peloton ad makes fats mad (x24 lbs gained since release)

1  2019-12-03 by SaltOverPlow

first i do not own or ride a peloton (i'm a man. dyel?)

i'm seeing lots of coverage of this dumb ad by peloton. lol at the like ratio.

first saw it being mocked when i unfortunately got linked to this shitty vice article

The Peloton Ad Woman Is Absolutely Not OK

fucking retarded headline. unsurprisingly this was written by the same dumb smug broad that wrote the article trying to #metoo streetshitting manlet aziz ansari for metaphorically dateshitting. vice continues to amaze in just how low it can go.

unfortunately this ad story is now getting picked up in all kinds of mainstream press including cnn

i hate how these retards keep talking about how the broad doesn't look like she needs to lose weight. these fatties are the same ones that complain about how diets never work because they supposedly eat less calories for a few weeks then go back to their same shitty lifestyle. you dumb bitch. people exercise to maintain their health and feel good. why do you think she's thin? they are so fucking delusional in how they view people that aren't disgusting pigs like themselves. why they think being unfit must be genetic or some uncontrollable factor because they can't fathom the fit people they see actually having self control and determination.

maybe this fit hoe wanted the bike? you know since she clearly takes care of herself? absolutely bitter femcels are seething at the ad husband for buying his wife a multi-thousand dollar gift because they get panic attacks thinking about someone making the suggestion they could use some exercise.

the other thing i hate about this story is how much everyone is referencing twitter. tweets are not fucking news. journalism is a dead profession. women are not funny. soyboys are not funny.

yeah I’m the Peloton thread guy.

faggot.

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dilate snappy

Once the fatties start croaking from weight related illnesses we'll see the trend shift back to logic and reason

also snappy on point

inshallah we can hope

No it won't. You need to let people who make bad decisions die. That includes druggies, crack babies, and people who go to dangerous areas in the world.

Why can’t women just lift lol

Women should only allowed to do squats.

In fact it should be mandatory and state enforced

Fatties aren’t people CMV.

vice continues to amaze in just how low it can go.

Vice is like MAD magazine or Cracked now. They used to be OK, but that was a long time ago.

Nothing is more dangerous to a blue check mark than a person with self control or self worth.

soboys are not funny

This one is alright tho

Sometimes I’ll move the Peloton bike into our gallery so I can spend time with my half gay husband while he reads Architectural Digest wearing combat boots

maybe this fit hoe wanted the bike?

not realizing Peloton is just an app for wealthy women to cheat on their husbands

you lads can be dense sometimes