve been fairly open about who I am here on Reddit. You can’t even decide what country you’re from, what race you are, what college you attend and what language you speak. Still pretending to be German it did you switch back to saying you’re Romanian?
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Also sent me this pm, guy's deranged
Also just for the record, I have good chances with the other Asian girl too. Very good ones
1 LongPostBot 2019-11-27
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
When the bot calls OP a loser.
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
If you had good chances you’d be bragging more
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I do have good chances with the small one. Even if she does have a boyfriend she's probably still into me. Should maybe give it a try sometime and ask her out.
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
The cries of a delusional cuck.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Should I ask her out and let you know how it went?
I feel like I have good chances with her but if she does have a boyfriend someone who keeps that a secret to string along other guys isn't really great partner material. Would still do her tho 😋
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Should I tell you about the shit I took 10 minutes ago or should I take the word of a habitual liar? Hmmm decisions decisions.
If she was into you romantically she probably would’ve told you by now. You’re starting to sound like Russell Greer, if you want to know who this is I suggest you look up “Russell Greer Taylor Swift Stalker.”
If you had a chance it would’ve happened already. Clearly this girl is quite smart. Although she should still avoid leaving open food containers or drinks around you.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
She did let me know tho that she likes me, as I said you don't give someone a romantically designed gift if you don't.
Which is why she would then wait for me to make a move.
Women rarely do on their own and if I don't she probably just assumes I'm not interested
I don't expect you to understand this Mr. MGTOW.
You're a bit slow.
Also she did like the cookies, so about that food stuff you both clearly don't agree on that instance.
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
A red box with Chinese writing that means beloved friend and you automatically assume romance. You’re really not that bright and it continues to show. Funny how through all this you haven’t been able to say a single thing against me. Yet time and time again I’m able to provide evidence of you being a piece of trash with the IQ of a leaking battery.
Despite her having a boyfriend.
Yet she has a boyfriend. If she didn’t you wouldn’t keep saying he was.
Have never once called myself a MGTOW. Mainly because I don’t hate the opposite gender and I also don’t cry about not being able to rape preteen girls. Although you do have that in common with the MGTOW movement.
I don’t remember asking you to describe your mental issues to me.
Still think you did something insanitary to those cookies, considering you don’t have a single ounce of human decency, no social aware that and generally act like a buffoon.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I don't think she has a boyfriend. The other day she went shopping with her female friend and she doesn't seem to have a boyfriend.
Also the symbol on the box is used in regards to love and marriage and the box had hearts on it too
Same with the other girl, but she actually broke up with her boyfriend. But only very recently, I thought they were split up for longer. But it's only been a few weeks. She's pretty depressed because of it. Kinda sad, I tried to cheer her up a little, next time I'll bring her cookies too, maybe they'll help.
2 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Of course your fat ass is scared of anything besides being sedentary
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e2xy89/what_are_some_signs_you_might_be_an_incel_or/
Also this pertains to you
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Very telling that you equate physical activity with Cardio and think aerobic exercise is important for being in shape rather than diet being the primary factor.
I can also see you're absolutely SEETHING that the curvy Asian chick is interested in me. Why does she not go for a nice guy like me, I can hear you thinking. But tbh I'd rather ask out the small girl first. They're both nice people but the small one is a lot cuter
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
If that’s what you took away from that statement then you’re getting dumber with each account you make. I knew you had shitty reading comprehension but this is just sloppy, even for you.
Delusion with a hint of projection as you specifically said she isn’t your type and is just a consolation prize. Hence why I’m not particularly worried about her safety, it’s the one without tits I’m worried about.
And there we have the projection though you should be asking why the one you wanted isn’t interested. 30+ accounts and you still can’t accurately point out aspects of my personality despite being quite blunt with who and what I am. It was even visible with my username prior to my unfortunate suspension.
The one with the boyfriend correct?
Yet you had to settle for the one who isn’t your type. How poetic.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Not wrong. Still feel bad for her though because she seems to be a bit down because of having broken up with her longterm boyfriend just shortly ago
If you worry about us in the future pursuing a wholesome romantic relationship you are right to be worried. She's really cute, my sister says she's adorable too.
I told you I think she probably doesn't even have one. That one guy was probably just nice and took her along, but the other day she went shopping with a girlfriend instead and also she doesn't hang out with the guy / doesn't visit him. Rather she spends until midnight studying and then goes to her place. Which granted isn't far away but I'm still always sickly worried that someone might pick her up and carry her away
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Well at least I don’t have to worry about you killing her or drugging her. Sounds like she’s looking for a rebound, albeit she seems to have horrendous taste in rebounds but to each their own.
The sister you routinely said you wished you could’ve fucked right? Should probably tell her that story. I mean if your family is as accepting and progressive as you claim they are I’m sure they won’t mind now will they.
Yet you keep saying she has a boyfriend for some reason before doing a 180 and saying she doesn’t then saying she does.
Why do I get the feeling you also know how this girl brushes her teeth, how she sleeps, how many panties she owns and other stuff only a stalker would know?
Good. She cares about her education. Hopefully she’ll do well in life.
Too far for you to walk? Good.
Oh look at that, the pedophile with the hebephile tendencies and open biastophile grew a conscience all of a sudden. Unless you’re worried someone will hurt her first, I’m better the latter considering you DID say you wanted to drug underage girls.
Yeah and I totally didn’t get suspended from Reddit I made that shit up /s
Yet you keep talking about the one with tits, so that answers my questions on what’s really happening.
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Hehe. When I actually create a new main account instead of a throwaway I don’t care about, I’m definitely friending this bot.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Maybe she is. Her ex sounds like a nerd loser so she's probably trying to get with a Chaddy, strong guy like me to get back at him. Still my feelings aren't some girls playball. But that does make me feel less bad for prioritizing the small girl in any case.
Cause I got mixed signals on that part. But it doesn't seem like it. I mean if she does she definitely didn't want to know me at least which is telling on its own.
Brushes once in the morning once in the evening. Goes to sleep early when she can and gets up depending on her schedule, well she told me that. Panties, she owns 14 but only wears 11 of them regularly. Some have cute designs like a heart on it, another one has a teddy bear face on it.
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
So you except the nerd part as I don’t want to insult nerds.
So definitely not you.
Definitely not you as men who actually fit the definition of Chad and are actually strong don’t have to screech about it like a retarded monkey.
You don’t have real feelings so that shouldn’t be an issue.
Ah yes the one with the boyfriend.
Translation: Someone with a vagina existed near me and smiled therefore she’s into me.
She could have “I Have A Boyfriend Tattooed” on her forehead. You would still claim she was single.
Gonna call bullshit but considering you weren’t scared to post child porn I’m gonna also take that claim with a few grains of salt.
