Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If they are scooting their bottom on the floor carpet or licking their back end, it’s important to take your dog to the vet without delay for a thorough check over.
You have that and also the people complaining about the terrible smell down in the comments, yet they still allow these farm animals to reside in their homes. They belong only outside just as the prophet (pbuh) instructed.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-13
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 Communazi66 2019-12-13
you make me wet
1 SQLerection 2019-12-13
White wombs belong to man’s best friend.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-13
That human male is going to be in for quite the surprise!
🥴 🐶 💊
1 SmoothBeetle 2019-12-13
Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzA8VzAET18
1 Paul_Blart_Mall_Fart 2019-12-13
You have that and also the people complaining about the terrible smell down in the comments, yet they still allow these farm animals to reside in their homes. They belong only outside just as the prophet (pbuh) instructed.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-13
It's cute that they included the cuck in the picture to make him feel like part of the family.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-12-13
Butthurt azns everywhere
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-13
imagine getting cucked by a dog lol