Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
"based" comes from Lil B "The Based God", and then his mostly white fanbase started using it for other shit until it became the property of school shooters. He's a convicted felon rapper who has made songs about killing people, armored robbery, domestic violence, theft, drug trafficking, and smuggling in addition to all the positive songs he's made about peace and acceptance, based has nothing to do with that nonsense. White people are retarded.
I have a wonderful mental image of him in full gothic plate mugging someone in a back alley, threatening to punch him with his gauntlet if he doesn’t give him the money.
By Mr. McCartney's own admission he would indeed still rob you even if you had a priceless set of antique medieval armor and thus no financial need of your immediately belongings.
Yeah wtf I even post on there but now it's gonna be another tradsub. There's a lot of consumer culture to make fun of but they seem to target other things too.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-25
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-12-25
This really is how they seem to envision themselves, though.
1 brave_athee 2019-12-25
yes https://www.reddit.com/r/ConsumeProduct/comments/ef7clk/average_rconsumeproduct_user/
1 Shadows1455 2019-12-25
Of course he's blond with blue eyes lol
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2019-12-25
4chan moment
1 Daft_Newell 2019-12-25
Some of them probably see themselves like this unironically
1 _Plague_Doctor_ 2019-12-25
Yes of course my friend
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-25
If your opinions are "based" they are grounded and based in reality. Based on facts. I.e. not "woke" or bluepilled
Based and redpilled.
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-25
"based" comes from Lil B "The Based God", and then his mostly white fanbase started using it for other shit until it became the property of school shooters. He's a convicted felon rapper who has made songs about killing people, armored robbery, domestic violence, theft, drug trafficking, and smuggling in addition to all the positive songs he's made about peace and acceptance, based has nothing to do with that nonsense. White people are retarded.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-25
Based and pasta pilled
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2019-12-25
Literally none of that includes the most important point that he’s a foot fetishist who sees a lot of white feet
1 sadrice 2019-12-25
I have a wonderful mental image of him in full gothic plate mugging someone in a back alley, threatening to punch him with his gauntlet if he doesn’t give him the money.
1 SerbianWarCriminal_ 2019-12-25
By Mr. McCartney's own admission he would indeed still rob you even if you had a priceless set of antique medieval armor and thus no financial need of your immediately belongings.
1 JamesJacksonSacHeHim 2019-12-25
yes but nobody cares
1 companyfry 2019-12-25
Didn’t you get banned the other day for posting in that modsupport thread?
Deuxcope
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-25
Nah I’ve always posted in duex. I’m just laying low on drama atm bc of some controversial things I said about some AHS mayos in modsupport.
1 PizzaShillsDad 2019-12-25
Idk I read 1984 in 9th grade when all I could think about were boobs and COD and we all know that’s the most esoteric book MDEtards have read
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-25
You forgot Animal Farm and the cliff notes to Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations.
Still better than anything by Marxengelbert
1 PlumCorruptor 2019-12-25
1 myNAMEjef420 2019-12-25
I like making fun of consumer culture. But godamn tradlarping is annoying.
1 aj_thenoob 2019-12-25
Yeah wtf I even post on there but now it's gonna be another tradsub. There's a lot of consumer culture to make fun of but they seem to target other things too.
1 Raptor_Farts 2019-12-25
What is Tradlarping
1 Putin-Nanny 2019-12-25
Traditional live action role play. They LARP the old fashioned way with wooden swords.
1 VivasMadness 2019-12-25
Traditional Chad. Secretly, most of them lust for trussy.
1 -Shank- 2019-12-25
Bugmen detected
1 Putin-Nanny 2019-12-25
/r/dryfasting and anaerobic respiration gets you ripped bro.
1 Leithz7 2019-12-25