Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
u/Lunamann come in here and enlighten us with your way of life. We all think u/communazi66 is retarded and enjoying bussy is something to be celebrated.
He really did trounce you with a quiver full of cliches. You had nothing. No banter. No nothing. I hope he comes in here and mogs the whole sub by spamming hi-def pics of him and his boyfriend living their best lives playing videogames on some shitty couch or whatever just like Nova.
Cah woman is the prettiest thing God ever put pon di land
Put pon di land (Pu-pu-put pon di land)
But some man it turn wrong, where dem get dat from?
Peter is not for Janet, Peter is for John
Suzette is not for Paul, Suzette is for Ann
You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-23
u/Lunamann come in here and enlighten us with your way of life. We all think u/communazi66 is retarded and enjoying bussy is something to be celebrated.
1 Communazi66 2019-12-23
Maybe he will post bussy
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-23
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/eedmdq/the_next_person_that_says_loli_porn_is_fine_and/fbtd4uh
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-23
He really did trounce you with a quiver full of cliches. You had nothing. No banter. No nothing. I hope he comes in here and mogs the whole sub by spamming hi-def pics of him and his boyfriend living their best lives playing videogames on some shitty couch or whatever just like Nova.
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-23
from dem a drink in a chi chi(gay) man bar
blaze di fire make we burn dem
from dem a par in a chi chi man car
blaze di fire make we burn dem
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-23
Cah woman is the prettiest thing God ever put pon di land Put pon di land (Pu-pu-put pon di land) But some man it turn wrong, where dem get dat from? Peter is not for Janet, Peter is for John Suzette is not for Paul, Suzette is for Ann
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-23
Dude.. do I gotta keep telling you to take it to /mu?
1 loli_esports 2019-12-23
Is bumbaclaat the main cat in the movie or just one of the supporting cats?
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-23
it's the one in the cartoon playing a chinese theme on a piano with chopsticks and buck teeth
1 loli_esports 2019-12-23
Maybe its a movie original cat and wasn't in the broadway production
1 loli_esports 2019-12-23
lol
1 companyfry 2019-12-23
A tale as old as time
A song as old as rhyme
Troids and gay dudes lmao
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Dear gods you are both retarded. In no way did either of you have the upper hand, disgusting
1 Communazi66 2019-12-23
Nah. I'm the biggest retard there is and you know it.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Ok, boomer
1 Communazi66 2019-12-23
You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Yup, you're definitely the most retarded
1 Communazi66 2019-12-23
Someone's baking up a batch of frownies :(
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Good, eat em all!
1 Communazi66 2019-12-23
Take about 10% off the top there
1 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2019-12-23
All I can say is gas the zoomers, age war now.
1 ImSoSorryThisHappene 2019-12-23
Generation -Zyklon-