Gonna give you some advice. I mean besides playing in traffic, hanging yourself, screaming “Allah Akbar!” in a crowded mall near some cops, drinking cyanide or drinking drain cleaner or seeing if you can fly after jumping from a building: Show this girl your Reddit account, tell her you’re just an eccentric guy, tell her I’m just some evil asshole on Reddit and tell her that you actually care about her and want to be honest with her. If she actually cares about you she will accept you. If you’re actually a good person you’ll be honest with her. For once I’m not being sarcastic or an asshole. I’m as serious as my permanent suspension right now. If she cares about you, she will accept you and if you’re a nice person as you claim to be you will be honest with her. Honesty is key in relationships and the earlier the better.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Nah he's some physics studying nerd. Probably has yellow fever too, they all do. Might even play D&D, disgusting.
my strength is proficient level according to symmetricstrength.com, that makes me chaddy as hell
nah she probs doesn't have one. dont be dumb. if she does she's still into me in any case
I'm more basing on stuff like her giving me a romantically designed gift, but ok boomer.
Lol, you take yourself far too important. No one cares about your little redneck opinions. Neither me nor her.
Sorry you have a fat mexican fiancee while this girl is adorable, cute, and tiny. There's not enough tiny Asians for everyone :(
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
You described yourself again. Especially the last part.
Coming from the guy who posted rape fantasies about children and child porn you have zero room to judge anyone.
Yeah by Durianrider’s standards.
Is this one that’s leaving or the one who has the boyfriend? Because you keep saying one has a boyfriend.
Oh look. It learned another word.
Thanks for taking the bait retard. You make this way too easy.
I have a fat Mexican fiancée? Huh, news to me. Considering the woman I’m engaged to marry is Brazilian/Irish and weighs less than the national average to the point that her clothes size is in single digits not double digits.
And yet you settled for the girl that isn’t your type. Twice.
Yeah my ex was a tiny Asian girl only difference is she had tits and a nice ass.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I don't know if the small one does. But I assume she doesn't. The thicc one broke up with her boyfriend recently. She's pretty down about it. She's probably into me. I do like her but more as a friend, I'd rather give asking out the small girl first a try
I didn't settle for this Asian chick. We're just friends but she is probably interested in me
Gross
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Yet you keep saying she does.
Yet you say she does.
Her having tits is the only reason she’s safe.
Yeah I’m not sure you know what human emotions are or why she’s sad.
Poor taste.
You’re the shittiest friend anyone could have.
You’ve been saying that for months.
Yet she’s your plan B. Your words not mine, dumbass.
Again. Poor taste. Although she did recently break up with someone so that’s kinda expected.
Yet your plan B Asian “Friend” has tits and I’m assuming she has an ass as well. Guess she’s not that gross.
You insult people for no reason, harass people and you’re a pedophile. At least I admit I’m an asshole, but I’m still generally nice to people.
Pretty sure you’ll actually try eventually. You are that stupid.
You actually are
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Probably not, if she did she'd visit him more often or he her. Also in combination with the guy being waaay younger than her it seems unlikely.
Hmm, the smaller one is indeed more attractive ...
Wow, rude, like every man I've cried over lost love while listening to Blood on the Tracks. I'm not ashamed to admit that
Naw low-key pretty good. She probably digs strong men
Nah they actually do all appreciate me
I'm just worried about rejection. But don't worry, I will.
Well she seems nice, also speaks Japanese, and she often visits interesting places. I think I could still enjoy the time with her
well she did get to know me pretty much when they just broke up. Obviously me being a strong, alpha male with an impressive weighted chin-up she couldn't help but be drawn to me.
She did seem to be quite down yesterday, so I just tried to be understanding and kind.
Well unlike you I care more about her personality than about her body. But the small girl is lovely too and way cuter ... so
Nah that's just mean. Someone you like asking you to help them to get with someone else. That's just shitty
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Yet you keep saying he’s a boyfriend which says you’re leaving out a bunch of other details.
Hence the chances of you raping Curvy are slim to none.
Whatever
Yeah I seriously doubt you’ve actually had a relationship. Hands and anime fuck pillows don’t count.
So that rules you out.
Manipulation. Kinda like my first girlfriend, noticed the signs and dumped her almost immediately. I have no need for leeches in my life. I mean you admitted you only hang out with your “friends” in the hopes that they could help you you u wittingly find victims.
Ask her boyfriend.
Yet in your own words your still settling. After all you didn’t want an Asian girl with boobs or a butt.
Well that’s a lie as you get way too defensive whenever your alleged strength in mentioned.
You can’t even convincingly LARP as an Alpha online.
So one weighted chin-up.
While calling her your Plan B. Yeah a real /r/niceguys right here.
Your literal requirements for a partner: be Asian, no tits, no ass, must be able to pass for a 10-year old and possibly be ok with possibly developing Stockholm Syndrome or being a huge enabler. I actually value personality as much as, being attractive but smart or having hobbies is going to draw my attention more than having tits. Yet looks are still a factor that’s just human nature. After all I can’t tit-fuck a personality or a hobby, but I can actually have a proper discussion with the person that possesses said tits.
Dude you wrote pseudo porn fanfiction about YOUR SISTER wishing she was a child.
Still won’t put that last yiu.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Well I wouldn't rape either of them. the fuck?
Well she doesn't have one, so ...
I can still find a different one later on as well, it's not like we'd get married
I don't do 1 RMs. Pull-ups, chin-ups and dips I have programmed in a 5-7 rep range. Once I get to 7 I'd up the weight. You obviously don't understand strength science or strength training. The amount of repetitions you perform only matters in regards to the weight you're lifting. Say you're doing chin-ups, doing 15 bodyweight ones in one set is less impressive than say doing 6 with 60 lbs (depending on your bodyweight).
This number actually corresponds somewhat to your absolute strength, which is what 1 RMs are about. You can google that. You could a 1 RM with chin-ups too of course. Say you're 180 lbs. Being able to do 1 chin-up with 110 lbs added likely means you are stronger than someone who can do 16 or so but only with bodyweight in one set.
I mean you clearly don't understand this so I'm trying to educate you.
Also why would she ask me for my number and want us to hang out regularly if she wasn't into me. She just broke up with the guy, probably was drawn to me cause of my muscular looks.
Well I didn't call her that to her face, that's just mean. I mean the smaller one has priority still, I've also known her longer and she's cuter.
Some Asian women are small, deal with it. Don't be mean to this girl, she's adorable and everyone likes her.
I've seen a JAV of a girl with not big boobs giving a tit job though. IBW-627z at around 1:26. Cute actress too
Nah I wouldn't do that. That would make her less suitable as a potential plan B.
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Considering you’ve directly stated in the past that that you found rape “hot.” Not a consensual non-con scenario, but outright rape. Yeah why WOULD someone think you’d have the potential to rape someone.
You keep saying she does.
So you don’t value your Plan B after all. No one is shocked.
That’s a relief. Hopefully she’ll find a good partner someday, preferably one who won’t hate any sons that she births and won’t end up molesting her daughters. But you have no romantic interests in her so once again; she’s safe. Unless she marries someone like you in which case she’s not gonna fair well.
