I have great news!
1 2019-12-02 by Communist_Bear88
So I was browsing Amazon dot com for an HDMI cable at nearly 11 PM. Then I noticed the slippers that I have wanted to buy for a while but I would not dare out of fear that I would embellish myself too much. Well, it was on a lightning sale.
So I woke my doxy up and told her "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR SLIPPERS TO BE?". And she replied, The prettiest color.
Anyway, let us get back on topic. These slippers are simply to die for. They are not just your ordinary slippers. They have memory foam installed in them. And the slippers include a special feature. It's non-slip slippers. And the inner material is made out of fleece. The perfect material to keep my feet warm and cozy during this upcoming winter.
Oh but I do fear that I've gotten the wrong size. My shoe size is 45 European. That would be 11 ½ in United States size. And on the product's Amazon page, the company recommends buying one size greater. That darn lightning sale did not give me enough time to read the full product details. I hope I won't have to go through the trouble of exchanging it.
But enough of negative thoughts. I would like to show you all the colors of the slippers that I have purchased.
These are the slippers I have purchased for my wife.
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And these are the slippers I have purchased for myself.
I really do believe I deserve to own these slippers. After all, I have been working hard this year, and it had been awfully stressful. And the stress really causes my feet to hurt.
If you are wondering why I am sharing with you all of this. Well, that is because I want to share my joy with you.
Also, it does bring me great pleasure knowing that most of you have wasted 3 minutes of your lives ( 10 minutes if you're a Turkish Mongoloid ) reading this terrible post. And you will never get those minutes back.
Too-da-loo. I'm off to bed.
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1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-12-02
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1 Mexico_La_Country 2019-12-02
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1 Chapose 2019-12-02
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