Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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20 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-12-02
To get horny teens to watch
7 SaltOverPlow 2019-12-02
although a subhuman, the coomer's view counts too
but for real they look like busted ass whores
6 SnapshillBot 2019-12-02
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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5 Rosey9898 2019-12-02
To attract coomers
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-02
...is that goldie hawn?
1 tractorsandranch 2019-12-02
you would understand that sex sells if you were attractive
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-12-02
She is jungle Asian. She is automatically at least somewhat attractive.
1 tractorsandranch 2019-12-02
chose one
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-02
*he. Hardislife is lawlz, you dumb shit
1 queerjihad 2019-12-02
Is that morgz mum
1 MemesOfTheResistance 2019-12-02
Same “””producers”””
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-02
See also: It's not porn, it's HBO.
1 clockworkgrinnn 2019-12-02
((()))