I actually do understand, I just know that triggering you brings about this sort of dialogue.
Am aware of this.
So long story short you can’t do one chin-up. Because that’s what workers this initially.
I do understand but sometimes letting you rant makes you less of a whiny bitch.
Considering I’m still friends with and hang out with some of my lady friends from college. One of whom is gay. She asked for my number in college and I already knew she gay considering she was rather open about this on campus. Just without being annoying about it.
The amount of which you get triggered when someone says you aren’t muscular, guarantees you aren’t muscular.
I seriously doubt that.
Dude you’ve done worse shit than that.
And a boyfriend
And apparently not single and you’re not boyfriend material or any sort of healthy relationship material considering you wanted to know what sort of Incel-esq hatemail you should send her because she didn’t message back immediately.
Serious question: are you actually Onision?
Duh I’ve dated some. Fine line between small and literally saying you want a partner who outright looks like a child and only because they look like a child.
Coming from the guy who regularly throws tantrums.
I’m not. You’re the one who said you wanted to fuck a 10 year old. Not to mention that folder you admitted to keeping and the illegal stuff you would post and DM people.
I’m sure she’s lovely. A pity she has you following her around like stink on shit.
Eh, it’s like trying to fuck a table. No offense to women who are small or completely flat but that just doesn’t do it for me.
Not really into JAV except for like six random ones you already know why.
Why do I get the feeling she’s going to look like she’s at least 10 years old.
I call bullshit.
She’s already your Plan B.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Got the wrong impression initially. They're just friends tho, I think
It's called upgrading, mate. And I do value her, very much
Really uncalled for.
You obviously understand zero of weight lifting fundamentals. You're the sort of person to do a 100 push up or bodyweight squat per day challenge for a month and expect coming out looking like Arnold. You're probably weak as fuck too.
Were you never young and in love? smh
Also she probably is single
Having a lot of female friends is a top nice guy sign btw. Combined with you being physically weak and supporting toxic masculine interests like hunting I am worried for your mental state.
That's just mean, I don't just like her because she looks like a little girl. I also like her cheerful and kind personality.
She is. And don't be mean to me, she appreciates me too. She's always happy to see me and stuff.
Cause you have shit taste?
Considering she's an adult woman she does indeed look at least 10. All adult women I've known looked at least 10.
Exactly, if things don't work out with the small girl I could date her.
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Sentient
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That was immediately followed by an outright contradiction, look the word if you have no idea what it means.
Yeah you’re not much of an upgrade.
Yeah and I value the trash on my trash can. See I can lie too.
Read my retort above again.
Eh, you don’t like her so the chances of you mixing cum into them is slim to none so they’re probably edible. The small one though should probably avoid eating anything made by you.
Prove I’m wrong.
Just when I think you can’t get any dumber. I should be use to this now but you always find new depths to sink to. Of course I don’t think doing 100 push up or body weight squats will make me look like Arnold in his prime 🙄
https://i.redd.it/z5djnssdz4q31.jpg
Were you raised by Meth-Head Nazis? Of course it’s I’ve been in love but when I would break up with people I didn’t go psycho on them.
Yet has a boyfriend
Most of them I was friends with their boyfriends/husbands first(college/high school/neighborhood/hunting buddies).
Last I checked I don’t make posts crying about not being muscular and being mad that women like muscular/strong men. That’s your thing but it’s nice to know you hate guys like me 😂
Whatever you say beta bitch. I prefer to know where me food comes from and hunting is quite an honorable task. Wouldn’t expect something like you to understand.
Coming from the guy who would post child porn on Reddit.
It’s called facts. Deal with it.
So you admit she looks like a little girl.
And that she looks like a little girl in your opinion.
Figured.
You’re the poster boy for why abortion isn’t always bad thing.
She’s too nice and naive. Considering you’re using that against her.
Like I said; too nice.
Right I forgot, you like your targets to be able to pass for 4th graders at the least and 9th graders at best.
Yet you haven’t dated any of them. I wonder why.
Well she’s gonna be very miserable then. Imagine dating someone who doesn’t even like you.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
No I said they aren't dating. I thought they were at first but it seems like theyre just friends
I meant I could upgrade on the curvy one, finding a smaller, cuter girl
She wrote me next morning saying they were really good
She looks like a little woman. She's adorable, deal with it.
She's just smol
No she's not. She's just right
Ideally
I do like her. I mean her personality mostly. I'm not as shallow as you
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Yeah that’s why you keep saying he’s her boyfriend
Hopefully you’re never anywhere near an elementary school
Still don’t think anyone with a vagina should trust anything you make.
Because you dislike women that have breasts or a noticeable ass.
You’re not actually being nice to her though.
You said she looked like a little girl, not like a little woman.
And you specifically said that you only liked her because she could pass for 12 or younger
Seems she is. Shame, she could get farther in life by being more diligent about who she befriends.
Yeah for predatory people like you unfortunately.
Either you don’t know what age a 4th grader is or you’re letting it be known just how much of a shit heap you are.
It’s clear that you don’t
This is probably bullshit.
I actually base my long term relationships on personality. You best hen on how young the person looks and how easy it is to manipulate them. Nowhere near being shallow there Pedophile.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I said that originally, lol. But I don't think so. She just visited him once and said he takes her along for grocery shopping.
But I think they're just friends. Also she always goes shopping Thursday and last Thursday she went with a female friend.
Don't like em that young
Well she did like them so...
I like her for her personality rather than her cans
How is me trying to cheer her up by bringing her some not nice?
Just bodywise. She has the ideal female body truly.
That's just one factor, personality I also care about
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Yet you keep calling him her boyfriend for some reason.
I’m guessing the friend is either fat or has huge tits or a nice ass because you barely mention her. Big tits and a big ass save lives it seems.
Yeah you just like to 10 to 14. Still young.
Most people like food until someone tells them it was tampered with.
The same person you call Plan B. Still find it funny that you’re settling for an Asian girl with an hourglass figure when you wanted the flat chested one. Only one I pity on this situation are the two girls.
You literally refer to her as Plan B and whine about not liking her physique. In which case, according to you, you have shitty taste for showing interests(albeit not genuine) in an Asian girl that has an ass and tits.
Not really.
Oh look more bullshit.
Of a pedophile weeb who has no life or prospects and has to resort to posting child porn, rape fantasies and various red flags on Reddit in the hopes that someone will validate its feelings and not criticize it?
The one with the boyfriend.
Who you don’t actually like and you’re just settling for.
That’s like being jealous of dog shit because someone wearing fancy boots stepped on it.
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He’ll get Thanos’d again eventually
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
hmm, if he is she treats him quite badly. Maybe I'll investigate on that when I see him next time in our language class.
they really do, she's also like 6' but I'm sure she's a nice woman
10? idk
Nothing's ever been tampered with, it's all good
It's an endearing term. I think she's nice too. However the smaller one is also more ambitious (yet less gifted than me) which makes us a better fit.
