Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
Well, sometimes if my wife is satisfied before I’m able to be and she’s too tired to continue, nothing like a little backdoor tomfoolery to fully flush the system.
Plus, when I allow her to explore me, I get to feel how a woman does. The way you needed trust to be in this position.
This shit really gonna make me unsub. I came here for memes not this shit you've been spamming of you and your wife. NO ONE CARES. You belong to Instagram or r/pics
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Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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1 PizzaShillsDad 2019-12-20
Can we mod this guy to dunk on HIL plz
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-12-20
Why is he using the tranny label on this post 🤔
1 PizzaShillsDad 2019-12-20
Never question the decisions of a king
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-12-20
GO OFF, KING!
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
Well, sometimes if my wife is satisfied before I’m able to be and she’s too tired to continue, nothing like a little backdoor tomfoolery to fully flush the system.
Plus, when I allow her to explore me, I get to feel how a woman does. The way you needed trust to be in this position.
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-12-20
This whole account is something else 😂🙏
1 eparlaturb 2019-12-20
MIXED RACE COUPLE DETECTED
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-20
That’s just his beard. She agreed to marry him for a green card. Dude loves choking on dick.
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
Are you mad she divorced a Jewish guy to be with me?
Cmon bro. Try a little harder at least.
1 BotThatSaysBro 2019-12-20
bro 😎💪
1 Justice4Jamal 2019-12-20
Still on your three day coke bender huh? Maybe it's time to take a nap
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
Man if you only knew
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-20
It must be tiring trying to convince people you’re not a giant flamer.
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
It's tiring but part of the territory. If you can't handle the heat, don't try to cook pizza's using nukes.
1 bdmabeats 2019-12-20
This shit really gonna make me unsub. I came here for memes not this shit you've been spamming of you and your wife. NO ONE CARES. You belong to Instagram or r/pics
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
You just became the meme.
1 bdmabeats 2019-12-20
God damn you have a lot of time on your hands.
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
I didn’t do that.
Shit man check the posters. Apparently I’m now a legend.
1 bejyyx 2019-12-20
Looking very good, the jeans look great but that sparkly thing your wife is wearing looks really cool, did she make that too?
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-20
Thank you! Yes she did, took her about 7 hours by hand completely.
1 bejyyx 2019-12-20
7 hours seems really quick! Consider me impressed.