Happily married to my 5’5” king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6’2” alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess pic.twitter.com/WzUL7ywk8F
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just got my first #notallTALLmen dm what a time to be alive
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You all should also know that my hubby and his art school friends once threw a “Fuck Tall People” party where they got foam core and literally lowered the ceiling so all the tall guests had to crouch.
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All the people asking about decor- it’s an Airbnb outside Joshua Tree! I’ll try to find the listing.
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Ok this got bigger than I expected, to those of you calling my husband ugly when you can’t even see his face pls leave your address I’m coming over to fight you and stop asking about his dick I am a virgin and that is a sin
You all should also know that my hubby and his art school friends once threw a “Fuck Tall People” party where they got foam core and literally lowered the ceiling so all the tall guests had to crouch.
You all should also know that my hubby and his art school friends once threw a “Fuck Tall People” party where they got foam core and literally lowered the ceiling so all the tall guests had to crouch.
See shortcels, the key is to not be a useless commentariat human being and you too can meet an amazon queen for snu snu
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-15
dont know which is less surprising
male feminist is a sexual deviant
or
male feminist looks like he never hit puberty
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1 MightiestPhallus 2019-12-15
Totally not insecure lmao
2 forseti911 2019-12-15
Wow that's maximum seethe
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-15
Yeah seriously what a faggit
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-15
It's cool. The manlets can have a couple. Good for them.
2 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-15
yeah I don’t understand why tallcels would seethe at this
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-15
See shortcels, the key is to not be a useless commentariat human being and you too can meet an amazon queen for snu snu