Why would you pity them?
Still like her personality tho
they can't all be flatchested nymphets :(
Probably not. I mean if he is she's treating him really badly which would be a warning to me. I might subtly ask him about their status
Just temporarily. Then for summer I get super shredded and find a qt tiny one
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Let me guess, she doesn’t call him senpai or whatever the fuck it is you’re into besides children?
Oh you finally talk to him? Progress.
In her case this is very much true. After all you have zero sexual interest in her. So no chances of her being roofied or raped by you.
So she’s hot, has a great rack, great ass and is TALLER than you? Yep you’re definitely settling 😂😂😂😂 hope she finds herself a real man eventually. Seems like a great woman.
Those pictures of little girls you were sending to the people at /r/Tor appeared to be 10 according to the people who clicked the links.
Doubt it.
Proof you’ve never been in a relationship before, even a casual one.”Hey I’m only with you because my preferred victim type hasn’t been alone long enough for me to try something. So I’m just with you until I can get some roofies.”
Yeah you don’t really seem to think that. However you’ve exposed yourself as being a narcissist parasite.
So way out of your league then.
Only because she didn’t text you back immediately.
Not really. Ambitious people tend to do better with other ambitious people or at least with people who are intelligent and supportive. So that rules you out. You’re only ambition involves things that’ll grant you a lengthy prison sentence.
One is being strung along by you and the other one is being stalked by you.
Not really.
Your loss is a real man’s gain.
Yeah she doesn’t call senpai and doesn’t dress up like a sexualized 5 year old for him right?
You’ve been saying that for months.
Hopefully she finds a real man who actually accepts her and likes her instead of treating her like garbage. Oh but wait you say you’re a “nice guy.”
Cheese yeah I know.
Still haven’t managed to find one that’ll agree to be alone with you. Smart women. Just don’t on a shooting spree or become a serial rapist. Assuming you already aren’t the latter considering you did post pictures of children being abused.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Nah, she doesn't even treat him like they're friends, let alone a couple. Like she mentioned him to me once but just by name and she doesn't seem happy or anything to see the guy.
While with me she always enjoy seeing me.
Eh, as I said, we have the same Chinese class. So I could just ask him a bit casually
But he didn't show up on Wednesday which is weird cause I saw him on Thursday. And when I saw him on Thursday he looked a bit sad
That's a different girl. That's the one the small one is friends with. The other one I'm friends with doesn't know the smaller one. That girl isn't that tall, she's about average. Also dating a taller girl is alpha as fuck. Just ask Matt Ogus https://i.imgur.com/PZfI4J8h.jpg
No, I just think her approach isn't that good. She's the sort of person who equates time spent and effort with results, while I proceed more systemically. Still she's such a trooper, I often see how long she spents learning because she leaves her backpack outside.
Bodyfat. Like single digits, don't mean my future gfs age tho
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Yet you keep calling him her boyfriend and keep saying they hang out.
Sure........when early you claimed they always ran errands together. Can you at least for once tell a convincing lie?
Well some people like dumb people and think they’re adorable or something.
Translation: You won’t ask.
That’s the same reaction some people have when they realize you’re alive.
Two girls that you’re settling for 😂
Safe Girl Number 2
So you’re definitely settling. Guess she doesn’t have any tiny friends. Oh this is just perfect.
But still outside you’re preferred victim’s height.
Not according to your dumbass.
Yeah I googled him instead as I have a policy of not clicking anything you send me.
It was because she didn’t text you back immediately you dumb bitch.
So definitely out of your league
With a string of failures and need to seek validation from people online.
So she can definitely go better than you, hence why you’re settling for two women that are not your type. What’s pathetic is you using the excuse “but I like their personality” which is false. Up until I mentioned personality you never once gave a shit about your perspective victims/partners’ personality.
Knowing how stupid you are you’re going to cite a percentage that’s wildly unhealthy and upon correction you’ll claim I’m wrong. Since my leg healed up I’ve added more workouts to my daily routine and nightly routine, lost the 10 pounds of unwanted weight that I gained during down time, I can deadlift again without trouble(well above my body weight), better reps, improved form, got a better job offer last week that I’ll be taking and best of all I didn’t have to settle for my fiancée. Beauty, brains, fit, goals and personality
Yeah right now you’re pursuing adults instead of children but that won’t last.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I said if they are dating she treats him badly though. Like she doesn't even call him her boyfriend or acknowledge his existence even, she just said to me he was someone she knew. So if they are dating instead of just friends it just reflects badly on her and would make me feel bad for the guy. In fact he often looks quite down.
Just once I know of. Also if they are dating she just uses him so he can take her shopping, to the doctor, pick up stuff for her, etc.
I would have but he came like 20 minutes late.
Or when they realise their girlfriend is just with them to take advantage of them and doesn't even like them
I can find a tiny one though if I search for one
Also I did say I like the other girl's personality. She's also into anime, said we could watch Weathering with You after the holidays and invited me for Chinese New Year's.
As you can see I have excellent chances with her and with the small one probably too given she explicitly avoids mentioning her partner if they are dating and got me a romantic present as well.
well I like smol girls but still
Not at all. In fact I'm academically more successful. I think she lacks a systemic approach. Well if we were dating I'd support her in her studies.
I might ask her out too but it's pointless before christmas, also then there's a break for a while, so maybe in January
As you see he's an alpha-male. Similarly Jeff Nippard's girlfriend is also taller than him
Her tall friend doesn't even know me, lol. The small one is my type so I wouldn't be settling for her, and with the other one I like her personality and we have common interests
I wanted to get quite lean so under 10%, 8 to 10 is really, really lean, it's still sustainable with good diet but given that I haven't really maxxed out my gains at all yet I'd try to get really lean until April / May and then do a lean bulk to a bit higher like 14 or so over many months.
that's great but I haven't really ever heard anyone brag about a roughly bodyweight deadlift. OHP, maybe. A solid deadlift 1RM would be around 2.5xBW.
you're finding someone else then?
I assume acquiring those is going to be your New Year's resolution?
Adult child-sized Asian women are like methadone. Way too addictive
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Considering I don’t even believe you, if she actually is this shitty of a person you’re essentially a Megacuck for wanting her. So desperate for pussy you’ll get with someone who’s a lousy partner. A disgust as I find you that’s actually genuinely sad. If only you were actually a real man maybe then there might be some hope for you.
You said more than once.
Yeah people tend to take their partners places. My fiancée would take me places and run errands for me when my leg was broken. I did the same thing for her after she was in a car accident and in the hospital for a few weeks. I know the concept of actually being kind to people especially romantic partners is alien to you.
Translation: You didn’t ask.
As stupid as you are I can see this happening to you multiple times in a row. All the girl has to do is just be Asian, no butt and flat chested and blink at you.
You found two and you’re still single. Good job.
