I believe women are evil and that the gender of the devil is female. Products of the female psyche including liberalism, political correctness, multiculturalism, promotion of the metrosexual (woman with a penis), yoga and Marxism are all evil. Humanity will become redeemed when women become human beings. Right now they are mercenaries and blame everything on men. Pure evil.
Yes but here we see the antithesis to the Coomer meme. While the Coomer advocates abstaining from masturbation lest you turn into a mindless gratification-bot, r/semenretention unironically satirizes itself in that anyone who takes its ideology seriously becomes a turbo-virgin bent on a misguided journey of self improvement.
Who gives a shit, "semen retention" has been some weird yoga thing forever you dumb gay faggot. You are probably mad because you want to retain someone else's semen - IN YOUR ASS.
The problem with reading books is the opportunity cost. In the time it takes to read 2-3 books a week for a year I could complete my masters degree, buff my salary by X%, and use the free time bought with the extra money to read even more books(not that that’s what I would do with the time because reading books is for gaylords).
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I believe women are evil and that the gender of the devil is female. Products of the female psyche including liberalism, political correctness, multiculturalism, promotion of the metrosexual (woman with a penis), yoga and Marxism are all evil. Humanity will become redeemed when women become human beings. Right now they are mercenaries and blame everything on men. Pure evil.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2019-12-26
Have rightoids reverted back to puritans?🤔
1 companyfry 2019-12-26
They would certainly appeal to a larger audience if they gave up on this anti-coomer circlejerk
1 JamesJacksonSacHeHim 2019-12-26
Coomer detected
1 companyfry 2019-12-26
Yes but here we see the antithesis to the Coomer meme. While the Coomer advocates abstaining from masturbation lest you turn into a mindless gratification-bot, r/semenretention unironically satirizes itself in that anyone who takes its ideology seriously becomes a turbo-virgin bent on a misguided journey of self improvement.
1 JamesJacksonSacHeHim 2019-12-26
Who gives a shit, "semen retention" has been some weird yoga thing forever you dumb gay faggot. You are probably mad because you want to retain someone else's semen - IN YOUR ASS.
1 companyfry 2019-12-26
I fail to see the issue with that, then I would just have twice as much semen and double the power.
I will recommend that to the r/semenretention users
1 Wegwerfkontobelegt 2019-12-26
> I read 2-3 books per week
Burgers think this is a nigh-impossible high achievement on par with running multiple successful businesses, kek.
1 companyfry 2019-12-26
The problem with reading books is the opportunity cost. In the time it takes to read 2-3 books a week for a year I could complete my masters degree, buff my salary by X%, and use the free time bought with the extra money to read even more books(not that that’s what I would do with the time because reading books is for gaylords).
Audio book commuter master race
1 JamesJacksonSacHeHim 2019-12-26
There are no scholarships at Ivies.