I made a fake post on r/ConsumeProduct. MDEcels take the bait and they have a circlejerk.

1  2019-12-21 by Communazi66

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That's not a bait, just a plausible situation lmao.

Says a retarded member of that sub πŸ˜‚

your a nigger

defending yourself

Nut up, faggot

Thanks for the tip! πŸ’‹β€

Okay, okay.. Sorry..

Says a retard πŸ˜‚

no u

your

lrn2spell faggot

Dude nigger lmao.

White nationalism in the fat acceptance of race theory

It's not bait

Proceeds to deepthroat the hook

Deepthroating the hook while everyone watches is my kink.

The fact that it's actually believable that this could have happened should tell you why they are probably right

do u like NASCAR? do u like dale earnhardt? do u like dale earnhardt junior? do u own a blue jacket with a home depot logo on it? do u own a rifle with at least 2 100 round drum magazines? do u have maps or floor plans u drew out of (((buildings))) near u?

do u have a plan to get revenge and go down shooting against the world the next time u get banned for saying nigger online, or the next marvel movie features an interracial relationship and niglet children? did u invent democracy and rome? wuz u vikangz n shiet? where do we send u the royalty checks for inventing the lightbulb personally?

Wow this guy glows in the dark like uranium.

You got 4 people from that sub to take the bait so hard that they had to come here and cope for taking the bait

CAutists aren't light colored.

The title may be made up but that autism nest is 100% tangible and actually exists in real life somewhere.

Gotta spend your father's life insurance money on something.

20 bucks says it's not a fake post.

Wow, that place is awful! Found them quoting and tagging you there. Also, looks like you responded but they deleted your comments? Seriously, ignore that place. It looks like they just enjoy dumping on things that people enjoy, which is all manner of sad...

Honestly I had no idea that sub existed, apparently neither did she. Then they tagged her over there and... lolcow? Is a thing. It's a person they "milk for lols"; don't ask...

It is way, way, way more toxic than her edit. I think she just edited her post to address her own confusion as to why a group of emotionally stunted folks would do that... but, hey, it's the internet. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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We have all seen lots of similar real posts. I think the fact that you made a bait that is so plausible kinda kills it

do u like NASCAR? do u like dale earnhardt? do u like dale earnhardt junior? do u own a blue jacket with a home depot logo on it? do u own a rifle with at least 2 100 round drum magazines? do u have maps or floor plans u drew out of (((buildings))) near u?

do u have a plan to get revenge and go down shooting against the world the next time u get banned for saying nigger online, or the next marvel movie features an interracial relationship and niglet children? did u invent democracy and rome? wuz u vikangz n shiet? where do we send u the royalty checks for inventing the lightbulb personally?

Please show me a post where someone's wife offers the ultimatum to either have a child or waste money on toys.

This is why MDEs have been banned from 109 subs.

No real difference between having children and being a coomer/consumer.

In all cases you are mindlessly acting on impulses.

Also consider that parents are the ultimate consoomers. Think about how much toy companies make every Christmas. Taking out a mortgage to buy a house somewhere in the suburbs, buying a car, and having three children is the ultimate way to serve your masters.

Chapo check

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"They can't expose you if you expose yourself"

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I don't understand their obsession with reproducing. Why do they care so much about random people they don't know having sex?

I think it is projection. When they see posts on the internet they project themselves into the post. Ultimately, what they see is what they fear. A cuck virgin that consumes Reddit all day.

Honestly I still don't understand the problem with soys breading themselves away.

Neither do I, as long as it’s panko breading

Cuz their incels, duh

Mayos fear natural selection killing off their cumskin

Thread is boring, but the responses you kicked off here are pretty great.

You're so cool. Use more buzzwords!

I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing.

do u like NASCAR? do u like dale earnhardt? do u like dale earnhardt junior? do u own a blue jacket with a home depot logo on it? do u own a rifle with at least 2 100 round drum magazines? do u have maps or floor plans u drew out of (((buildings))) near u?

do u have a plan to get revenge and go down shooting against the world the next time u get banned for saying nigger online, or the next marvel movie features an interracial relationship and niglet children? did u invent democracy and rome? wuz u vikangz n shiet? where do we send u the royalty checks for inventing the lightbulb personally?

Stay mad cumskin

How is this bait???

Look at all the (((MDEgenerates))) in this very thread.

I am going to ruin the joke by explaining it: THIS thread was the actual bait, not the linked one.

What if the real bait was OP saying he posted bait?

Lmao, why is deux so full of cautists now?

They got banned from r/drama for being massive cucks and use this sub to cope

IDK why but I can help by chapo shilling

I don't care. It's fucking hilarious.

Makes plausible bait post. Acts surprised when it gets upvoted. Epic win.