And I’m actually the President of The United States of America.
The only reason I’m not worried about her safety is because she’s not your type. So the chances of her being killed or roofied and raped are virtually nonexistent. Unless you’re incredibly desperate, which you are but only for waif-like bodies. So.....yeah she’s still alright.
The one you’re settling for right?
You mean the one with the boyfriend.
You keep calling him her boyfriend but also say she doesn’t mention him. So you’re still lying.
Only if they’re barely out of kindergarten.
Considering she has a brain and you don’t? Out of your league but still settling for someone who isn’t your type which is pathetic.
I doubt it.
Translation: I’m still mad she didn’t back immediately.
You’re the last “person” that anyone should rely on for any kind of support.
Let’s me guess she’s leaving again? Well guess that means we’ll see another rant later.
So definitely gonna see another rant from you.
Try not to tamper with her food.
So the opposite of you as always.
Who recently admitted at one point she was very underweight and is now binge eating. She really needs to get herself together.
Lucky woman.
You’re settling for the one you call Plan B instead. Priceless.
Call bs on the personality part. Also by personality do you mean you both enjoy illegal activities(i.e. your taste for kiddy porn), serving as cheap amusement for a bored guy or feebly hoping that someone on Reddit will accept your creepiness? That what you mean?
Serious question: what gains? And don’t play that “But muh doxxing!” bullshit. It’s called taking a picture in front of a nondescript white wall, not wearing your university sweatshirt or just not having anything identifiable in your picture. Problem solved.
Need to add more weight to OHP(more than the 200 I can already manage). Also I weight 256 pounds, 12% body fat and can deadlift 340 without trouble again. Double my body weight is my goal for January 12th.
Don’t have to find anyone else, my fiancée went above and beyond when I was injured. She was sad but didn’t let the stress get to her and she didn’t let herself go.
Awww it tried to make a joke. You’re no George Carlin so don’t quit your day job.
Dangerous and have the potential to kill you.
With the added side effects of dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, slow heart rate, vomiting and seizures according to Google. You didn’t really think that analogy through did you? Of course not.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
That's assuming they are dating which might not be the case, if they are it shows she's bad partner material, as I've said. Still has a cute, little, loli body though. Just adorable
No I only know of once but idk how often they go or something. She also went grocery shopping with a female friend the other day so it's not like he always takes her along
there's a difference between that and just using someone for their ressources and time. That's how you end up like Sam Rothstein in Casino. Their relationship was just based on him providing her with money and gifts.
That's hot, I love those girls
Don't be so sure. We already have a date for Chinese New Year at least
Maybe, maybe not. If she does I can still ask her out and she can decline.
I explained that I only know about it because we are neighbors, so she and me had the same route that day, and she didn't call him her boyfriend either
No she's not leaving, I am. Don't even know if she celebrates Christmas, I'll ask her.
She was underfat rather, not that you understand the difference ... interesting you follow that, I wasn't aware until I looked it up. Jeff has bad luck with women, quite sad, probably because he doesn't go for flat tiny Asian chicks
I honestly don't see the point of that. Why would I want to proof anything to some fat dude on reddit?
I believe the 256 pounds part, fucking lol. At 12% BF, suuuuuuuureeee. This also comes from the guy who didn't understand that reps refers to the number of repetitions in one set and who did a 100 pull up / push up per day challenge. So basically a complete dyel who never set foot in a gym.
Just to elaborate on how ridiculous your claims are (why don't you google some believable numbers?). To have a reasonable FFMI at those stats you'd have to be 7'. Also note that people who are 7' are not only quite rare but usually lack the bone structure to acquire that much muscle.
This would also mean you have roughly the same muscle mass as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When can we expect your Mr. Olympia debut, oh genetically gifted one?
I mean additionally to that since you just had to quit your moonlighting bodybuilding activities for your lower half since you were injured it's fair to assume that at your tremendous size you lost over 20 lbs in lower body mass due to muscle atrophy. Which means you're actually around 280 lbs and 12% bodyfat when you're actively and regularly training.
That's very impressive, you're a big guy. Of course haters would say those are lies but I totally believe you.
Yes, exactly. They are cunning, devious, evil at times even. Sometimes they are nice but it's calculated, some could be genuinely nice but who knows. And they do definitely consider disposing of you in marriage but I can live with the risk.
In any case their delicious small, loli bodies make more than good for it.
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
If they weren’t you’d never shut up about it.
Assuming you’re telling the truth.
Megacuck and I actually mean that as an insult.
You said more than once.
For once you’re actually right about something. But let’s face it that’s something you’d probably accept.
Oh you actually know that movie exists. That’s a surprise. Though let’s be honest that’s definitely you in the future if you actually manage to get into a relationship. If an Asian girl told you to drink her piss you’d do it if I meant she’d date you. You’d probably do something beyond demeaning to get her to marry you.
Take notes, that’s gonna be you one day but without the happy-ish ending and being a somewhat good father(fyi Sam didn’t screw his daughter, try to follow that example).
And you’re incredibly gullible so if one of them wanted to take advantage of you it would be easy.
You suddenly like Asian women with tits. Yeah right. She’s your little consolation prize until you dump her for a flat chested one(so that’s gonna take a long time). But still I find it funny that you’re just settling, although it is quite shitty if you do stay with her and lead her on. Not surprising though as you are a shitty person.
Like I said, if she was actually single we’d never hear the end of it.
You actually never said any of that though. Lying again?
Uh-huh. And I’m actually Rasputin, I didn’t die after all.
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Weight not fat actually, you’d know that if you were actually up to date.
Coming from the same retard that thinks 12% body fat=6%.
She’s hot and has good content though lately some questionable stuff seems to be going on.
No shit
Emphasis on women.
I’m sure he’ll manage unless you’re gonna slide into his DMs
Judging on his tastes he likes women that have a noticeable female physique and are into fitness.
You’re really clueless when it comes to people being serious and just being sarcastic or rude and it shows.
You want to “proof” something to yourself? Don’t you mean prove?
This is going to be followed by salt, cattiness, a dash of you being a bitter cunt and served up with a heaping side of dumb shit and for dessert more proof of you being a retard right?
Meh I don’t particularly care if you believe me or not but watching you get triggered over it is kinda funny. Maybe I should talk about myself more often if this is the end result.
Coming from the guy who can’t tell when people are clearly fucking with him unless the specifically say they are, most of those challenges are memes anyway and hardly useful for sustaining ones gains or even leading to weight loss. I mean me calling you retard is mostly just me being an asshole but I see there is truth to those words. You actually thought I was fucking serious, no one else fell for that but you. Only you(well you and a few uninformed people) fell for it, Jesus H Christ do I have to put an /s next to everything that is sarcasm? dumbasswould-bechildfuckerprobablythinksIwasseriouswhenIsaidIwasRasputintoo.^
I actually do lift you brain dead poof, need to be able to lift with my line of work.
