Wonder Woman will stop using her phallic sword because it is too aggressive

1  2019-12-17 by Goes_Down_on_Women

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You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....

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“Wonder Woman is an ultra-feminine peacemaker. A sword is a lethal phallic symbol. Why they don’t go together is not complicated,” tweeted one user.

Capeshitters lmao

The 19th amendment and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

...and suddenly, all the problems of the world just disappeared

this is cartoonishly retarded

it's too aggressive for her to go around harming people with a sword, but her committing acts of violence with magical super strength is somehow morally superior. Absolute virtue signalling mongoloid. I guess by that logic it's better for Arnold Schwarzenegger to beat you to death with his fists as opposed to me the nerd hitting you with a nightstick.

Shooting civilians with guns is inhumane.

That’s we use drone strikes instead.

society has fallen

all is lost

god have mercy on us

caring about capeshit

thinking that's what i meant

Women have to use vaginal weapons, such as a net, a lasso or vacuum pump.

My sword identifies as non-phallic.

I’m glad they are disarming this IDF prop girl

Rumour has it they're planning to replace her sword with a bollock dagger

Am I the only one bothered by the sword in the new Wonder Woman poster? Why does it look so phallic? Why is that all I can see

Have sex

She’s a goddess, she can fight, she’s super strong, and she has the skills and the lasso.”

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Holy shit, I thought you were joking with the title

rumor going around that gal godot is bill clinton's mistress. just thought that was funny

Islam is right about women.

Never heard of anyone being concerned with the aggressiveness of Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Flash, etc. What's the difference here?