I went to Chinatown today for Christmas lunch

1  2019-12-26 by tractorsandranch

TALL WHITE MEN ARE NOT YOUR FETISH

Just because I'm tall and white, just because your jaw was on the ground at the sight of me, DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU

ching ching chong food was good tho :D

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this is less drama, and more pathetically sad

he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous

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why snappy ;_;

Holy shit snappy just prolapsed your weak mayo pink sock

Couldn’t have said it better myself, snappy!

going along with the asian theme

snappy just sent 2 nukes up my ass

ever since i figured out i could make it as good at them at home for way cheaper i stopped giving af about chinese restaurants, we don't need them for laundry and we don't need them for mining either now, why do they even exist?

Their jaw was on the ground because you took all you can eat too literally.