You’re confusing 12% with 6% which would mean I should resemble Brandon Curry when I don’t. My percentage is actually considered sustainable if I go up some(anything but 25% it’s a personal preference) my muscles will still be defined. This is about as far as I intend to go as I have no plans to compete if any sort of bodybuilding competitions. I’m buff yet don’t exactly have the “bodybuilder” most would expect when they actually see pictures of today’s bodybuilders so of course you’re going to claim I’m lying.
I’ve always been a big guy so to speak I’m just not fat any more. Picture Randy Orton in his prime(yeah yeah he’s wrestler I know) but an inch taller, 12% bodyfat instead of 15% and 6 extra pounds. And as side note with darker hair, more of a beard and more tattoos.
In his prime? Not even close and I never wanted a Mr Universe physique as it’s not sustainable and most of those men are on roids or only have that specific look when they are competing. Plus I’m 6’6, Arnold is 6’2. He really shouldn’t have gone vegan.
Good good, let the butthurt through you.
Actually I gained weight, I’m an active guy(no this is about cardio I already know you’re gonna claim that) and I ended up gaining weight during my down time. I could still move around(and did try to do SOME upper body exercises) but wasn’t at the gym or working out at home obviously due to my cast. That being said moving around when your injury consisted of your tibia popping out to say “Hello!” after having heavy equipment falling on it ain’t easy. Would’ve been up sooner if I had Brock Lesnar’s freakishly fast healing rate. Didn’t suffer too much muscle atrophy and if I was 280 pounds I would’ve definitely noticed that. We actually had this argument months ago where you claimed I was lying about my weight and I proved you wrong. I’m just half assing my way through this right now because it’s late and I’ve got a 6 hour drive to make tomorrow.
You’re not good at sarcasm. Like, at all.
Hope you have a good job. Gonna need it for all those alimony payments you’ll be making.
Yep, I see alimony in your future.
Like I said: Megacuck.
In your mind this is truly limited to the ones who are 10 years old.
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1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
That's more her bf if they are dating
I'm quite well versed in film, which includes American ones ... E.g. you I imagine as one of the main characters in Deer Hunter before the whole playing Russian roulette with the Vietkong thing
Loli dom? That's kinky. But not my fetish. Although ...
no
Seems gay to me. Personally I like women who are small, skinny, and cute. She'd sit at home drinking Chinese green tea from a delicate porcelain cup, reading in a paperback version of selected poems by Verlaine while listening to Rubinstein playing Chopin nocturnes. Of course she'd play piano herself but her soft, small hands, barely abely to reach an octave would be much better suited for baroque works so during my insomniac nights we'd often stay up together while she'd play me her gentle yet inspired interpretation of Bach's Goldberg Variations as did the count in times long past. We'd raise two kids together, two girls, both gentle, smart, kind but with a witty sense of humour.
Her interest would lie in the arts, mainly music and literature, rather than in working out. Still it would be something she appreciates about me. As such her shining intellect would stand in stark contrast to her cute, childlike appearance.
Well this doesn't really apply to the small girl since she's more into pop music. I found a 19 year old who plays piano and likes classical music but she's only here for a few months unfortunately. She was cute too, not quite as short but slim, pretty, with short hair and a delicate figure.
Also your extensive rambling about how you're totally 260 lbs at 12% BF (lol) is dumb. If you are 260 lbs you're not 12% BF, you just fat. As I said for 260 lbs to be a reasonable FFMI you'd need to be 7', and you're not 7'.
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
And you because you’re waiting in line like a starving mutt waits for scraps(no offense to dogs).
Besides child porn.
Congratulations, want a medal?
I have more in common with classic western heroes or well written anti-heroes.
Let me guess it actually is your fetish hence the although part
So you intend to rape your own daughters after all. Why does that not surprise me?
Liking feminine women is gay? Well I guess 95% of the male population is somehow gay then. nothowthatworks.^
And barely in middle school so not women at all.
This is what happens when someone gets lost in a fantasy.
I have a feeling any hobby that your unfortunate victims have wouldn’t last once the left you. Sad thing really I do enjoy the piano when played by a skilled pianist.
Who you’d end up raping according to part of your other reply.
Pop music is hardly a noteworthy genre these days.
She could outrun you and didn’t leave her drinks around you.
Lucky girl. Hope she finds herself a suitable man(or woman if she’s gay or bisexual).
Good thing she’s leaving. Tiny Asian Girls: 1000000. YameteOniiChanItai: -1000000000 and is currently stuck with an Asian girl that doesn’t fit his body type.
If you had anyway to prove this you would have already. But please by all means, let the butthurt flow through you.
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1 l0lil0ver_xX69Xx_ 2019-11-27
uh, it's called spinning plates, sweaty. you'd know that if you were familiar with the common pua terms. basically I keep my options open with the small one while also looking for others
No, I wanna be a popular letterboxd reviewer. Or maybe better not.
You're probably like Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas, ya clown
It's called showing paternal affection and no
yes they are. In my opinion the ideal woman is under 5', with a small chest and slim hips and skinny. She has a cute boyish bodytype and a pretty face. She wears sneakers, jeans, a sweater with cute drawings on it, wears glasses and has a short haircut.
Said by the man who couldn't tell Glenn Gould from a 12 year old Chinese boy
I always find the term pop music confusing because it just means popular music, really. I think my favorite pop music album is Pinkerton, how can you not love songs about Rivers' rampant yellow fever? God damn you half Japanese girls do it to me every time. You are 18 year old girl, who lives in small city in Japan (...) I wonder how you touch yourself. Not to mention the girl was probably like 14, damn pedo Rivers.
Also she likes Chinese pop music. I listened a bit to the artist she said she was into. It's honestly not that bad but I can see it appealing to her girlish tastes rather.
But I see her again in January so there's still a chance for that. I mean 19's almost a bit young but I don't age shame.
If she leaves me now that doesn't mean I love her any less.
we aren't even a couple, just have a date arranged for Chinese New Year's. Also I can find a different one in the future.
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And look who just got banned two times in a row.
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I said Sam didn’t screw his own daughter and instead you said you would.
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Oh look: more beta energy.
Lol you have to resort to pua tips. Sad little beta bitch.
Including those who don’t fit your preferences 😂 long way to say you’re settling.
I don’t they accept reviews for child porn.
Not even close.
Coming from the guy with little girl incest fantasies I call bullshit.
Translation: Everyone is wrong except me!
That’s not narcissistic at all.
And you still had to settle for the girl that isn’t your type.
Already knew who he was
No that would be you.
Rich coming from you.
Yet you prefer 14 at most and 10 at the least
barely talks to girl She loves me. Like I said: BETA
Settling
Doubtful
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1 SaltOverPlow 2019-11-27
no one wants you or your pedophile posts about tiny asian girls here you retarded weeb faggot
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
I have now a busty Asian girl who's probably into me, also let me know she doesn't have a boyfriend currently. Still would prefer the smaller one tho
1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
If you actually had any chances with this particular girl you’d be bragging about it. Yet you are not bragging about it.
