fellas who were getting cheated on and then don't cheat on all their other gfs in retaliation be like "no bro i can't come out today my gf told me i have to stay at home while she goes to the club sorry let me finish my glass of fresh soy milk now"
Is this you? Please tell me it is. If it is, I'm going to dox you down, find you, and force you to be slave wife. You have no idea how long I've waited for cyborg gf who could beat my dick into a pulp or give me a vibrating prostate massage with her finger.
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-12-03
fellas who were getting cheated on and then don't cheat on all their other gfs in retaliation be like "no bro i can't come out today my gf told me i have to stay at home while she goes to the club sorry let me finish my glass of fresh soy milk now"
1 kingzaxa 2019-12-03
Ultimate power move. Got to cheat on her with same guy shes cheating on you with.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-12-03
The ultimate power move is to catch them and then join in and focus on satisfying the guy. Do a better job than the gf.
1 UnalignedRando 2019-12-03
Transition and become a more attractive woman than her.
1 AnotherClosetAtheist 2019-12-03
One more thing we are better at 🙄
1 toomanytabsopen 2019-12-03
It's the only way to make her jealous enough to stay loyal to you
1 UnalignedRando 2019-12-03
And give him STDs.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-03
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1 Shadows1455 2019-12-03
Imagine not doing whatever you want lol
1 Jeremy_Seinfeld 2019-12-03
glad to hear you're doing good my man
1 brownbushido12 2019-12-03
Feel better incel
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
Suppose she could do that if she leaves the feet intact after ripping him apart.
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
Giga cope.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
I call it a mild reaction.
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
😍😍😍 I can't wait for us to be together.
1 nanonan 2019-12-03
Aww, its so cute when you try to be threatening.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
It’s even better for you, you’ve got the safety of the Internet to hide behind.
1 selfreplicatingprobe 2019-12-03
Hurt me mommy 😩
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
Don’t tempt me
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
She's mine 😡
1 Communist_Bear88 2019-12-03
💯 😩👌
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
Can I kiss the home wreckers feet too?
1 MikeStoklasaKino 2019-12-03
You have to
1 WaitingToBeTriggered 2019-12-03
HOLD YOUR GROUND
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
Well O-okay...whatever you say :))
1 MikeStoklasaKino 2019-12-03
You, /u/MzCherryBlossom, and I will make a lovely trio
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
I’d do your laundry and dishes while I get to hear moaning sounds from the bedroom
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
I’ll give you hand in the kitchen.
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
And you can use that other hand to give me a handy 🤣🤣🤣
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
Did you not know I’ve only got one hand?
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
Is this you? Please tell me it is. If it is, I'm going to dox you down, find you, and force you to be slave wife. You have no idea how long I've waited for cyborg gf who could beat my dick into a pulp or give me a vibrating prostate massage with her finger.
1 St_Goldenrod 2019-12-03
Do I hear ménage à trois? 😂😂😂
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
It’s not really a threesome if I’m sitting in the corner being made to watch
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
If you still have a dick we're going to spitroast and dp her.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
I have a dick but tranny dick doesn't work. They have to take a shitton of viagra in porn.
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
I'll buy the Viagra. I want my wife to be satisfied by two cocks inside her at the same time
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
But I have genital dysphoria, anon :(
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
Call me Mike. And I don't care, you're going to help stuff /u/MzCherryBlossom. She's the love of my life and she deserves the best.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-03
Listen up BackupMike. Just because my kitchen comes with an integrated oven doesn’t mean I’m willing to cook it fully.
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
🙄
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-03
Mike is my brother's name so that will feel icky. Can't I just call you daddy?
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
Fine whatever
1 ChaposArentPeople 2019-12-03
Sorry bud, but there's no space left for ya. Maybe try getting HardIsLife on board