Let's cut our losses and nuke both California and Florida. Only people who display exceptionally good looks and talents are spared and allowed entrance into Texas
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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2 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-12-16
Let's cut our losses and nuke both California and Florida. Only people who display exceptionally good looks and talents are spared and allowed entrance into Texas
4 demotecontrol 2019-12-16
Wait, why aren't we nuking Texas?
2 embrace- 2019-12-16
Texan here. Please nuke us now and put me out of my misery.
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-12-16
Texan here. If you don't love it here, LEAVE. I will trade you back to California for 2 Mexicans.
2 TheSomaCruz 2019-12-16
Floridian here, please do already.
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1 Rosey9898 2019-12-16
But the mayos won't die this way
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-16
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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