1 SwiftRec0very 2019-11-27
Why? I'm not into the curvy ones. Still keep her as my plan B though if things don't work out with the smaller girl
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Hence why I’m not particularly worried about her. She’ll be safe.
1 clockworkgrinnn 2019-11-27
Cope
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This man is a ban evading pedophile who’s used the names /u/YameteOniichanItai(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), /u/BigTiddyAnimeWaifu(deleted after posting Lolicon porn), /u/WatermelonMcNuggets(suspended for admitting he liked masturbating to underage girls on Instagram), /u/EasternMaybe(inactive), /u/Shortcakespecial(suspended), /u/LolIsDaiSukI(suspended), /u/CorgieOwner711(suspended), /u/strawberryspoongecake(suspended for possibly posting child porn) /u/accidentialmagic , /u/LargeNosedMan, /u/LegalShota(suspended), /u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(a parody of my username, suspended for harassment and sexualization of minors), /u/Corgitwiggle, /u/10pep or /u/10plep (suspended after posting an underage girl to /r/Jizzedtothis), recently he has switched to a formerly dormant alt account called /u/ExcitabIeBoy(now dormant again), he abandoned the account named /u/TwinkPornAlt(suspended) and has began using this new account called /u/87612386(suspended)while simultaneously using an account called /u/Legitimate_Baseball(suspended)that he has abandoned for this alt named /u/dlldt99s(suspended) before moving to the alt named /u/34dsfsd(suspended) and finally returning under the name /u/WyattsRecognitions(suspended) before switching over to /u/LegitimateClassroom(suspended) before he migrated to /u/FickleMaintenance(suspended)and now using /u/NorthNegotiation(suspended) but after the loss of this account he has now gone on to the account called /u/ACuteAnimeGirl which just got suspended. The pedophile pest has come back under the name /u/First_Individual(also suspended). This man is a sick fuck. He also was banned for describing wanting to rape a 10 year old girl as part of a “big brother/little sister” rape fantasy of his on /r/justneckbeardthings. Recently he has taken to harassing people on Reddit who call him out as well as doubling down on why his pedophilia and mild hebephilia should be viewed as a legitimate orientation and anyone who doesn’t agree with him is automatically a bigot or a troll or an alt. Also /u/LGLL26(suspended) and /u/CoupeMaster(also suspended) might be one of his alts as well and /u/PRs4MyWaifu is a fake alt he gave. He’s expressed interest in having “cute half Asian daughters but no boys because they have mental problems” which might be a front for saying he wants daughters so he can live out his fantasy of raping “real life lolis” as he doesn’t have much interest in boys though he did say he likes “twink” underage boys and finds their bodies very attractive. This person has also admitted to keeping a photo album full of pictures of children that he masturbates too and has mentioned using sunglasses to hide the fact that he enjoys leering at little girls. He’s also expressed his interest in traveling to Asian countries where trafficking underage children is very common. If you actually know this man and you have children it is ill advised to continue associating with him. Another development is that he’s recently expressed his interest in adopting a little girl to “raise and adore” as he put it, I don’t think I have to tell you what he really intends. There’s also a good chance he may have fled his home country of Hungary and gone to Switzerland or Sweden to escape a rape charge involving an underage girl, not a “legal but underage” girl but one who was too young. Take the last few parts with a grain of salt as this guy routinely lies about where he is from and has lied about his ethnicity as well. He also routinely lies about his health and weight as well, he is either obese or “scrawny.” This isn’t me going after someone for thought crimes, he fully intends to offend one day if he hasn’t already by this point. I’d also like to add that if you happen to know an Asian woman(possibly East Asian, Chinese, Korean or Japanese) attending school in Hungary or Sweden or Switzerland, between the ages of 18 and 26, standing at 4’10 to 5’3 please reach out to her immediately. This man has expressed his “interests” in capturing the quote “real life loli and doing so many fun things with her little loli body.” This man is dangerous so please if you know anyone in the countries mentioned who fits this description please tell her to be on her guard at all times. Also if you’re an Asian woman keep in mind he’s directly said that your entire race’s purpose is to “serve as perfect substitutes for pedophiles and hebephiles.” Another recent development regarding this subhuman cyst: he has started fabricating stories about himself being the victim of sexual assault at the age of 10 at the hands of an alleged aunt. This is a bogus claim as the “scenario” he described is the same scenario he previously described as wanting to act out with a 10-year old girl, namely this girl crying while he told her “Let uncle enjoy your cute loli body.” So he’s an even bigger piece of shit now that he’s added false rape/abuse/molestation claims to his scum resume.
Also here’s a helpful link for anyone seeing this
https://report.cybertip.org/
There’s also a little link here to a story he wanted to write
https://snew.notabug.io/r/anime/comments/b6ieik/do_you_think_this_light_novel_idea_could/
Along with the post he made about wanting to adopt a little girl(will edit if he deletes but I have the screenshot)
https://old.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/b5d6rz/it_should_be_legal_for_fit_single_men_in_their/
He has biastophilic urges as well
https://m.imgur.com/a/p6YRSLp
And here he is once again proving he wants to rape whatever unfortunate child he adopts
https://m.imgur.com/a/T5p3Ug8
Him admitting to having a folder of little girls’ swimsuit pictures
https://m.imgur.com/a/SO8NT0Q
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/qPgYbfL
He slipped up here
https://m.imgur.com/a/Fb7DLqN
His creepy loli infatuation plus racism towards Asian men(and hatred of himself as he hates being White and hates White women but wants Half White Daughters) and need to send his sexual fantasies and delusions to anyone and everyone.
https://m.imgur.com/a/MZA8ANx
https://m.imgur.com/a/BRS7cRh
https://m.imgur.com/a/4XIHABn
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SBJJzDX
Ironically this guy claims he’s nice and “respects the wahmenz” but then randomly follows women around Reddit sending them shit like this. In addition to accusing people of the exact same shit he does himself.
https://i.redd.it/fizba4wc31b31.png
Furthermore, it appears this future Chinese wife is actually fictional to some degree considering she’s actually a Japanese fuck-pillow
Update: On his account
/u/TheSadlstKingOfTypos(the parody of my account) he let it slip that he likes slim women due to a medical disorder he has, it’s commonly referred to as “micro penis.” What does this have to do with his love of small women and young girls aged 10 to 14 along with his fetish for incestous rape? Well he feels that despite his penis size being closer to that an adult woman’s small clitoris he would be able to a achieve penetration with a small adult woman or a small child.
