Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Even though I am a WoC and if in our future we had children and they would be non-white, he doesn't think representation is important because there are "other issues" in the world.
WoC is now code for "Asian, but wants to score brownie points by associating oneself with browner people" right?
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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2 SaltOverPlow 2019-12-08
lmao if he wasn't a crying beta his hoe would've fallen in line
2 jewdanksdad 2019-12-08
Red flag used to be normally used, now I only see retards on reddit use it for the most trivial bullshit
1 lifts_throwawayFC 2019-12-08
Tbf if I met either of these ppl in real life I'm sure the gaymer red flags would send me running.
2 VanillaReign 2019-12-08
So is the OP a tranny? And if not, why is she asking trannies for advice?
1 tractorsandranch 2019-12-08
faker than a playboy models face
1 foureyednickfury 2019-12-08
How delusional are these figgers
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-08
WoC is now code for "Asian, but wants to score brownie points by associating oneself with browner people" right?
1 morethanjustasloth 2019-12-08
The value of these persons words stopped here.