My review of the Lighthouse

1  2019-12-23 by HardIsLife

Two dudes, who could have found peace by diddling each other’s bussies, decided to be as annoying as possible to each other until one of them loses it.

10 comments

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real talk are these ppl actually autistic? 🤔🤔🤔

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6  MrBufkin 2019-12-23

Yes

2  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

Cool story. Needs more HIL feet pics.

2  PizzaShillsDad 2019-12-23

Bufkin posted feet pics. Why haven’t you?

2  wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-23

Hark, Janny, Hark! Bellow, and bid our Jannitor, the paidless king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, banning waves teeming with salty tears, to smother this young anon with pungent hot pockets...

... to choke ye, engorging yer posts till ye turn blue and bloated with cheese and salami and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in warnings with slithering greasy hands and steaming cheese-covered beard, takes up his fell, be-deleted hand-– his ban-tined hammer screeches banshee-like in the tempest and runs you through the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging pocket no more, but a blasted bloody film now -- a nothing for the mods and the souls of dead anons to peck and shit and post upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite posts of the dreaded pibbles them self, forgotten to any man, to any thread, forgotten to any mod or lawlz sticky, forgotten even to r/drama... for any stuff or part of you, even any scantling of your posts, is you no more, but is now itself r/deuxrama

2  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

farts

1  loli_esports 2019-12-23

Nah, they never would have worked out if they hooked up. You saw how he spilled the beans. He just wasn't cut out for being a wickie.

1  companyfry 2019-12-23

And what would you know of diddling bussies?