Yet another update: he’s now saying he is in Romania and goes on to further confirm that his sole reason for being attracted to his “totally real future Chinese murder/rape victim-I mean wife” is because she looks like she’s 12-years old. If you’re trying to convince people you’re not a pedophile/hebephile, maybe don’t act like one.
https://m.imgur.com/a/qbesHR9
Edit: he really sucks at being subtle and is a terrible liar
https://m.imgur.com/a/xRIS59g
https://m.imgur.com/a/hgO83xj
https://imgur.com/gallery/rajnDc0
He’s now claiming to be bisexual
https://i.redd.it/lt0uct8v5ng31.jpg
Update: May actually be a resident of South Bend, Indiana as he claimed to be a Notre Dame student. I should also add that this person has been known to post or PM .onion links to people so careful clicking on any links he sends. Although not clicking them all together is a smarter choice. I’d also like to point out that if you’re an Asian woman or Asian man you might want to refrain for mentioning it to this man, if you’re a woman he he will harass you and constantly ask you if you have a “sexy little loli body” and may even ask for nudes. If you’re a man he’ll still harass you and claim that you aren’t a real man because you are Asian. Also if any of you post on Cringetopia, justneckbeardthings, justlegbeardthings, PedoLogic, unpopularopinion, BotchedSurgeries or any NSFW sub’s dedicated to asses or boobs or Hitomi Tanaka he’ll automatically assume that you are me because I post in those subs.
Update: He seems to slipping up regarding the height of the Chinese girl he supposedly friends with. First he says she’s 4’11 then he says she’s 4’10.
Another update:
He’s getting dumber slipped up several times in this screenshot from another person he seems to have a crush on.
https://m.imgur.com/a/vJNkB4f
Yet another goddamn update: He now claims his fictional crush is 4’9. Politicians call tell better lies than this guy!
Update:
https://i.redd.it/57nrtksshxo31.jpg
Ladies and gentlemen a picture of his girlfriend/the 4’9(or 4’10 or 4’11) Chinese loli he talks about. It’s official? There is no Chinese girl he’s talking to so we have nothin to worry about, except him possibly finding a real life woman or little girl and assaulting them or killing them.
Please note this is sarcasm.
Clears Throat In Farnsworth: Good news everyone! It seems the malignant tumor was rejected by his target/future victim, he’s now going on racist rants about her. The bad news is he’s still alive.
https://i.redd.it/z5djnssdz4q31.jpg
Great Update: He admitted to being YameteOniiChanItai
https://i.redd.it/oq74kndrtkq31.jpg
Another “Good” Update: Confirmed that he will kill any of his male children(screenshot was taken by another party).
https://i.redd.it/zof500qd47r31.jpg
And here’s this little gem I received from someone who recognized this creep
https://i.redd.it/ggucz0kn97r31.jpg
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1 OnlyBeenBannedOnce 2019-11-27
Pedo Copypasta Part 2
Because Part 1 ran out of room 😑. His new alt is and recently revived his account /u/NeverDiddledKids(suspended).Now as per his account /u/NeverDiddledKids his Asian target has a boyfriend, though he keeps pretending she doesn’t have one yet routinely calls the guy her boyfriend. Since his suspension he has come back as /u/MayoDickForAznChicks which got suspended in damn near record time. He recently came back as /u/FluffyVegetable which also got suspended in record time. He has since came back as /u/Slight-Listen which will probably get suspended yet again(didn’t last two days it’s gone). Why he insists on telling me his life story is beyond me. On the upside he wasn’t responsible for the recent mass shooting in California. I should note that our favorite pedophile with hebephile tendencies is back again as /u/SwiftRec0very which won’t last either as I suspect he has a sitewide ban as well.
Another Redditor uploaded this post he(saved in case of deletion), seems he’s not muscular at all
https://i.redd.it/qv7woh4ujhu31.jpg
Update: he now thinks his target is a pedo but it’s just him projecting his mental illness onto the girl he wants to rape and his body type on her boyfriend
https://i.redd.it/0h8y4xw1hkv31.jpg
https://i.redd.it/gjvfc48ihkv31.jpg
I’d also like to add some clarifications regarding his history of child porn posting. He wasn’t specifically random in who he sent the links to. He wanted people who he DM’d to see what was in the links. The users he DM’d were/are part of the /r/Tor sub-Reddit and/or /r/onions, some of the people he targeted still post there, some don’t and some deleted their accounts. He seems to think I’m stupid and just making shit up.
He also likes to claim he didn’t message people when he does in fact message them
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ulE7SRY
Update: He might’ve joined Incels.co
https://i.redd.it/dzvz52lscyx31.jpg
Update: Well folks I’ve been permanently nuked, but no worries I’ll be back permanently one day because I’m just as persistent as Early Cuyler whoo baby! Also I would like to take a moment to add that the other alt account for YameteOniiChanItai known as /u/LoliGirlLL22 was permanently suspended as well. Can’t imagine why, seemed like such a wholesome and family friendly account what with her posts being featured on the now banned /r/AgeplayPenpals where she wanted to roleplay as a 10-year old girl in an abusive sexual relationship with her older brother and another where she wanted to have a similar roleplay setting with someone pretending to be her father and she a girl of half Asian ancestry. Funny, that’s something that YameteOniiChanItai was(and still is) heavily into what with him saying he wanted to rape any daughters he has, kill his male children and also made it clear he seems to admire and possibly even idolize Josef Fritzl. I should also note that he has recently began to harass another woman on Reddit as he believes any account that commented in the same subs I frequented was an alt account of my and my associate /u/AlphaOmegaSithReborn. I would like to take this time to also announce that Sith will not be returning to Reddit as he has explained he’s tired of Reddit shielding and protecting pedophiles who openly commit crimes on this website(such as YameteOniiChanItai and his previous history of posting and sending child porn to people, including AlphaOmegaSith under his first account). My other associate has expressed their desire to return to Reddit as well, though they will be keeping a much lower profile but will still be aiding me in ensuring that YameteOniiChanItai and people like him can never cause harm to anyone. In closing, during my rather unfortunate hiatus I would like to pass on this infopasta as well as my original infopasta for anyone who would like to use it to help prevent pedophiles from victimizing others.
Blunder: n regards to the account of the name /u/LittleKnifeMachiko, I am not personally affiliated with the person behind that account and it seems they weren’t involved in any of my actions here. As to why this person was suspended I am not sure. YameteOniiChanItai has accused me of being the owner of all the accounts yet this has been proven to be false. He has also accused me of lying about my personal life, when in reality he lies all the time about his antics both here and on Reddit.
Possible Final Update: Almost forgot, YameteOniiChanItai might have another alternative account under the name /u/dingleberryb0b where he likes to spread his pro-pedophile/hebephile propaganda of how being against child sexual abuse is somehow sexist. Please be very careful when dealing with this individual. As for the woman that YameteOniiChanItai was targeting and expressed his desire to drug and assault, nothing has happened to her thankfully and it seems YameteOniiChanItai is focusing on a woman who doesn’t fit his standards for a potential victim so I am not particularly scared for her safety. He was going to target another young Asian girl but she will be out of his reach permanently soon. I wish you all safety and and happiness and may we some day meet again.
This is TheSadistKingofTypos signing out.
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