Look at me. I am your Captain now.

1  2019-12-19 by CasanovaNova

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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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uwu commence the mayocide.

Can you be hotter and less ‘90s boy bands’ bad guy?

While I would... I want it that way

Nice stripper heels!

He has them in every picture, only way he’ll be taller than his “wife.” Fucking manlets.

I’m taller than her when she takes hers off.

Seeing that my wife always likes to perform in 6 inch platforms.

Besides. Y’all big niggas can’t fit into a 2016 Huracan Spyder. I should know, I used to have my morning coffee in one.

fabulous.

𝖂𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖒𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖆𝖕𝖊?

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