Sterile and lifeless. Completely devoid of any character or heart. It looks like a display at The Gap cynically designed to promote mindless consumerism. Derivative. Bullshit.
You can tell a lot about a person by their Christmas tree. This is the tree of a middle-aged, childless spinster whose most meaningful human interactions all involve complaining to the manager. She'll die alone, unmourned and unloved. By the time someone discovers the body she'll have been partially devoured by her many cats.
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4 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-14
Sterile and lifeless. Completely devoid of any character or heart. It looks like a display at The Gap cynically designed to promote mindless consumerism. Derivative. Bullshit.
6 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Thanks. I was thinking in you clearly when the decorating took place!
4 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-14
Sorry that it doesn’t have your shitty kindergarten ornaments on it
3 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-14
You can tell a lot about a person by their Christmas tree. This is the tree of a middle-aged, childless spinster whose most meaningful human interactions all involve complaining to the manager. She'll die alone, unmourned and unloved. By the time someone discovers the body she'll have been partially devoured by her many cats.
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
almost true. meet the only decent Male since dratamard2
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-14
At least you have good taste in cats. Siamese are top tier
3 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
It's ok
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
I can accept OK. Thank you
3 rsrfy 2019-12-14
very nice 🤗
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Thank you sweetheart 😘
2 tractorsandranch 2019-12-14
trees are gay
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
As god intended
1 tractorsandranch 2019-12-14
pft, watch out, everyone! we got a fundie! how about you go pray to your magic sky fairy some more, cuck
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
I’ll pray you get better banter in future. It’ll prove god don’t exist obvs
2 tractorsandranch 2019-12-14
how can i ever recover from this?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Repent
1 tractorsandranch 2019-12-14
How?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
No idea. I don’t believe in shit like that
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-14
Did you mean for it to look uneven?
3 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
What part? I’ve still got time to fix. 😡
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-14
It leans a bit
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
I lean a bit (number 2 on the kinky scale) not the tree. Just tilt your head or squint.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-14
What is that scale
2 MrBufkin 2019-12-14
It's beautiful 👌
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Finally. A decent validating comment.
2 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-12-14
Looks Great!
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Thanks Sweetie. It may not look it but it’s different than last years one.
2 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-12-14
now i feel the urge to over analyze both pictures for similiarities and differences! Is the tree real?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Lmao 😂 you would actually do that. It’s apparently one of the most realistic fake trees. Jasper ain’t loving it though.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-14
Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B... Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain was here to correct it! Thank you! Have my grattitude, Actually, What's your cashapp? I'd like to give you 20$... Know what? While we're at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up and fuck my wife. Also, my Paypal username and password is: Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.
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1 demotecontrol 2019-12-14
I want your tree inside my bussy.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-14
Painful.