Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
The most exciting bit for me was when they wheeled me on this trolley into the operating theatre right in front of this female nurse, and just lifted the bottom of the gown up so she could have a good look at my meat 'n' two veg. Then they spread this stuff all over your nut-sack that seems to be a mix of vodka and hot-sauce I think? I did a lot of yelping and ooh-ahhing but they all just mocked me and said 'oh that's nothing, man up!' After that the surgeon just takes his scalpel and jams it into the ballsack and wriggles it around a lot like he was trying to shred the inside of an orange or something. Later I got a slight infection and spent a good deal of time squeezing yellow pus out of one of the wounds in my scrote and applying smelly TCP antiseptic liquid which stung and made me want to cry. http://i.imgur.com/79ll9gF.gif
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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 orangecatgarfield 2019-12-11
💓
1 make_them_rage 2019-12-11
I bet this dude has a beard
1 orangecatgarfield 2019-12-11
Bet
1 make_them_rage 2019-12-11
It's funny because boomers used to say that beardd were for men but now it seems they're for soymen
1 orangecatgarfield 2019-12-11
Beards are for monkeys
1 TheBraverButthole 2019-12-11
Smelly chimpcels will never appreciate a good razor
1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-12-11
سأقوم بطعنك وقتل عائلتك
1 nanonan 2019-12-11
Just remember the saying; beard's grey, everythings ok, beard is ginger, another worthless hipster.
1 colormebadorange 2019-12-11
Same thing for tattoos
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-11
STOP COPYING MY POSTS?
1 orangecatgarfield 2019-12-11
Sorry bro you’re not on my gaydar
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-11
🙄
1 SQLerection 2019-12-11
Even trappy had her balls for quite some time. Can you imagine being less of a man than trappy?
1 Nbamodssoft 2019-12-11
She has a bigger dick than me so I don't have to
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-11
Vasectomies are based if you wanna be a whore though. Don't trust foids with contraception.
1 morethanjustasloth 2019-12-11
This is actually not as bad, the dude already seems to have some kids.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-12-11
The fact that he's reproducing isn't a good thing.
1 Melyssa1023 2019-12-11
Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't?
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-12-11
Yes. But if he doesn't reproduce maybe just maybe the west will be less likely to face damnation.
1 Melyssa1023 2019-12-11
Damnation through...? Honest question, I'm not understanding at all.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-12-11
Soy.
1 companyfry 2019-12-11
This is infertility not incelibacy. Dude just wants to nut in his wife without having another kid to take care of.
1 double-happiness 2019-12-11
The most exciting bit for me was when they wheeled me on this trolley into the operating theatre right in front of this female nurse, and just lifted the bottom of the gown up so she could have a good look at my meat 'n' two veg. Then they spread this stuff all over your nut-sack that seems to be a mix of vodka and hot-sauce I think? I did a lot of yelping and ooh-ahhing but they all just mocked me and said 'oh that's nothing, man up!' After that the surgeon just takes his scalpel and jams it into the ballsack and wriggles it around a lot like he was trying to shred the inside of an orange or something. Later I got a slight infection and spent a good deal of time squeezing yellow pus out of one of the wounds in my scrote and applying smelly TCP antiseptic liquid which stung and made me want to cry. http://i.imgur.com/79ll9gF.gif