Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Jidi_Isle 2019-12-19
uwu commence the mayocide.
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-19
Can you be hotter and less ‘90s boy bands’ bad guy?
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-19
While I would... I want it that way
1 colormebadorange 2019-12-19
Nice stripper heels!
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-19
He has them in every picture, only way he’ll be taller than his “wife.” Fucking manlets.
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-19
I’m taller than her when she takes hers off.
Seeing that my wife always likes to perform in 6 inch platforms.
Besides. Y’all big niggas can’t fit into a 2016 Huracan Spyder. I should know, I used to have my morning coffee in one.
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-19
fabulous.
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-19
𝖂𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖒𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖆𝖕𝖊?
1 bdmabeats 2019-12-19
r/shittyedits