The Secret Of My Success

1  2019-12-23 by CasanovaNova

I was never asked to be born. No one came to me and asked me to be Pajeet. I woke up one day, with dreams of changing the world, only to be so utterly broken by it that I too, became bitter.

I love all of you secretly, I just realize the only way to actually get through to any of you is to basically go toe to toe. When I become President of the United States, I'll make a society where all of you feel accepted and loved, not just numbers in an end game for someone born lucky to have everything in life without ever working for it.

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-23

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

I see. Was this my past life? Thanks Snappy <3

1  SmoothBeetle 2019-12-23

Go away

1  Chapose 2019-12-23

Why?

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-23

😴😴😴

1  SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-23

street shitter

1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

Cracker Barrel.

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Crarrel.

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1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

Crab

1  SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-23

i dont need to be white to call a gang rapist a gang rapist

1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

When your dick needs to be measured in multipliers, I understand you thinking that I ganged up on you.

1  Redactor0 2019-12-23

To be honest, I think I'd choose Preet Bharara as the first pajeet US president over you.

1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

Sick reference, bro.

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

You’re not supposed to reply to his posts 😿 you’re supposed to reply to my posts 😭

Fuck you all!

1  MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-23

Now you finally know how we feel 😌

1  Redactor0 2019-12-23

I don't know all the latest programming jargon though, so I'm sure that you're just a silly woman who can't do anything serious, but I don't have the words to properly express that.

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

I post other stuff too 😤

1  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

/u/HardIsLife absolutely seething

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

If I’m getting with any Indian, it’s /u/getdatfiloos he’s my aloo prata.

1  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

But I'm one too, and I can be your samosa and pakora, babes.

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

I prefer long thosai 😉

1  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

Hhahaha I've got a long thosai in my pants so whats up

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

Thosais got no girth though 🤭

1  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

Then do you prefer long thosai or not? Smh. You can ask FuzzyGoalie about the girth if you're worried, though. It's all cool.

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

🤔

1  wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-23

Go ask him, sweaty. I can send you a pic if you like.

1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

I felt compelled to share this with you.

1  HardIsLife 2019-12-23

WTF? I’m underaged 🚔 I sound like this!

1  CasanovaNova 2019-12-23

In that case, I apologize. As many men before me, so too I stand, realizing you're not the person I assumed you to be. I prefer my women as I do my cars. Vintage, easier to work on, and more reliable. My wife is actually four years my superior.

I assume that you are upset that you feel degraded in this current society. As the father to a six month old girl, I think every day about the implications of the opinions on this board.

I cannot take back what I posted, so no editing. What I will say is this. I want to be upset that you basically b8'd me but let's be honest. One day my daughter will defeat every layer of security to have internet after curfew. I pray she is as strong as you are.

To be very honest, I admire you. From my one week casually posting here, I allude that you are fighting the good fight. Merry Christmas and I'm sorry if I offended you. My wife and I only want everyone to find their special someone, even if our methods are extreme.

1  watermark1917 2019-12-23

Dude you're going to be a superpower in like 9 days lmao