Today in “You Can’t Make This Shit Up”, a closeted furry makes a movie about shooting up a school

1  2019-12-05 by PlumCorruptor

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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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where does this guy get the money to fund this shit

It’s a mystery. He did a go fund me campaign for this movie a year ago (he wanted 25 grand) it failed, only getting 6000 dollars (mainly because he tried to scam everyone which resulted in a majority of people pulling out).

So he must have sucked at least one person’s dick to get the missing 19k, or was he lying about how much that movie would cost to make? 🤔

Holy shit, there's actually an orange talking cat that's less funny than Garfield.

Garfield is purposefully shitty and boring so it can appeal to a wide audience domestically, as well as easily be adapted to international audiences and not offend anybody(like duff beer -> duff soda), all for a (((money)) making scheme. This guy sucks because infanticide is illegal for some reason.