40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”

1  2019-12-18 by HardIsLife

20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?” 40-year-old man: (head explodes)

13 comments

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-18

So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

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1  Jidi_Isle 2019-12-18

Close one snappy 😲

1  FrequentOriginal 2019-12-18

Cope

1  yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-18

Are you the 20 year old woman in this role play

1  loli_esports 2019-12-18

No shes the 40yo woman

1  yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-18

I hope not because HardIsLife is my crush but I don’t want to deal with the emotional drain of a menopausal foid

1  loli_esports 2019-12-18

You don't want a hot n cold clingy gf who needs validation??

1  jewdanksdad 2019-12-18

You have a crush on lawlz? Nasty

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-18

It's called a double standard and it's one of the fundamental laws of nature.

I'd date a 40yo if she was hot and rich and didn't have any kids. Seems like a unicorn to me though.

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-18

Actually I take the part about the kids back. If she had a smoking hot 18-22yo daughter I'd be cool with that. No little kids tho.

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-18

based and woody allen pilled

1  HomosexualAnalSex 2019-12-18

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