Hark, Janny, Hark!
Bellow, and bid our Jannitor, the paidless king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, banning waves
teeming with salty tears, to smother this young anon with pungent hot pockets...
... to choke ye, engorging yer
posts till ye turn blue and
bloated with cheese and salami and
can scream no more... only when,
he, crowned in warnings with
slithering greasy hands and
steaming cheese-covered beard, takes up his fell,
be-deleted hand-– his ban-tined
hammer screeches banshee-like in
the tempest and runs you through
the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging
pocket no more, but a blasted
bloody film now -- a nothing for
the mods and the souls of dead
anons to peck and shit and post
upon, only to be lapped up and
swallowed by the infinite posts of
the dreaded pibbles them self,
forgotten to any man, to any thread,
forgotten to any mod or lawlz sticky,
forgotten even to r/drama... for
any stuff or part of you, even
any scantling of your posts, is
you no more, but is now itself r/deuxrama
We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
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6 SaltOverPlow 2019-12-23
they wont let me upload to the sub so i have to here.
they do this for free.
6 arandomloser21 2019-12-23
CLEAN🧹 IT🧹 UP 🧹JANNY🧹
6 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-12-23
4 SaltOverPlow 2019-12-23
they just removed it and banned me for 14 days 😂
rdrama jannies seething it was becoming top post so they cleaned it up. they cleaned up the mess i made for zero compensation. 🤣
dilate. 🤠
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-23
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4 make_them_rage 2019-12-23
They do it for free but make retards seethe in the process. It's almost an even trade-off if it weren't for the fact that mods are still fags.
2 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-23
Yes.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-12-23
It's not retarded when we seeth for self-improvement.
2 wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-23
Hark, Janny, Hark! Bellow, and bid our Jannitor, the paidless king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, banning waves teeming with salty tears, to smother this young anon with pungent hot pockets...
... to choke ye, engorging yer posts till ye turn blue and bloated with cheese and salami and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in warnings with slithering greasy hands and steaming cheese-covered beard, takes up his fell, be-deleted hand-– his ban-tined hammer screeches banshee-like in the tempest and runs you through the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging pocket no more, but a blasted bloody film now -- a nothing for the mods and the souls of dead anons to peck and shit and post upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite posts of the dreaded pibbles them self, forgotten to any man, to any thread, forgotten to any mod or lawlz sticky, forgotten even to r/drama... for any stuff or part of you, even any scantling of your posts, is you no more, but is now itself r/deuxrama
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-23
We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
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1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-12-23
No janny in history has ever had a chin.