Men celebrate incelibacy

1  2019-12-11 by orangecatgarfield

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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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I bet this dude has a beard

Bet

It's funny because boomers used to say that beardd were for men but now it seems they're for soymen

Beards are for monkeys

Smelly chimpcels will never appreciate a good razor

سأقوم بطعنك وقتل عائلتك

Just remember the saying; beard's grey, everythings ok, beard is ginger, another worthless hipster.

Same thing for tattoos

STOP COPYING MY POSTS?

Sorry bro you’re not on my gaydar

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Even trappy had her balls for quite some time. Can you imagine being less of a man than trappy?

She has a bigger dick than me so I don't have to

Vasectomies are based if you wanna be a whore though. Don't trust foids with contraception.

This is actually not as bad, the dude already seems to have some kids.

The fact that he's reproducing isn't a good thing.

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't?

Yes. But if he doesn't reproduce maybe just maybe the west will be less likely to face damnation.

Damnation through...? Honest question, I'm not understanding at all.

Soy.

This is infertility not incelibacy. Dude just wants to nut in his wife without having another kid to take care of.

The most exciting bit for me was when they wheeled me on this trolley into the operating theatre right in front of this female nurse, and just lifted the bottom of the gown up so she could have a good look at my meat 'n' two veg. Then they spread this stuff all over your nut-sack that seems to be a mix of vodka and hot-sauce I think? I did a lot of yelping and ooh-ahhing but they all just mocked me and said 'oh that's nothing, man up!' After that the surgeon just takes his scalpel and jams it into the ballsack and wriggles it around a lot like he was trying to shred the inside of an orange or something. Later I got a slight infection and spent a good deal of time squeezing yellow pus out of one of the wounds in my scrote and applying smelly TCP antiseptic liquid which stung and made me want to cry. http://i.imgur.com/79ll9gF.gif